The Crabby Cook Cookbook: Recipes and Rants

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Introducing a very funny, slightly edgy, winning new kind of cookbook Jessica Harper—that Jessica Harper, star of Minority Report, Stardust Memories, Love and Death, Pennies from Heaven, and more—is a working mother of two who faces the same problems of every other woman who’s the designated home cook: How do you feed a family of picky eaters when you’re not crazy about being in the kitchen in the first place? A natural-born storyteller and terrifically engaging writer, she does what she’s done all her ...

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Overview

Introducing a very funny, slightly edgy, winning new kind of cookbook Jessica Harper—that Jessica Harper, star of Minority Report, Stardust Memories, Love and Death, Pennies from Heaven, and more—is a working mother of two who faces the same problems of every other woman who’s the designated home cook: How do you feed a family of picky eaters when you’re not crazy about being in the kitchen in the first place? A natural-born storyteller and terrifically engaging writer, she does what she’s done all her life—entertain us—while at the same time offering 100 not just easy but really easy-to-make, really tasty recipes.

Her stories are filled with charming crabbiness—of cooking early in the day for the two kids who eat only six things, then later for the husband who eats only about eight things, none of which share common ground with those first six; of inviting her mother-in-law for dinner and handing her an apron; of suffering HAS—Hostess Anxiety Syndrome—having the book club over and picking The Good Earth because it matches the neighborhood’s great new Chinese take-out, so no cooking involved! She wants to give a Nobel Prize to the person who invented bagged salad, and she recounts a wonderful story of making homemade turkey pot pie for the very first time—its crust tasted like rosemary-scented Play-Doh—to serve to Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford.

But crabby or not, she’s found a way to make it work, and work brilliantly. The Crabby Cook is about how to change your food-i-tude—no more garnish guilt, for example, and why “sort of homemade” is just as good as homemade (ie, knowing when to go all out with Pain-in-the-Ass Minestrone and when to settle for the almost-as-tasty Lazy-Ass Minestrone). It’s how to identify those Miracle Foods—the stuff that everyone loves, like Gobble-It-Up Turkey Chili and Tony’s Rigatoni. And even a whole survival guide—despite her HAS—to entertaining, including drinks, Whore’s

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780761155263
  • Publisher: Workman Publishing Company, Inc.
  • Publication date: 12/8/2010
  • Pages: 276
  • Sales rank: 1,349,271
  • Product dimensions: 7.18 (w) x 11.70 (h) x 0.79 (d)

Meet the Author

Jessica Harper is a movie actress (Pennies from Heaven, Stardust Memories, Minority Report, Love and Death, and others) and children’s book author. The mother of two college-age daughters, she lives with her husband in Los Angeles.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 18, 2013

    Wells's Bio

    Name: Look at the headline, idiot.<br>
    <p> Age: Less than twenty. If you guessed one, you are crazy. If you guessed two, you are insane. If you guessed five thousand eight hundred twenty three, you must go to a mental hospital for some "relaxation."<br>
    <p>Gender: Male.<br>
    <p>Height: About average.<br>
    <p>Weight: Ask me that question again, and I will murder you.<br>
    <p>Friends: I have a lot of friends. I will name a few of them. PFlight, Lacey/Keldeo, Rose and co, ect, ect.<br>
    <p>Gf/Crush: No gf. Crush, maybe. Maybe not. But someone does have a crush on me.<br>
    <p>Personality: Sometimes nice, clever, and mostly annoying.<br>
    <p>Pokemon: All of them, except for for the ones from the Kalos.<br>
    <p>Other: I can control fire. I also have psychic powers like the psychic gym leader, Sabrina. I have been in this rp since April. I am invincible and immortaI have a sword that can morph into a machine gun. The sword has a skull in the handle and a ruby in the skull's mouth. A touch from the sword will make you crumble into ashes. IT WILL KILL YOU. The machine gun's bullets will set you on fire, rip you in two, and make you crumble to ashes. IT WILL ALSO KILL YOU. I collect shiny pokemon. If I breed a shiny pokemon that I already have, I might give it away for free. My mansion is at relicanth. If I put five stars, I am feeling awesome. If I put four stars, I am feeling good. If I put three stars, l am feeling okay, but annoyed. If I put two stars, l am feeling pretty annoyed. If I put one star, l am feeling super annoyed and angry. That is usually the point when l start typing in capital letters to represent l am shouting.<br>
    <p>Likes: Pretty much everything that is about pokemon.<br>
    <p>Hates: Fang(Made fun of me), Purugly(Too ugly), and Magicarp(Too weak though l like Gyrados).<br>
    <p> THAT'S IT!!! THAT'S MY BIO!!! THANKS FOR READING!! NOW YOU CAN STOP READING!! STOP READING NOW!!!

