The Infects

( 14 )

Overview

A feast for the brain, this gory and genuinely hilarious take on zombie culture simultaneously skewers, pays tribute to, and elevates the horror genre.

Seventeen-year-old Nero is stuck in the wilderness with a bunch of other juvenile delinquents on an "Inward Trek." As if that weren’t bad enough, his counselors have turned into flesh-eating maniacs overnight and are now chowing down on his fellow miscreants. As in any classic monster flick worth its salted popcorn, plentiful ...

See more details below
Hardcover
$12.80
BN.com price
(Save 24%)$16.99 List Price

Pick Up In Store

Reserve and pick up in 60 minutes at your local store

Other sellers (Hardcover)
  • All (29) from $2.09   
  • New (18) from $5.96   
  • Used (11) from $2.09   
The Infects

Available on NOOK devices and apps  
  • Nook Devices
  • NOOK HD/HD+ Tablet
  • NOOK
  • NOOK Color
  • NOOK Tablet
  • Tablet/Phone
  • NOOK for Windows 8 Tablet
  • NOOK for iOS
  • NOOK for Android
  • NOOK Kids for iPad
  • PC/Mac
  • NOOK for Windows 8
  • NOOK for PC
  • NOOK for Mac
  • NOOK Study
  • NOOK for Web

Want a NOOK? Explore Now

NOOK Book (eBook)
$10.36
BN.com price
(Save 39%)$16.99 List Price
Note: Visit our Teens Store.

Overview

A feast for the brain, this gory and genuinely hilarious take on zombie culture simultaneously skewers, pays tribute to, and elevates the horror genre.

Seventeen-year-old Nero is stuck in the wilderness with a bunch of other juvenile delinquents on an "Inward Trek." As if that weren’t bad enough, his counselors have turned into flesh-eating maniacs overnight and are now chowing down on his fellow miscreants. As in any classic monster flick worth its salted popcorn, plentiful carnage sends survivors rabbiting into the woods while the mindless horde of "infects" shambles, moans, and drools behind. Of course, these kids have seen zombie movies. They generate "Zombie Rules" almost as quickly as cheeky remarks, but attitude alone can’t keep the biters back. Serving up a cast of irreverent, slightly twisted characters, an unexpected villain, and an ending you won’t see coming, here is a savvy tale that that’s a delight to read — whether you’re a rabid zombie fan or freshly bitten — and an incisive commentary on the evil that lurks within each of us.

