The Housewife Assassin's Killer Christmas Tips (funny mystery) [NOOK Book]

Overview

Murder, suspense, sex--and some handy household tips.

"Josie Brown writes with all the secrets, sex, money and scandal of an OK! Magazine cover...Truly entertaining reading." -- Jackie Collins

IN BOOK 3 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:...
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The Housewife Assassin's Killer Christmas Tips (funny mystery)

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Overview

Murder, suspense, sex--and some handy household tips.

"Josie Brown writes with all the secrets, sex, money and scandal of an OK! Magazine cover...Truly entertaining reading." -- Jackie Collins

IN BOOK 3 OF THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN SERIES:

- TIS THE SEASON: For murder, mayhem, and missing missiles!
- HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN DONNA STONE'S MISSION: Stop a terrorist cell before it launches a heat-seeking missile at a plane landing in Los Angeles.
- AND NAUGHTY SANTA IS EVERYWHERE: It's hard to convince your child that Santa is so good, when everywhere you turn he's being very, very bad!

Read an excerpt at HousewifeAssassinsHandbook.com

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OTHER FUNNY ROMANTIC MYSTERIES BY JOSIE BROWN:

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S HANDBOOK (Book 1) Every desperate housewife wants an alias. Donna Stone has one, and it happens to be government-sanctions. But espionage makes for strange bedfellows, and brings new meaning to the old adage, "Honey, I'm home..."

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S GUIDE TO GRACIOUS KILLING (Book 2)
On Donna's to-do list: First, exterminate a rogue operative out to assassinate the newly elected Russian President. Next: file for divorce!

THE HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S KILLER CHRISTMAS TIPS (Book 3)
'Tis the season for mistletoe...and murder! There will be no peace on Earth if Donna doesn't find a shipping container filled with heat-seeking missiles!

The HOUSEWIFE ASSASSIN'S RELATIONSHIP SURVIVAL GUIDE (Book 4)
Donna's idea of romance? A couples massage with her mission leader, Jack - not breaking out a Mexican prison with a drug lord, then stopping a massacre by an international terrorist cell. But when her ex gets in the way of Donna's chance for true love, she doesn't cry. She gets even.
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Editorial Reviews

http://maryinhb.blogspot.com - Mary Jacobs
This is a super sexy and fun read that you shouldn't miss! How do I love this book, let me count the ways: (1.) A kick ass woman that can literally kick ass as well as cook and clean. Donna gives a whole new meaning to "taking out the trash". (2.) The book is set around Los Angeles, mostly in a gated community suspiciously like Coto de Caza, full of housewives that could be 'real" and for the setting alone, a big giant WIN! (3.) Super sarcasm, snarky dialogue and making fun of all that is wrong
http://www.thinkingcatblog.com - Cat's Thoughts
if I was a housewife, I would want to be Donna. I'm not kidding, guys! The girl can shoot, seduce, and kill, all while balancing the demands of carpool and managing the suburban mommies and their opinion of her and her kids. The chemistry between the two of them is enough to set water on fire, Add in a healthy dose of humor and ridiculousness, some mayhem, and some really cute kids, and you've got a book that won't be putdown - so go pick it up now!
http://goodbooksandacupoftea.blogspot.com/ - Shan S
A fun, sexy and intriguing mystery. Donna Stone is a great heroine - housewives can lead all sorts of double lives, but as an assassin? Who would have seen that one coming? This book reminded me of the movie Mr & Mrs. Smith. Not that it is a copy of the movie, but that it has all of the thrills and enjoyment of the movie. It's a fast-paced read, the gadgets are awesome, The book doesn't take itself too seriously, which makes for the perfect combination of mystery and humour.
Mommy Book Nerd Reviews - Emily Lewis
"Josie Brown writes books that have a bit of an adventure, that are never predictable and are always fun! Brown writes with balance, humor and danger; good verses bad; light and dark. Her Housewife Assassin Series is a fun, crazy and wild ride! You will remain interested throughout the novels and left craving more. I recommend the series and rate it 4 stars!"
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940015779103
  • Publisher: Josie Brown
  • Publication date: 11/23/2012
  • Series: The Housewife Assassin Series, #3
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 101,832
  • File size: 937 KB

Meet the Author

REVIEWS FOR BOOKS BY JOSIE BROWN'S BOOKS

"Brown takes a dark look at the fears of parenthood and family... Still, the message from the somber realities is one full of hope: love makes a family, commitment keeps it together." --Publishers Weekly

"The writing is laced with venomous humor..."-The Wall Street Journal

"A fine piece of literary work." -New York Post , Page Six

"If you like Desperate Housewives, then you'll fly through this gossipy novel full of Wisteria Lane-esque characters living in a suburban jungle. Brown entertains up to the satisfying ending." --Examiner.com

"A funny, engaging, and often bittersweet tale..." --Cincinnati Public Library Spotlight Feature

For more on Josie Brown's books, go to her website: JosieBrown.com
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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 25, 2012

    As always, Josie Brown delivers another funny, sexy, and all-aro

    As always, Josie Brown delivers another funny, sexy, and all-around GREAT read! Just in time for the holidays, too! I love the tips at the front of each chapter. When I first started reading these, I thought it was Donna (the main protagonist), but I learned as I went along that the tips are really just a great opener for each of the chapters! So fun!

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    Titanium help

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    Malley

    Yeah with u all the way

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