The Evangelization of Warren Buffett by Mother Mary

by Mark O'Neill

Overview

Warren Buffett, this is a true story. I have your Holy Rosary from Mother Mary. Please take it from me. Please! It's too precious! It's too powerful!

In September of 2007, Jozo Ostojić-Josić, the Great Stone Artist of Međugorje, created for Warren Buffett the most unique and powerful rosary the world has ever seen. Jozo enlisted my reluctant help as courier of this priceless work of art because I am from Warren's hometown of Omaha. Failing at every attempt to deliver, in prayer Mother Mary suggested a business proposal.

And what a proposal it is! First, I had to start a non-profit corporation, the Go-Mommy Medjugorje Foundation, to spread Mom's word and provide free therapy for victims of childhood sexual abuse. Then we offered a wager to Warren that an apparition will occur on September 9, 2012, in Međugorje (What? Mom!) Secondly, with Warren's help, we want to beat Fatima and set the all-time apparition attendance record. Thirdly, we have to organize Gospa Jam, a six-day music fest I want to throw for Mom in Mostar. Then I'm going to stop using Warren's rosary. It's wearing me out!

Product Details

BN ID:	2940033174553
Publisher:	Mark O'Neill
Publication date:	04/12/2012
Sold by:	Smashwords
Format:	eBook
File size:	2 MB

About the Author

I am Mark Steven O'Neill, and only use the Steven to help differentiate myself from three other Mark O'Neills living in Omaha. A life-long resident of Omaha, Nebraska, I was thankfully educated by the Jesuits at Creighton Prep, graduating in 1972. I received my B.S.B.A. from the University of Nebraska at Omaha at the age of twenty-five, A few hours of theology at Creighton University in my early thirties was the last of my formal education.
I have survived childhood sexual abuse, manic-depression, grand mal epilepsy, homelessness, assholes, paraquot, heroin, lsd, opium-laced hash, mescaline, pcp, psychedelic mushrooms, cocaine, white crosses, thorazine, lithium, xanax, ninety-seven chigger bites at one time and in one place, ditch-weed brownies, three days in five-point restraints, six arrests, the clap, the crabs, seventeen fist fights, an abortion from a marriage to a woman who is in the U.S. Marshal's Witness Protection Program, Blatz Light, bad music, one car wreck resulting in temporary paralysis and two spinal surgeries, cab driving, bouncing, pipe covering, more assholes, multiple sclerosis, and the Will of God. Now that's an education!