The Gods Must be Horny (Group Jungle Sex Toy Erotic Romance) [NOOK Book]

Overview

A woman drops a vibrator out of an airplane flying over a tropical island. A native finds the vibrator, tests it with his wife and goes to find the shaman. The shaman decrees that it is from the gods and must be tossed into the volcano. A man sets out on a mission to destroy it, but will temptation be too ...
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The Gods Must be Horny (Group Jungle Sex Toy Erotic Romance)

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Overview

A woman drops a vibrator out of an airplane flying over a tropical island. A native finds the vibrator, tests it with his wife and goes to find the shaman. The shaman decrees that it is from the gods and must be tossed into the volcano. A man sets out on a mission to destroy it, but will temptation be too much for him? Will he manage to destroy it?

3800 words of sexy erotic comedy.

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If you were to throw darts at a map of the Pacific Ocean, or dildos in this case, you could toss a hundred thousand and every single one would land in the ocean. At this point it would sink into the abyss and no one would be the wiser. This one however was lucky and fell onto a tiny speck of tropical paradise. Luckier still that it fell near the beach, and even luckier still that a young man happened to be nearby.

It landed with a plop just off the beach in about 6 inches of sea water.The young man sat up off of the white coral sand beach and walked over to where the object had fell. He peered down into the surf before him and saw a red circle stuck into the sand. He reached down into the water and pulled it out slowly. He wasn’t quite sure what to make of it at first. It was eight inches long, about an inch and a half diameter and was slightly floppy. How did a penis fall from the sky, he wondered?

He gave it a slight wiggle and giggled as it bobbled from side to side. He grasped the red circle and gave it a slight twist. It clicked and began to hum loudly in his hands. He dropped it like he was electrocuted and jumped away from it. It vibrated on the hard packed sand for a moment before he reached down and picked it up gingerly. The item before him was completely foreign to him, his culture had no concept of a sex toy. The gods must have cut it off of ones of their own and thrown it down to earth. Or so he thought.

He gently turned the red dial back the way it was. The buzzing and humming slowed to a stop. He had to show his wife this amazing thing that had fallen from the sky! He held it in front of him and ran as quickly as he could through the dense tropical undergrowth. What would she think to see one of the this he wondered.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940016034423
  • Publisher: JC Laviolette
  • Publication date: 1/20/2013
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 871,310
  • File size: 156 KB

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