The Infects [NOOK Book]

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A feast for the brain, this gory and genuinely hilarious take on zombie culture simultaneously skewers, pays tribute to, and elevates the horror genre. Seventeen-year-old Nero is stuck in the wilderness with a bunch of other juvenile delinquents on an "Inward Trek." As if that weren?t bad enough, his counselors have turned into flesh-eating maniacs overnight and are now chowing down on his fellow miscreants. As in any classic monster flick worth its salted popcorn, plentiful carnage sends survivors rabbiting into...
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Overview

A feast for the brain, this gory and genuinely hilarious take on zombie culture simultaneously skewers, pays tribute to, and elevates the horror genre. Seventeen-year-old Nero is stuck in the wilderness with a bunch of other juvenile delinquents on an "Inward Trek." As if that weren’t bad enough, his counselors have turned into flesh-eating maniacs overnight and are now chowing down on his fellow miscreants. As in any classic monster flick worth its salted popcorn, plentiful carnage sends survivors rabbiting into the woods while the mindless horde of "infects" shambles, moans, and drools behind. Of course, these kids have seen zombie movies. They generate "Zombie Rules" almost as quickly as cheeky remarks, but attitude alone can’t keep the biters back. Serving up a cast of irreverent, slightly twisted characters, an unexpected villain, and an ending you won’t see coming, here is a savvy tale that that’s a delight to read — whether you’re a rabid zombie fan or freshly bitten — and an incisive commentary on the evil that lurks within each of us.
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Editorial Reviews

School Library Journal
Gr 9 Up—Nick Sole works as an "assistant poultry conversion facilitator"-which means he butchers chickens. Or he did butcher chickens until he went a bit crazy in his workplace and wound up sentenced to "Inward Trek," an outdoor reform program for juvenile delinquents. Everyone gets a nickname, and thus Nick becomes Nero and joins War Pig, Mr. Bator, Yeltsin, Billy, Idle, Cupcake, Joanjet, Raekwon, Petal, and others in the wilderness outside San Francisco. They soon learn that their guards have been eaten by zombies, and their newfound freedom consists mostly of trying to outrun the flesh-eating undead. Occasional flashbacks introduce The Dude (Nick's dad), Nick's missing mother, and his odd but likable sister. Beaudoin plays with language, and readers need a fairly sophisticated level of pop-culture awareness to get all the references, but even without getting every snarky aside, the story moves forward. Levels of teen lust and four letter words are in keeping with high school. The story includes Chixx Nuggets, Zombrules #1 through #24, grisly descriptions of flesh-munching, Nu-Clients, and a food-engineering conspiracy much bigger and badder than expected. The number of plotlines can be distracting at times, and the how and why people turn into zombies doesn't feel well thought out, but there is a certain "horror movie" aura that keeps readers wondering what is down in the basement or waiting to pop out from behind the door. The Infects may have an audience with cool-cat readers who like being one step ahead of the adults in the room.Maggie Knapp, Trinity Valley School, Fort Worth, TX
Publishers Weekly
Tainted chicken leads to the Zomb-A-Pocalypse in this twisted take on the genre. After an exhaustion-induced freakout at his job at a slaughterhouse, 17-year-old Nick “Nero” Sole is sentenced to three months at the intensive Inward Trek boot camp, where he meets other troublemakers and delinquents. Their foray into the wilderness is disrupted, however, when their counselors turn feral. Now the dead are walking, and they have a taste for flesh; Nick and his fellow survivors—including his crush, Petal—are hard-pressed to stay alive against an onslaught of unrelenting, unstoppable monsters, whose ranks grow with each new victim. Worse, their eventual rescue only leads to further horrifying revelations and a surprising twist on the zombie concept. Horror goes hand in hand with dark comedy in this wickedly unpredictable adventure, as Beaudoin simultaneously skewers the fast food industry and familiar zombie tropes. Offbeat characters and a high body count combine with an evocative narrative style—not as noirish as the one Beaudoin used in You Killed Wesley Payne, but just as edgy—to create a cinematic atmosphere. Ages 14–up. Agent: Steven Malk, Writer’s House. (Sept.)
From the Publisher
Beaudoin’s blackly comedic tale takes zombie lore to new territory—not only with the outbreak’s unusual point of origin but also with its consideration of the next phase of human evolution. An utterly original voice, plenty of sly pop-culture references, and a twist ending make for a satisfying read.
—The Horn Book