Read More Show Less

Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly
Tainted chicken leads to the Zomb-A-Pocalypse in this twisted take on the genre. After an exhaustion-induced freakout at his job at a slaughterhouse, 17-year-old Nick “Nero” Sole is sentenced to three months at the intensive Inward Trek boot camp, where he meets other troublemakers and delinquents. Their foray into the wilderness is disrupted, however, when their counselors turn feral. Now the dead are walking, and they have a taste for flesh; Nick and his fellow survivors—including his crush, Petal—are hard-pressed to stay alive against an onslaught of unrelenting, unstoppable monsters, whose ranks grow with each new victim. Worse, their eventual rescue only leads to further horrifying revelations and a surprising twist on the zombie concept. Horror goes hand in hand with dark comedy in this wickedly unpredictable adventure, as Beaudoin simultaneously skewers the fast food industry and familiar zombie tropes. Offbeat characters and a high body count combine with an evocative narrative style—not as noirish as the one Beaudoin used in You Killed Wesley Payne, but just as edgy—to create a cinematic atmosphere. Ages 14–up. Agent: Steven Malk, Writer’s House. (Sept.)
Children's Literature - Remy Dou
A pair of shoulder blades, a side of bicep, and a sliver of buttocks—the perfect recipe for a man eating bear or a hungry zombie. If books were rated by the Motion Picture Association, this one would get a PG-13, at least. Is that bad? No, it is awesome! Thanks to seventeen-year-old Nick "Nero" Sole, a batch of super chicken at Rebozzo's slaughterhouse is contaminated with copious amounts of blood as he accidentally chops into the palm of his hand. It just so happens, Rebozzo also owns the most popular fast-food chicken chain. As Nero heads to a juvenile rehabilitation camp for sabotaging the chicken plant, people everywhere begin to turn into zombies. His funny, delinquent camp mates distract him from worrying about his precocious, but challenged little sister, Amanda, and the disdain he carries for his deadbeat dad (a.k.a. The Dude). Before long, Nero is frantically leading a group of ragtag bandits through the woods and away from a sexy, intelligent zombie named Swann. Oh yeah, she also happens to be in control of a massive army of hungry, dumb zombies. Fortunately, the girl Nero is in love with, Petal, carries the cure for the zombie infection. Unfortunately, it is in her blood. Beaudoin brings a fresh, unique voice to the zombie genre, and with names like Heavy D, Mr. Bator, and Sad Girl, his characters are as likeable as B-rated actors can get. Lots of blood and gore add color to the plot. While the storyline will appeal to male readers, some of its strongest characters are female. It is an engaging read; with parental approval, this book is recommended. And yes, expect a sequel. Reviewer: Remy Dou
VOYA - Sherrie Williams
Nick is seventeen, stuck in a dead-end job as a chicken plucker in a nugget mega-factory, and does not think life can get much worse. He is wrong—after a gory accident at work, he is charged with halting production and sentenced to a wilderness camp called Inward Trek along with other teens needing rehabilitation. Rechristened "Nero" as he and his fellow inmates begin the long hike that is supposed to mold them into upstanding citizens, their guards are instead transformed into blood-thirsty zombies. Nero and his rag-tag band of young felons fight to stay human and avoid the ravenous zombie hoard. Nero is aided by a periodic stream of advice from Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson that only he can hear, adding to the surreal tone of his struggle. This novel is full of dark, satiric humor (offering a series of "zombrules" and reflections on zombies in popular culture) and irreverent references to punk rock and horror movies. Oddly, the zombies (the titular "infects") do not appear until one hundred pages into the book; some readers may be frustrated by the early pacing, but patience is rewarded with lots of gory action once the zombies make their entrance. The conclusion of the book is brave and unexpected, offering readers a twist in a bleakly memorable ending. Booktalk this smart skewering of the zombie genre to your older teen readers as a gloriously bloody, profane smash-up of Louis Sachar's Holes (Scholastic, 1998/Voya December 1998) and the film Zombieland, and it will find an enthusiastic audience. Reviewer: Sherrie Williams
Kirkus Reviews
A court-mandated hike becomes zombie flick, laden with 1980s pop-culture references. Seventeen-year-old Nick's life could be better. Since his worthless father, the Dude, "Has Other Concerns" than buying groceries, Nick works at the chicken factory to earn food and medicine for his oddball baby sister. An accident at the factory leaves Nick jailed for...well, it's not clear what he's jailed for. Living in an unjust world, perhaps? Nick's troupe of realistically foulmouthed delinquents are soon fighting off chicken-gnawing, entrails-chomping zombies at the top of a mountain, calling one another "fag" every step of the way. In prose that consists of far too many one-sentence and even one-word paragraphs ("Had to see. / If it was. / Skoal. / Another step"), Nick has masturbatory fantasies about the hottest girl zombie, even while mooning over the object of his affections, Petal Gazes, a manic pixie punk-rock girl with anime eyes and a "Bauhaus" hoodie. Like Pete Hautman's Rash (2006), this over-the-top boys'-prison-camp adventure resembles a grown-up Holes (1998), but lacks the heart and ultimate optimism of either. The sexed-up face-eating may please dedicated fans of the shambling undead, despite self-aware sarcasm that explicitly mocks the commercialism of current zombie fandom. Gory horror that thinks nihilist incoherence is the same thing as edgy. It's wrong. (Horror. 15-17)
School Library Journal
Gr 9 Up—Nick Sole works as an "assistant poultry conversion facilitator"-which means he butchers chickens. Or he did butcher chickens until he went a bit crazy in his workplace and wound up sentenced to "Inward Trek," an outdoor reform program for juvenile delinquents. Everyone gets a nickname, and thus Nick becomes Nero and joins War Pig, Mr. Bator, Yeltsin, Billy, Idle, Cupcake, Joanjet, Raekwon, Petal, and others in the wilderness outside San Francisco. They soon learn that their guards have been eaten by zombies, and their newfound freedom consists mostly of trying to outrun the flesh-eating undead. Occasional flashbacks introduce The Dude (Nick's dad), Nick's missing mother, and his odd but likable sister. Beaudoin plays with language, and readers need a fairly sophisticated level of pop-culture awareness to get all the references, but even without getting every snarky aside, the story moves forward. Levels of teen lust and four letter words are in keeping with high school. The story includes Chixx Nuggets, Zombrules #1 through #24, grisly descriptions of flesh-munching, Nu-Clients, and a food-engineering conspiracy much bigger and badder than expected. The number of plotlines can be distracting at times, and the how and why people turn into zombies doesn't feel well thought out, but there is a certain "horror movie" aura that keeps readers wondering what is down in the basement or waiting to pop out from behind the door. The Infects may have an audience with cool-cat readers who like being one step ahead of the adults in the room.Maggie Knapp, Trinity Valley School, Fort Worth, TX
Read More Show Less

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780763659479
  • Publisher: Candlewick Press
  • Publication date: 9/25/2012
  • Pages: 384
  • Sales rank: 180,326
  • Age range: 14 - 17 Years
  • Product dimensions: 5.84 (w) x 8.56 (h) x 1.25 (d)

Meet the Author

Sean Beaudoin is the author of three cutting-edge young adult novels, including You Killed Wesley Payne. The Infects is his first novel with Candlewick Press. He lives in Seattle, Washington.