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  • Posted March 20, 2011

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    Fun trip through the kitchen!

    Have you ever wanted to just laugh your way down the path of creating a menu plan? Jessica Harper does just that for you. This book is as much fun to just read as it is to follow her recipes. From the crazy way to satisfy the most picky eaters to the crazy recipes that sound nuts but taste really good, this book has it all! Also, the cocktails she includes are fantastic. I laughed all the way through and enjoyed every minute of this book.

    Enjoy Jessica's family, her recipes but most of all, her take on the food and the zaniness that goes with them all.

    I loved it!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 15, 2014

    Love it

    I love that just in the sample there are several recipes and a awesome story. The real thing is way better!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 19, 2013

    Emma's bio (Finally getting to it.)

    Name: Duh, Emma. Gender:Obviously girl. Age:12 Hight: 'bout 5'3. Appearence: thick long brown hair she always wears up in a low ponytail. The ponytail goes a quarter way down her back and when her hair is down, it goes halfway down her back. Her bangs are pushed to the left and cover her left eye. She has brown eyes. She wears a black tshirt and jeans. She also wears a crystal necklace. She almost always has old burns on her arms and a scar that runs down her left arm. And according to almost everyone she knows, she's cute and hot. Personality: Nice, brave, tomboy, adventurous, she could do anything when she's mad. History: she doesn' t want anyone to know except people she really trusts. Dating:Nope. Crush:.... Other: She never leaves the forest, tending to avoid towns. She lives in a treehouse. She always wears her old purple backpack, which has her scythe slid through the straps. She is very close to her Pokemon and can understand them. (She never caught them, so technecly they're not hers.) They are Weavile(female), Vulpix(female), and Ninetails(male, shiny. Ninetails was the only one caught.) She is really good at climbing. She is like a squirrel when it comes to trees. She has a two year old son named Jake (shaggy blond hair and freckles) and a one and a half year old named Neko. Yeah, I know she's young. She can control fire.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 19, 2013

    Jacob

    Team: Typhlosion, Feraligator, Meganium. Looks: black short hair, black eyes, tan skin, and is tall. Mildly cute. Personality: friendly, shy, strong, and kind. Is very kind to pokemon anywhere anytime. Has never caught pokemon. Pokemon caught themselves for him. Very competitive.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 18, 2013

    Sylveon

    Age: ? Gender: female looks: i'm pink blue <verry light blue> and white i have 2 scarfs and a bow tie. Traner: likes wells but he isint my traner.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 17, 2013

    Ez bio

    Gender: female
    Age: 11
    Looks: blond hair and bright blue eyes
    Crush: seriously

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 16, 2013

    Dunsparce bio

    Hey guys i'm Dunsparce the Dunsparce! I am a female despite my epic apperance(i am NOT derpy looking; I am BEAUTIFUL))


    My age? Well im a pokemon dsnt really matter, right? Believe it or not, I was regarded as a legendary back at the hood.... okay so the "hood" was just me but you get the point. I got wings. Can fly around for a little bit. But I'm a good digger. Yepp the hood says that i am as well.


    I got Serene Grace as my ability. So my Headbutt is SOOOO giod that it makes ya flinch. Well actually its just my ability so...

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 15, 2013

    KING TO GLACEON

    ITS ONE OF THE 649 POKEMON

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 13, 2013

    Chill the Leafeon bio

    A wild and shiny Leafeon, her natur is Jolly, and shes wild. Any trainer has a shot on her.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 18, 2013

    LACEY TO EVERYONE URGENT

    IM LOCKED OUT OF THE FOURTH RES!!! WHYYYYY??????

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 13, 2013

    Rise and co. to anyone

    We are locked out of result one.Move main rp to result three.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 10, 2013

    Zedmons bio v2.8

    Piplup res 2. Add that she has a new friend named dave

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 10, 2013

    Dave bio

    Piplup res two

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