The Dumb White Husband's Guide to Babies [NOOK Book]

Overview

Children are amazing. Their limitless capacity for love is matched only by their ability to make you feel like an idiot. Don't worry. You're not alone.

The Dumb White Husband's Guide to Babies tackles the subjects that other baby books ignore:

- Why you shouldn't touch the...

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The Dumb White Husband's Guide to Babies

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Overview

Children are amazing. Their limitless capacity for love is matched only by their ability to make you feel like an idiot. Don't worry. You're not alone.

The Dumb White Husband's Guide to Babies tackles the subjects that other baby books ignore:

- Why you shouldn't touch the wand in the sonogram room
- The exact moment your opinion no longer counts
- How people will respond to the news
- How TV and baby classes have lied to us
- Which poop jokes to expect in the delivery room
- Converting diapers into usable guilt
- How to assure your child says your name first

And much, much more.

There's even a twin version in case you're so much a man that you knocked up your wife twice at the same time.

Don't go into fatherhood unprepared, read The Dumb White Husband's Guide to Babies today.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940149593088
  • Publisher: Benjamin Wallace
  • Publication date: 3/5/2014
  • Sold by: Draft2Digital
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 1,277,173
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author

Benjamin Wallace is the best-selling author of several novels and the idiot behind DumbWhiteHusband.com. You can call him Ben.

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You can email him at: contact@benjaminwallacebooks.com

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 29, 2014

    Cute

    Entertaining. A bit much for 56 pages though. I love his style and the Zomnibus is a great book.

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