The Everything Big Book Of Jokes: Hundreds of the Shortest, Longest, Silliest, Smartest, Most Hilarious Jokes You've Never Heard!

The Everything Big Book Of Jokes: Hundreds of the Shortest, Longest, Silliest, Smartest, Most Hilarious Jokes You've Never Heard!

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by Evan Thomas
     
 

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Have you heard the one about...

You'll laugh yourself silly with The Everything Big Book of Jokes! Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian, including:

  • Short jokes, one-liners, and puns
  • Jokes about spouses, in-laws, kids, and

Overview

Have you heard the one about...

You'll laugh yourself silly with The Everything Big Book of Jokes! Inside this sidesplitting collection, you'll find only the most popular kinds of jokes, riddles, and funnies from a dynamic professional comedian, including:

  • Short jokes, one-liners, and puns
  • Jokes about spouses, in-laws, kids, and grandparents
  • Office and sports jokes
  • Animal humor
  • Classics, including "Guy walks into a bar..." blonde jokes, priest and rabbi jokes, even knock-knock jokes
Filled with countless gags, giggles, and guffaws, this book is sure to tickle your funny bone—and make you the life of the party!

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781440576973
Publisher:
Adams Media
Publication date:
07/11/2014
Pages:
272
Sales rank:
238,628
Product dimensions:
5.40(w) x 8.30(h) x 0.80(d)

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Meet the Author

Evan Thomas is a writer and standup comedian. He has written articles for several magazines, and writes a blog on parenting. He also teaches comedy workshops for aspiring comedians and writers at several adult-education venues.

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The Everything Big Book Of Jokes: Hundreds of the Shortest, Longest, Silliest, Smartest, Most Hilarious Jokes You've Never Heard! 4 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 12 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Everyone can stand a good laugh.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
HOLY S**T! GIVE THIS GUY AN AWARD HE JUST BROKE THE WORLD RECORD!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
There is a little piece of advice for you at you-know-where.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Thats a long post!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Kewl.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Lmao ????? :)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
134 pages is the limit. I've done this before. Forgot the res... -.- I thought it was here, but there are only 5 books..
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I do hate you, but I have to admit, that was cool.
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