The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus Volume 1 [NOOK Book]

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An Erotic Sword & Sorcery Parody.) New to the city of Titslegass, capital of the Kingdom of Boobylon, Erectus makes friends, crosses a jealous General, gets intimate with a Princess, goes on a spying mission for the Royal Wizard, and ultimately saves the kingdom, all while having lots of sex in unusual circumstances and bizarre situations. Because of the jealous general Erectus is worried about having an affair with the beautiful, willful princess Clitoria but he can’t refuse her. When her behavior changes ...

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The Erotic Adventures Of Erectus Volume 1

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Overview

An Erotic Sword & Sorcery Parody.) New to the city of Titslegass, capital of the Kingdom of Boobylon, Erectus makes friends, crosses a jealous General, gets intimate with a Princess, goes on a spying mission for the Royal Wizard, and ultimately saves the kingdom, all while having lots of sex in unusual circumstances and bizarre situations. Because of the jealous general Erectus is worried about having an affair with the beautiful, willful princess Clitoria but he can’t refuse her. When her behavior changes radically and she boots him out of her country villa, Erectus consults the Royal Wizard, Elrod the Magnificent. Elrod confides that Clitoria is not the first person of power in the palace who has been replaced by a double. He makes Erectus invisible and sends him into the King's harem, then shrinks him and sends him to spy on the fake princess.
Erectus discovers the country hideout of the conspirators and befriends some shrunken villagers, who agree to help, but he has yet to face the the High Priestess of the Temple of Erotis, the evil wizard and his army, a giant, horny, female golem, the cunt trees, and the deadly succulas.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940044224346
  • Publisher: Dick Allan
  • Publication date: 12/30/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 728,733
  • File size: 233 KB

Meet the Author

Dick Allan is a pen name. I'm PG13; he's Adults Only. He's my alter ego. Whereas I'm a little shy and repressed, he most certainly is not. Whereas I tend to take things seriously, he does not. I have a bizarre sense of humour, and so does he. (Well we're both me so we're alike in many ways.). I grew up on fairy tales and sword and sorcery; he skewers the tropes of the genres and fills them with outlandish, explicit sexual situations. Welcome to his world. Enjoy.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 18, 2014

    All the Erectus stories to date. They add up to a somewhat disjo

    All the Erectus stories to date.
    They add up to a somewhat disjointed novel, with lots of bizarre situations and unusual sexual encounters. There is excitement, intrigue, adventure, and lots of hot sex, all delivered with a liberal dose of humour. 

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