Read More Show Less

Customer Reviews

Average Rating 3
( 14 )
Rating Distribution

5 Star

(4)

4 Star

(2)

3 Star

(2)

2 Star

(3)

1 Star

(3)

Your Rating:

Your Name: Create a Pen Name or

Barnes & Noble.com Review Rules

Our reader reviews allow you to share your comments on titles you liked, or didn't, with others. By submitting an online review, you are representing to Barnes & Noble.com that all information contained in your review is original and accurate in all respects, and that the submission of such content by you and the posting of such content by Barnes & Noble.com does not and will not violate the rights of any third party. Please follow the rules below to help ensure that your review can be posted.

Reviews by Our Customers Under the Age of 13

We highly value and respect everyone's opinion concerning the titles we offer. However, we cannot allow persons under the age of 13 to have accounts at BN.com or to post customer reviews. Please see our Terms of Use for more details.

What to exclude from your review:

Please do not write about reviews, commentary, or information posted on the product page. If you see any errors in the information on the product page, please send us an email.

Reviews should not contain any of the following:

  • - HTML tags, profanity, obscenities, vulgarities, or comments that defame anyone
  • - Time-sensitive information such as tour dates, signings, lectures, etc.
  • - Single-word reviews. Other people will read your review to discover why you liked or didn't like the title. Be descriptive.
  • - Comments focusing on the author or that may ruin the ending for others
  • - Phone numbers, addresses, URLs
  • - Pricing and availability information or alternative ordering information
  • - Advertisements or commercial solicitation

Reminder:

  • - By submitting a review, you grant to Barnes & Noble.com and its sublicensees the royalty-free, perpetual, irrevocable right and license to use the review in accordance with the Barnes & Noble.com Terms of Use.
  • - Barnes & Noble.com reserves the right not to post any review -- particularly those that do not follow the terms and conditions of these Rules. Barnes & Noble.com also reserves the right to remove any review at any time without notice.
  • - See Terms of Use for other conditions and disclaimers.
Search for Products You'd Like to Recommend

Recommend other products that relate to your review. Just search for them below and share!

Create a Pen Name

Your Pen Name is your unique identity on BN.com. It will appear on the reviews you write and other website activities. Your Pen Name cannot be edited, changed or deleted once submitted.

 
Your Pen Name can be any combination of alphanumeric characters (plus - and _), and must be at least two characters long.

Continue Anonymously
Sort by: Showing all of 14 Customer Reviews
  • Anonymous

    Posted November 11, 2012

    Best Zombie Book Ever!!!

    I got this library book from my mom two days ago, said that i might like it so i started to read it the next day when i just got it last night. Igot hooked to it and then i could not stop reading it. Finally when i finished the infects i loved it very much and i will say that the plot itself is awsome, but the end was a bit weird anyway i totally recommend it if you are a big zombie reader or your just looking for a good book to read if you don't have a book to read at all.

    5 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted January 22, 2013

    If u liked this

    Read zombie island a free book about zombies. But dont if you arent older than 15

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted May 20, 2013

    ?

    So i read the description..really confused,it didnt really match up with the story. Cute story thougj

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted April 17, 2013

    Confused

    So either I got the wrong book or the description is totally effed up. I just read a 24 page short story about a kid named nick trying to support his family and come to grips with his feelings for a girl. Definitely not a story about a person named Nero at a rehab camp. The story was cute though, just short. I would give the story 5 stars if I had been properly informed

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted April 3, 2013

    Bad book

    Worst book in the world

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted January 29, 2013

    Jessi-J

    Is a good book and I hope you read it.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted January 27, 2013

    Question

    Is it innapropiate?

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted January 21, 2013

    .

    I thought it was fun, but it was strictly intro material.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted January 11, 2013

    Ok to start

    Not sure I will bother purchasing more than the free sample.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted December 27, 2012

    I expecred more

    It wasnt as good as i thought it would be. I expected there to be more people that where not zombies. Since it was just him it was not as good.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

    Was this review helpful? Yes  No   Report this review
  • Anonymous

    Posted February 17, 2013

    No text was provided for this review.

  • Anonymous

    Posted December 10, 2012

    No text was provided for this review.

  • Anonymous

    Posted December 21, 2012

    No text was provided for this review.

  • Anonymous

    Posted January 13, 2013

    No text was provided for this review.

Sort by: Showing all of 14 Customer Reviews

If you find inappropriate content, please report it to Barnes & Noble
Why is this product inappropriate?
Comments (optional)