Jane is on a nature tour of the Galapagos Islands, where Darwin developed his theory of evolution, to “recover” from her divorceeven though, she states unequivocally, the divorce was far less stressful to her psyche than the memory of being inexplicably rejected by her cousin and best friend, Martha, in high school.
When Martha turns up as the tour guide on Jane’s trip, Jane becomes obsessed with trying to find an explanation for the breach of friendship, ultimately turning to Darwin’s evolutionary theories. Schine gets points for effort, but unfortunately the results are ridiculous.
“And so, as I mulled over the problem of species, I recognized that there existed between the origins of life and Martha Barlow an important link: the confusion experienced by Jane Barlow Schwartz. This link was extremely suggestive. It seemed to promise some related solution. If A = (?) and B = (?), then all one has to prove is (?). It was obvious. The mechanism that explained the transmutation of species would explain Martha’s transmutation, the transmutation of friendship.”
Read Schine’s last novel, The Love Letter, instead.