The Femme's Guide to the Universe 2nd edition [NOOK Book]

Overview

Part Cosmo, part On Our Backs, part Girl Scout Handbook- this hilarious, practical, and comprehensive guide is for Femme Dykes, Lipstick Lesbians, Queer Femmes, Baby Divas, Experience Queens, Outrageous Goddess, Vixens, and Vamps of every stripe and those who want to date ...
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The Femme's Guide to the Universe 2nd edition

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Overview

Part Cosmo, part On Our Backs, part Girl Scout Handbook- this hilarious, practical, and comprehensive guide is for Femme Dykes, Lipstick Lesbians, Queer Femmes, Baby Divas, Experience Queens, Outrageous Goddess, Vixens, and Vamps of every stripe and those who want to date us!

Maybe you don't even know what LGBT stands for but simply want a GODDESS LIFE MANUAL.

Included:
-How to start a car, a riot, or fire
-full GIRL GODDESS GLOSSARY--that secret de-coder book we didn't get when we joined the Queer Dating Club!!
-Butch/Femme romance explored and explained
-femme/femme attraction and love celebrated
-How to get a garter-belt on and still get your panties off.
-break up support and tested advice including Shar's classic "How to Wash Any Babe Right Outta Your Hair."
-What should be in your toolbox, under your bed, and on your outgoing message
-gender empowerment & celebration
-how to make vegetarian gravy
-find out if femmes wear boxer shorts
-how to have sex with RSI or other chronic conditions
-how to succeed at the workplace
-feminist shaving deciphered
-Femme transwoman? Oh Girl get on in here--in Shartopia. You know a femme is a femme is a hellooo, Goddess. 
-from big to small, young to old, hairy to bald--Shar has fashion, dating and life help for all.
-Shar's Stain Removal Guide
-Money saving tips for everyday including: building your sextoy collection, decorating your home, shopping for shoes--Shar is always Equal Income Opportunity conscious.
-list of kitchen appliances are a waste of money and space
-Huge Trouble-shooting Manual covering practical problems like butch/femme translation support group, living in lonely homophobic towns, and retorts to "you like me more than I like you."

and a whole lot more When Shar says to guide to the universe--She means it.
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Editorial Reviews

SF Bay Times - carol queen
"Shar is simply fabulous...sexy and smart and completely sensible, a rare combination "
Foreword Book Review - foreword book
"With a combination of wit, candor, and considerable spiciness, erotica writer Rednour serves up a how-to book quite unlike any other. "
Dog on the Bed - Michael Thomas Ford
"Shar Rednour is the undisputed Femmepress of the Universe--a smart and sexy babe who knows what's what,"
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940014629065
  • Publisher: shar rednour
  • Publication date: 6/25/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 1,351,292
  • File size: 3 MB

Meet the Author

What more? Go to SharRednour.com.

The Femmepress Shar has informed the Galaxy on ALL THINGS FEMME.

"Shar Rednour is the undisputed Femmepress of the Universe--a smart and sexy babe who knows what's what," Michael Thomas Ford, Lambda Literary Award-winning author.

"I wouldn't know my stilettos from my Stouffer's if Shar Rednour had not bestowed her invaluable femme guidance upon me." Susie Bright


"Rednour is to my femme friends what lighting cues are to a Broadway Musical" Jonathon Keats, Salon.com

"With a combination of wit, candor, and considerable spiciness, erotica writer Rednour serves up a how-to book quite unlike any other. " Foreword Book Review

"Shar Rednour offers no apology for her outrageous sensibilities and the sexpert advise. She is just the leader we need." Girlphoria

"Shar rocks. Very useful, funny, and fierce." Google Books

"Snappy and sassy and slutty and smart," Instinct Magazine


"Shar is simply fabulous...sexy and smart and completely sensible, a rare combination " Spectator Magazine.

"Her honesty and down-to-earth style is refreshing, and her humor captivating." Girlfriends Magazine


Shar Rednour brings sex positivity with her radio segment Love, Life, Sex on SwirlRadio.com. She has the smartest tips on dating, romance and long term relationships. Her tips for the single gal are notorious. She has been a sex educator for over 15 years with expertise in culture, health, and environment. As The Femmepress Shar, she wrote the LGBT’s femme “bible” The Femme’s Guide to the Universe which is just that--help with the whole universe. You do not have to be a femme lesbian to benefit from her practical tips on doing or being fabulous.

Shar has a passion for separating the real eco-friendly from the popular green-washing. With her extensive product knowledge, she shares all the latest sex products from the fun to healthful!

She has been a managing editor for On Our Backs Magazine and written for Playboy.com, Girlfriends Magazine, Good Vibrations Sexy Mama Magazine among others. Shar has interviewed Dr. Ruth Westheimer, appeared on TV talk shows with Larry Flint and Marcia Gillespie. She has been featured on HBO documentaries Real Sex and Pornucopia. She has been featured in award-winner Ken Swartz’s documentary “San Francisco: Sex and The City.”
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