The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories

The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories

by Patrick F. McManus
The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories

The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories

by Patrick F. McManus

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Overview

New York Times Bestselling author! Pull up a chair and enjoy this hilarious original collection of McManus humor!

The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories is a hilarious addition to Patrick F. McManus’s library of humor. He weighs in on his childhood, everyday life, and outdoor tales. His typical exaggerated commentary will elicit a belly laugh, whether you’ve been reading his tales for years or are new to his special blend of classic American humor.

Read about the antics of Patrick’s friends Rancid Crabtree and Retch Sweeney in such stories as “Shaping Up for the Hunt” and “Bear Hunters.” McManus plays off the recent obsession with hoarders in his surprising story “The Lady Who Kept Things.” In the titular story, meet Patrick’s horse, Huckleberry, and enjoy the experience of all the problems that come along with owning your own horse—or keeping him in the garage.

Other great stories include:
  • “Catch-And-Eaters,” about the importance of a forked stick when fishing
  • “$7,000 TV Historical Extravaganza,” a look at one director’s loose interpretation of historical accuracy and political correctness
  • “A Lake Too Far,” concerning the woes of Patrick and his wife, Bun, on a fateful birding trip in Australia
  • “Chicken Chronicles,” which involves Patrick’s memory of wandering around naked in the chicken yard when guests came to call

Spend some time with Pat McManus. You won’t regret it.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781626361171
Publisher: Skyhorse
Publication date: 10/01/2013
Pages: 224
Sales rank: 160,072
Product dimensions: 5.40(w) x 8.10(h) x 0.80(d)

About the Author

Patrick F. McManus is a humor writer who began writing as an undergrad at Washington State University. Hundreds of his humor articles have been published in magazines such as Field & Stream and Outdoor Life. He has published more than a dozen humor books, several mysteries, and a children’s humor book. Among his recent works are The Tamarack Murders, The Horse in My Garage, Kerplunk!, and The Huckleberry Murders.

Table of Contents

Preface vii

A Scholar of Worms 1

Shaping up for the Hunt 7

A Bit about My Writing Life 15

Big 23

$7,000 TV Historical Extravaganza 29

Wild Life in a Room with a View 35

Risk Assessment 47

The Forty-Pound Brown Trout 55

Bear Hunters 61

A Lake Too Far 71

The Chicken Chronicles 77

Secret Athlete 81

The McManus Principles 85

Basic Lying Made Easy 89

A Chainsaw Kind of Guy 97

The Lady Who Kept Things 103

September Song 109

The Longest March 115

The Stalk 119

The Horse in My Garage 125

The Tent 131

To Smoke a Steelhead 135

The Teachings of Rancid Crabtree 141

Christmas Shopping 147

Who Ate My Shakespeare? 151

Romantic Moments 155

The Canoe 159

The Writing of "The Green Box" 165

A Routine Fishing Trip 169

The Brown Pelican 173

Canoodled 177

Christmas Over Easy 183

Dog People 189

Finding My Roots 193

The Longest Three Miles 197

Scrabble's Powers of Observation 201

The Dark and Other Dangers 205

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