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The Emo Bunny That Should
     

The Emo Bunny That Should

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by John H. Carroll
 

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Emo the Bunny preferred gloomy days, walks over a cliff and misery of any sort. One day while hiding from sunlight, he saw something unusual. Normally he'd take a nap and try to forget about it, but this time he took an interest only to discover a conspiracy the likes of which no child would ever suspect!

Ducks, bunnies, chickens, squirrels, geese, bears,

Overview

Emo the Bunny preferred gloomy days, walks over a cliff and misery of any sort. One day while hiding from sunlight, he saw something unusual. Normally he'd take a nap and try to forget about it, but this time he took an interest only to discover a conspiracy the likes of which no child would ever suspect!

Ducks, bunnies, chickens, squirrels, geese, bears, cows, robins and The Easter Bunny all play a part in the disturbing events which show that woodland creatures aren't always as cute, fuzzy and innocent as they lead us to believe!

Product Details

BN ID:
2940011186943
Publisher:
John H. Carroll
Publication date:
01/24/2011
Series:
Stories for Demented Children , #1
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
961,537
File size:
3 MB
Age Range:
5 - 13 Years

Meet the Author

John H. Carroll was the youngest of seven children and was born in Atlanta, Georgia in 1970 where he was kept in a dresser drawer with the clean socks. Luckily, he wasn’t kept with the dirty socks or else he might have grown up to become slightly warped.As a child, John spent most of his time wandering through the Mojave Desert in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the sky, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. One of his favorite memories is watching his dad build the fuselage of Evel Kneivel’s skycycle in their garage. One of his least favorite moments was watching that skycycle fall into the Snake River. (Not his dad’s fault and he has documentation to prove it, so nyah)As a teenager, John spent most of his time driving wherever he could in an attempt to avoid people. He would stare at the road, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He was the captain of the chess team, lettered in golf and band while in high school, and wasn’t beaten up anywhere near as much as one might imagine.As an adult, John spends most of his time staring at a computer screen in an attempt to avoid people. He stares at the monitor for hours, imagining what it would be like to explore different worlds. He has been married to his wonderful wife for sixteen years and they have three obnoxio . . . wonderful children who always behave . . . when they’re asleep.Emo bunny minions surround John at most times. He is their imaginary friend and they look to him for guidance. At one point, they took over the world. No one noticed because they left everything exactly as it was. They gave the world back after a week because it was depressing.The Willden Trilogy is his first endeavor into the field of writing. Other series and standalone works will be forthcoming. In addition, John has written a number of short stories that can be found at most eBook sites. He writes in the evenings and weekends whenever possible. Regrettably, the family mentioned in a previous paragraph desires food and shelter, requiring the author to possess a full time job until his writing makes him rich.

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The Emo Bunny that Should 3.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 366 reviews.
yahee More than 1 year ago
This was seriously weird, but I found myself loving it. "Emo the Bunny" needs some serious help. Good if you need a quick read thats not like anything else.
Munningss_SCapingReality More than 1 year ago
Curiousity made a new hero. Very original and funny! I want my 22year old to read this one; I believe she will get a kick out of it. THIS IS NOT A CHILDREN'S STORY.
Stephanie Dillon More than 1 year ago
A little twisred. Not something I'd read to my young ones but my 11 year old may find it amusing.
Stefhanni Deleon More than 1 year ago
i love this story (yes i am a demented child)
brittrox More than 1 year ago
I loved this story, perhaps because i was a demented child lol the story made me laugh good book for any age
Gina Como More than 1 year ago
really funny, but not for younger children
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Im goth. I love this book i think it is just super funy
kthrneileen More than 1 year ago
I really enjoyed this short story. It was a cute little read with a different take on the Easter Bunny!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
not for kids who are not a little insane. I read it five times in one night
relindat66 More than 1 year ago
I could say thought provoking about the value of what each person gives to society....then again i could take it at face value and just say i liked it.
Katharine Kirspel More than 1 year ago
My nephew absolutly loves this story and begs me to read it over and over. A little disappointed in the ending. It kinda left u hanging. my nephew doesn't mind though cuz he can make up what happens after the story ends. Overall a really good read.
Charla Replogle More than 1 year ago
good book. I like how emo had puple streaks :) not a messed up book, just different. a very different twist, I like it.
Kristin Hromowyk More than 1 year ago
Interesting idea for a story. clever. feel bad for Emo. cute read. super short. contains excerpt for another book also.
Isabella Malatesta More than 1 year ago
This story was great i loved it but a little weired.Intersting but good
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I have read a lot of the reviews and lots of people are saying that this is such a bad book because it says its for demented children, but seriously, that is a joke. Humorous. Funny. They are not being men just fuuny
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
it was so good not for children any lower than the 3rd grade(the easter bunny is evil and implies that santa is to) love the author writes good books but not for small children.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book is really aqwsome and it is very good for a teenage audoence because its very imaginative d a good read
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I thought this was really cute. Emo was always sad but once he helpped everyone he was happy, and he even found love. I wont be suprised if Emo is happy more now. Really cute short read.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book was awesomly amazing XD Made me laugh so hard it hurt. It's not scary at all but don't read it to littlt chidren. Especially if they like the Easter Bunny. (This Easter bunny is WAY cooler than the regular one in my opinoin!)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I am demented!!!!!!! Not for real, but i think im gonna read this.book. I am 12 and super exited to read this. Jeeez, i better dowload it soon!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This story isnt really for demented children( even tho im goth my earlier review is below) but is does imply that santa and the ester bunny are evil
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love how u write. U must know how my mind works.LL
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I dont usally like kids books but i LOVED this book. I will read this forever!
BookNerd_L2W More than 1 year ago
Puts a new light on the Easter Bunny :)