The Field Guide to F*CKING: A Hands-on Manual to Getting Great Sex [NOOK Book]

Overview

Field guides to birds, bees, and trees abound. However, until now, there has been no handy reference to the wildest creature of all (the horny human) in his natural habitat (the bedroom).

The Field Guide to FUCKING is a hilarious encyclopedia that shows how to identify physical characteristics and bizarre seduction rituals of the creatures that are likely to be encountered during sexual forays. Hey, even members of the same species can have anatomical differences, right? What ...

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The Field Guide to F*CKING: A Hands-on Manual to Getting Great Sex

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Overview

Field guides to birds, bees, and trees abound. However, until now, there has been no handy reference to the wildest creature of all (the horny human) in his natural habitat (the bedroom).

The Field Guide to FUCKING is a hilarious encyclopedia that shows how to identify physical characteristics and bizarre seduction rituals of the creatures that are likely to be encountered during sexual forays. Hey, even members of the same species can have anatomical differences, right? What does one do when encountering a mushroom-headed penis or a hooded clit? Each entry cross-references which techniques for fucking go best with each genital size, shape, and quirk. For example, if you run across a large, thick penis, avoid positions where the female's legs are over her head—unless she doesn't mind having her cervix bumped.

The Field Guide to FUCKING teaches you how to map out your partner's primary erogenous zones and decode sexual signals based on body language, kissing, and touch techniques. Sex has attracted many adventurers in search of its oft-elusive pleasures. The Field Guide to F*CKING is your indispensable guide to navigating the rocky terrain of mating and seduction with ease.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781610583985
  • Publisher: Quiver
  • Publication date: 6/1/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 688,860
  • File size: 15 MB
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Meet the Author

Emily Dubberley is a British author and journalist specialising in sex and relationships. She founded women's sex website Cliterati (cliterati.co.uk) in 2001 and is the founding editor of Scarlet, a sex magazine for women that launched in September 2004.Emily has written for numerous publications including More, New Woman, Elle, Men's Health, Forum, The Guardian, Penthouse, The Star, and Glamour.She wrote the four most recent Lovers' Guide videos, edited the Lovers' Guide magazine and helped create loversguide.com.She is the editor of EK (Erotic Knave) magazine, sex agony aunt for Look magazine, and book and gadgets editor for Scarlet. She lives in London. Visit her online at dubberley.com.

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Skillful Removal of the Brassiere

No skillful student should balk when confronted with a brassiere. Instead, it should be kept in place until the female is pushing her breasts into the student’s hand or vehemently requesting that she be further stimulated in the mammary region. At this point, it should be swiftly dispatched with a single hand. This is a simple procedure that has nonetheless flummoxed many students for many years.

The initial approach should be softly exploratory to establish whether the bra fastens at the front or back. If it is the former, investigate the kind of clasp more closely under the guise of nuzzling the breast.

If it is a hook-and-eye closure, simply unhook the top of it between finger and thumb, then push the other side of the fastening upward and over. If it is a snap fastening, bring the two sides of the clasp together using your finger and thumb.

If it is a back-fastening bra, simply put your thumb underneath the bra and a finger or two on the band fastening, then push the two sides together.

Once the breasts are revealed, allow the woman to remove the bra herself. If she does not initiate this but seems happy for you to continue your ministrations, there is no need to remove the brassiere yourself. You now have full access to the breasts, so it is no longer an impediment to your caress.

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Table of Contents

Introduction: Understanding the Complexities of Coitus

Chapter 1: Approaching the Field: Surprises in Basic Anatomy

Chapter 2: The Best Ways to Find an Appropriate Research Partner: Developing an Understanding of the Opposite Sex to Assist with Mating Strategies

Chapter 3: A Hands-on Approach to Mating Rituals: Gaining an Awareness of Manual-Genital Congress Techniques

Chapter 4: Understanding Oral-Genital Congress: Oral Stimulation of the Genital Region

Chapter 5: Coitus Complexitus Improvedicus: Available Options in Penetrative Vaginal Coitus

Chapter 6: Coitus Prohibitus for the Fun of It: Exploring Anal Play

Chapter 7: Overcoming Common Issues in the Field: Troubleshooting Techniques for Common Sexual Problems

Chapter 8: Advanced Studies for the Impassioned Student: Fetishistic Behaviors to Enhance Sexual Variety

Certificate of Graduation

Resources

Acknowledgments

About the Author

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