The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads

The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads

by Phil G
     
 

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Here are some samples from this entertaining kinky, BDSM book:

* I am Lesbian Domme seeking a willing and compliant pet for use and abuse. I am naturally tanned, with toned legs and a firm ass. My breasts are an ample yet firm 36D. I consider myself to be caring but with an evil and depraved side. I particularly like all things sharp, pointy and very ouchie.

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Here are some samples from this entertaining kinky, BDSM book:

* I am Lesbian Domme seeking a willing and compliant pet for use and abuse. I am naturally tanned, with toned legs and a firm ass. My breasts are an ample yet firm 36D. I consider myself to be caring but with an evil and depraved side. I particularly like all things sharp, pointy and very ouchie. For your part you need to be a born woman and open to most things. I also require that you are feminine as butch girls do nothing for Me.

* Male slaves will apply respectfully and expect to be treated like the dogs that they are. You shall explain to me why I should take the time to reply to your pathetic email and why I should waste my time training you.

* I have a full service dungeon, the best in town, you'll be honored to be beaten there.

* I'm seeking a female sub but I'll consider a male if he measure up.

* I am a one girl kinda girl.

* My Dom ties me up and forces me to listen to country music.

* Spread legs not lies.

* 28 year old female sub ready for a meat and greet.

* I'm not fat, I'm cuddly.

* Experienced Dom rejoining the lifestyle. I lost my way and got married.

* I'm a very young 72.

* Sometimes only a spanking will do the job.

This ebook also includes two free bonus ebooks (making it an $8.97 total value!) Your ebooks are presented in this order:

1) Cindy�s Punishment (Mistress/female slave spanking/domination story.)
2) 100 Great Lines To Put In Your Personal Ads (For kinky and non-kinky personal ads.)
3) The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads


Publisher's Note: This publication contains explicit sexual content and BDSM related situations.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940016292724
Publisher:
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Publication date:
03/04/2013
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
54 KB

Meet the Author

Other books by Phil G are:

The Absolutely Essential Book of BDSM and S&M Rules
Things To Do During 3 Hours of Sex; A Step-by-step Guide
Playtime At The Dom Den; A Step-by-step Guide
The Absolutely Essential Guide to Great BDSM and S&M Sex
The Ultimate Collection of S&M and BDSM Rules For Female Submissives and Slaves
The World's Most Entertaining Kinky Personal Ads
Have Awesome BDSM Sex
The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads
BDSM Master/slave Contract

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