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A large collection of useful pick-up lines and commentary, applicable to the modern dating scene.
The Definitive Book of Pick-up Lines is a collection of more than a thousand new, fresh, and useful pick-up lines. Each line is accompanied by a commentary describing how, when and where it should be used. Combined with a comprehensive introduction that provides a brief education on every aspect of the pick-up line, from selecting the appropriate one to use, to employing the proper delivery, this book provides everything necessary to confidently and successfully meet new people. Designed to entertain as well as inform, The Definitive Book of Pick-up Lines is a must-have reference manual to ...
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Overview

A large collection of useful pick-up lines and commentary, applicable to the modern dating scene.
The Definitive Book of Pick-up Lines is a collection of more than a thousand new, fresh, and useful pick-up lines. Each line is accompanied by a commentary describing how, when and where it should be used. Combined with a comprehensive introduction that provides a brief education on every aspect of the pick-up line, from selecting the appropriate one to use, to employing the proper delivery, this book provides everything necessary to confidently and successfully meet new people. Designed to entertain as well as inform, The Definitive Book of Pick-up Lines is a must-have reference manual to the hardest part of the modern dating scene: meeting new people.

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780595176717
  • Publisher: iUniverse, Incorporated
  • Publication date: 4/28/2001
  • Pages: 125
  • Product dimensions: 5.96 (w) x 9.12 (h) x 0.42 (d)

Meet the Author

Tucker Max
Tucker Max received his B.A. from the University of Chicago, where he graduated in 1998. He attended Duke Law School on an academic scholarship, where he graduated with a J.D. in 2001 (despite the fact that he neglected to buy any of his textbooks for his final two years and spent part of one semester-while still enrolled in classes-living in Cancun). Tucker is purportedly the reason Duke dropped from 7 to 11 in the USN&WR rankings during his tenure. He currently lives in Los Angeles, and when he isn't drinking or fornicating.

Table of Contents

Foreword ix
Acknowledgements xv
Introduction xvii
Part I Lines That Can Be Used In Public 1
Chapter I "Look at me, I'm funny!" 3
Sub-Chapter: Comedian Pick-up Lines
Chapter II "Are you trying to pick me up?" 26
Chapter III "My, you are forward, aren't you?" 31
Chapter IV "Let's try to be a little more subtle, shall we?" 41
Chapter V "What pretty eyes you have..." 49
Chapter VI "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!" 58
Sub-Chapter: Steven Wright Pick-up Lines
Sub-Chapter: The Simpson's Pick-up Lines
Chapter VII "Take me to your leaders." 69
Part II Lines That Should Not Be Used In Public 71
Chapter VIII "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." 73
Chapter IX "Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child?" 85
Chapter X Do Not Use These in Public 105
Chapter XI "Your dad must be a..." 121
About the Author 125

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 13, 2004

    Tucker Max: Like he needs your money?

    Aw shucks folks; it's only Tucker Max. He's smarter, richer, and better looking than you, and he graduated from TWO exclusive academies of higher learning. Why the hell should you give him a dime of the money YOU had to work for? Let him go ask his dad for a bigger allowance.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 16, 2003

    It delivers what it promises!

    Critics of the infamous Tucker Max may accuse him of being a misogynist, or an egomaniac, and they are exactly right. He is openly and shamelessly the epitomy of the chauvinistic male, and his writing embodies this spirit beautifully. It's easy to read this book, or anything he has written for that matter, and say 'What a pig!' But that's what you're supposed to be thinking, and he would expect nothing less. Loosen up, people. Try, just TRY to take yourselves a little less seriously for a moment, and enjoy the blatantly honest opinions and advice that this guy's guy has to offer. Everyone thinks he's a bad person, including him. Be original, enjoy yourself and don't get so offended. Who knows? If nothing else, maybe this book will get a good laugh out of you. Personally, I think having it on your coffee table can spark up some interesting conversations.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 12, 2004

    The Art of Picking Up!

    If you are looking for a book to give you the 101 level education on how to pick up, this may not be the book for you. But if you are at the Zenith of your game like a Brendan Murtha or Steve Stifler, this book will give you some good pointers on how to refine your game even more.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 9, 2003

    OK, but not great

    If you really want a book on pick-up lines, then I guess this would be a good one to get. If you really think you're going to get girls, don't waste your time. Don't get me wrong, I love to go out and see reactions I can get from women with different pick-up lines, but are you so not creative that you need a book to help you?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 8, 2003

    Tucker saved my sex life!

    This book is amazing. Tucker Max is amazing. This is no joke -- Tucker Max saved my sex life. Sure, a lot of these pick-up lines are pretty much useless, and are more valuable for humor-content than actual usefulness, but that doesn't mean there's not a few gems in there. It's about knowing which ones to use, and when. Six months ago I was single, and pining away for an ex-girlfriend from 2 years ago. Now, I'm sleeping with 3-5 women a week. I've even had several threesomes. Tucker, you are my god.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 2, 2003

    Whoever hates cocky misogynists obviously doesn't have a sense of humor

    I mean come on. This book is hilarious. Have a little fun and read the damn thing. It'll be entertaining at the very least.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 10, 2003

    Better than Casanova

    The book describes not just a technique, but a philosophy. The secret is to have fun with attractive women and their friends (while at the same time obliterating idiotic obstacles). Tucker shows you how to win with the tucker philosophy and live your life to the max, while still managing to escape with an ounce of dignity (barely, and subject to endless debate). A classical reference.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 23, 2003

    I'm the only reviewer not a friend of Tucker's

    If you think these cheesy pick-up lines will help you get chicks, then I've got some swampland in Arizona to sell you. Tucker's nothing but an incredibly egotistical young man who nonetheless has constant doubts about his (in)adequacy.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 3, 2003

    Stay FAR away from this trash

    Fetid garbage.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 9, 2003

    A god from the clouds

    This completes the compendium of Tucker Max Writings. After reading the website, I had to read the book... It's awesome

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 7, 2002

    Great Work!!!!

    I treasure this book more than anything. thank you Tucker for your insights. YOu are my inspiration

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 5, 2001

    Surpringly good, awesome even

    I came across this book almost by blind chance, ordered it, and was amazed--it was really, really good. It is funny, witty, intelligently written, and fairly informative. I have read a few other books inthis genre, and they were all pretty poor. This one definitely stood out. It was well worth buying.

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