The Everything Kids' Joke Book: Side-Splitting, Rib-Tickling Fun [NOOK Book]

Overview

Kids love to tell jokes, and with The Everything Kids' Joke Book, they'll never be at a loss for a good one. They'll learn:
  • The world's seven best limericks
  • Monster jokes
  • Nickname games
  • Cowboy jokes
  • Light bulb jokes
  • Knock-knock jokes
  • And hundreds more
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The Everything Kids' Joke Book: Side-Splitting, Rib-Tickling Fun

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Overview

Kids love to tell jokes, and with The Everything Kids' Joke Book, they'll never be at a loss for a good one. They'll learn:
  • The world's seven best limericks
  • Monster jokes
  • Nickname games
  • Cowboy jokes
  • Light bulb jokes
  • Knock-knock jokes
  • And hundreds more
And if they ever stop laughing, they can take a humor quiz to see how strong their funny bone really is! Not only does The Everything Kids' Joke Book provide kids with an endless supply of good clean jokes, but it also offers tips on how to tell jokes, how to deliver a punch line, and how to get laughs from family and friends!
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781440522390
  • Publisher: F+W Media
  • Publication date: 3/1/2002
  • Series: Everything Kids
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 144
  • Sales rank: 860,938
  • File size: 14 MB
  • Note: This product may take a few minutes to download.

Table of Contents

Acknowledgments iv
Introduction vii
Jokes, Gags, Puns, and More! 1
Monster Mania 2
Sickos 4
What's Gnu? 5
Crazy Colors (or Hue Must Be Nuts!) 9
Computer Wonks 9
Tom and Tina Swifties 11
Didja Hear? 12
Larry and Luna 14
School Jokes 16
Quickies 18
Outta This World 22
Professor Fruitcake 24
Hinky-Pinkys 24
Ring the Doorbell! (Knock Knock Jokes) 26
Jurassic Pork 33
Gross! 35
How's Business? 36
Having a Ball 38
Video Quips (Punny Names) 41
Gags and Giggles 43
The World's Seven Best Limericks 47
Signs on the Dotty Line 49
Laughing Stock 50
Pundemonium 56
Nuts from the Family Tree 62
You Know You're a Loser When 69
Spoonerisms 69
Nun of That 72
Way-Out Out West (Cowboy Jokes) 73
Money Is only Paper 74
A Nutty Crime 74
Classic One-Liners 76
Medical Marvels 77
Tongue Twisters 78
In the Bag 78
Burma-Shave: The Unknown Comic with an Edge 79
The Nickname Game 80
Goofballs 81
Watt's the Problem? (Light Bulb Jokes) 87
Anything for a Laugh 88
Elephant Jokes 91
Join the Laugh Riot Squad: Anecdotes and Advice for Would-be Comedians 95
Be a Standup Comedian 96
Slapstick 101
Carry a Big Shtick 112
The Sight Gag 114
Parody 117
A Humor Quiz 119
Glossary 124
Puzzle Answers 125
Index 131
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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 6, 2014

    Load!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The sampel wouln't load

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 7, 2014

    Jokes

    I love jokes.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 1, 2014

    It Its okay

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 9, 2014

    Poor Quality

    I ordered this book online. The quality of the book was so awful, I didn't even try to read the content. I returned it to the store and found a different Kid's Joke book. The print on the page was so light you could barely read some pages, I couldn't believe it when I opened it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 21, 2013

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    Won't load SAMPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 4, 2012

    Joke

    What did one casket say to the other ? Is that u coffin hahaha

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 1, 2012

    It okay i mean

    This is funny but stupid

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 19, 2011

    Okay

    This book has some good jokes...others not so much

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