The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex

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A humor classic, this tongue-in-cheek diet plan bases calorie counts on sexual activity and charts the exact number of calories burned."You and your friends can read this book aloud while sitting on the beach and shed a combined total of ten thousand calories in thirty-three minutes. Yes, it's that funny."-Glamour. Selection of the Quality Paperback Book and Playboy book clubs and a New York Times Bestseller. 935,000 copies in print.

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Overview


A humor classic, this tongue-in-cheek diet plan bases calorie counts on sexual activity and charts the exact number of calories burned."You and your friends can read this book aloud while sitting on the beach and shed a combined total of ten thousand calories in thirty-three minutes. Yes, it's that funny."-Glamour. Selection of the Quality Paperback Book and Playboy book clubs and a New York Times Bestseller. 935,000 copies in print.

A tongue-in-cheek diet that bases calorie counts on sexual activity and charts the exact number of calories burned.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780894800238
  • Publisher: Workman Publishing Company, Inc.
  • Publication date: 1/28/1978
  • Pages: 160
  • Product dimensions: 5.48 (w) x 7.96 (h) x 0.38 (d)

Meet the Author


Richard Smith weighs even less than he did in 1978 when he wrote the original, bestselling Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex. And he has not given up carbohydrates.
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Table of Contents

Introduction 7
I. Preparing for Your Partner
Physical Conditioning 13
Basic Exercises 14
Mental Conditioning 17
Personal Grooming 18
II. Setting the Scene and Initial Intimacy
Preparing the Bedroom 21
Preparing the Bathroom 22
Additional Last-Minute Preparations 23
Getting Partner in Mood and Alerting Mutual Sensibilities 24
Communicating 26
Making the First Move 28
Overcoming Resistance 29
Body Contact and Initial Touching 30
Kissing 31
Removing Clothes 32
Arousal and Stimulation (advanced) 34
Weight Loss Bonus #1 35
Weight Loss Bonus #2 36
Embarrassment 37
Disappointment 38
Getting into Bed 40
III. Foreplay
Ten Alternate Erogenous Zones 42
Being Good in Bed 43
Being Even Better in Bed 45
Going Too Far 46
Writhing 47
Teasing 48
Stroking 49
Oral Sex 50
Removing Hair 51
Disposing of Hair 52
Achieving Erection 53
Sustaining Erection 54
Weight Loss Bonus #3 55
Putting on Prophylactic 56
Inserting Diaphragm 57
Delays 58
Further Delays 59
Emotional Distress 60
IV. Intercourse and Things Related
Doing It for the First Time 62
Doing It for the Last Time 63
Doing It 64
Insertion 65
Satisfying Partner 67
Positions 68
Positions (According to Nationality) 70
Locations 71
Intercourse 72
Possible Side Effects of Intercourse 73
Sex-Related Noises 74
Seeking Comfort 75
Approaching Orgasm 76
Orgasm 77
Orgasmic Intensity Scale 78
Pulling Out 79
Multiple Orgasms for Female 80
Multiple Orgams for Male 81
Special Orgasms 82
Premature Ejaculation 83
Consequences of Premature Ejaculation for Female 84
Consequences of Premature Ejaculation for Male 85
Achieving Orgasm Under Unusual Circumstances 86
Delaying Orgasm 87
V. Afterward
Weight Loss Bonus #4 90
Things Often Said After Sex 91
Possible Side Effects of Good Sex 92
Possible Side Effect of Bad Sex 93
Recovering 94
Rolling Over and Going to Sleep 95
Sleep 96
Trying Again 97
Tidying and Cleaning Up 98
Showering 99
Drying Off 100
Making the Bed 101
VI. Supplementary Activities
Male Fantasies 104
Female Fantasies 105
Dreaming 106
Group Sex 107
Masturbation 108
Fetishism 110
Bondage 111
Discipline 112
Whipping 113
Weight Loss Bonus #5 114
Sex with Animals 115
Bizarre Sex Practices 116
Gay Sex 117
Additional Erotic Experiences 118
Keeping a Journal 119
VII. Miscellaneous Problems, Emergencies and Disasters
Penis Envy 122
Typical Sex-Related Fears 123
Personal Fears 124
Guilt 125
Aggravation 126
More Aggravation 127
Acquiring Bedsores 128
Getting Caught 129
Almost Getting Caught 130
Threatening Situations 131
Interruptions and Distractions 132
Afflictions 133
Call of Nature 134
Fighting off Pets 135
Assorted Accidents 136
VIII. Eating and Sex (The Bedside Eater)
Calories in Foods 139
Typical Effects of Alcohol on Bedroom Behavior 147
Examples of Weight Lost While Eating 148
Weight Lost While Resisting Food 150
Eating in Bed--Problems 151
Alternate Uses of Food 152
The Height Report
How Tall Should the Ideal Sex Partner Be? 155
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