It is the zombie novel only Beaudoin could write, an allusive horror novel that engages in philosophical, social, and humanist critique while providing plenty of laugh-out-loud moments.
—Bulletin of the Center for Children's Books (starred review)

Horror goes hand in hand with dark comedy in this wickedly unpredictable adventure, as Beaudoin simultaneously skewers the fast food industry and familiar zombie tropes.
—Publishers Weekly

VOYA - Sherrie Williams
Nick is seventeen, stuck in a dead-end job as a chicken plucker in a nugget mega-factory, and does not think life can get much worse. He is wrong—after a gory accident at work, he is charged with halting production and sentenced to a wilderness camp called Inward Trek along with other teens needing rehabilitation. Rechristened "Nero" as he and his fellow inmates begin the long hike that is supposed to mold them into upstanding citizens, their guards are instead transformed into blood-thirsty zombies. Nero and his rag-tag band of young felons fight to stay human and avoid the ravenous zombie hoard. Nero is aided by a periodic stream of advice from Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson that only he can hear, adding to the surreal tone of his struggle. This novel is full of dark, satiric humor (offering a series of "zombrules" and reflections on zombies in popular culture) and irreverent references to punk rock and horror movies. Oddly, the zombies (the titular "infects") do not appear until one hundred pages into the book; some readers may be frustrated by the early pacing, but patience is rewarded with lots of gory action once the zombies make their entrance. The conclusion of the book is brave and unexpected, offering readers a twist in a bleakly memorable ending. Booktalk this smart skewering of the zombie genre to your older teen readers as a gloriously bloody, profane smash-up of Louis Sachar's Holes (Scholastic, 1998/Voya December 1998) and the film Zombieland, and it will find an enthusiastic audience. Reviewer: Sherrie Williams
Children's Literature - Remy Dou
A pair of shoulder blades, a side of bicep, and a sliver of buttocks—the perfect recipe for a man eating bear or a hungry zombie. If books were rated by the Motion Picture Association, this one would get a PG-13, at least. Is that bad? No, it is awesome! Thanks to seventeen-year-old Nick "Nero" Sole, a batch of super chicken at Rebozzo's slaughterhouse is contaminated with copious amounts of blood as he accidentally chops into the palm of his hand. It just so happens, Rebozzo also owns the most popular fast-food chicken chain. As Nero heads to a juvenile rehabilitation camp for sabotaging the chicken plant, people everywhere begin to turn into zombies. His funny, delinquent camp mates distract him from worrying about his precocious, but challenged little sister, Amanda, and the disdain he carries for his deadbeat dad (a.k.a. The Dude). Before long, Nero is frantically leading a group of ragtag bandits through the woods and away from a sexy, intelligent zombie named Swann. Oh yeah, she also happens to be in control of a massive army of hungry, dumb zombies. Fortunately, the girl Nero is in love with, Petal, carries the cure for the zombie infection. Unfortunately, it is in her blood. Beaudoin brings a fresh, unique voice to the zombie genre, and with names like Heavy D, Mr. Bator, and Sad Girl, his characters are as likeable as B-rated actors can get. Lots of blood and gore add color to the plot. While the storyline will appeal to male readers, some of its strongest characters are female. It is an engaging read; with parental approval, this book is recommended. And yes, expect a sequel. Reviewer: Remy Dou
Kirkus Reviews
A court-mandated hike becomes zombie flick, laden with 1980s pop-culture references. Seventeen-year-old Nick's life could be better. Since his worthless father, the Dude, "Has Other Concerns" than buying groceries, Nick works at the chicken factory to earn food and medicine for his oddball baby sister. An accident at the factory leaves Nick jailed for...well, it's not clear what he's jailed for. Living in an unjust world, perhaps? Nick's troupe of realistically foulmouthed delinquents are soon fighting off chicken-gnawing, entrails-chomping zombies at the top of a mountain, calling one another "fag" every step of the way. In prose that consists of far too many one-sentence and even one-word paragraphs ("Had to see. / If it was. / Skoal. / Another step"), Nick has masturbatory fantasies about the hottest girl zombie, even while mooning over the object of his affections, Petal Gazes, a manic pixie punk-rock girl with anime eyes and a "Bauhaus" hoodie. Like Pete Hautman's Rash (2006), this over-the-top boys'-prison-camp adventure resembles a grown-up Holes (1998), but lacks the heart and ultimate optimism of either. The sexed-up face-eating may please dedicated fans of the shambling undead, despite self-aware sarcasm that explicitly mocks the commercialism of current zombie fandom. Gory horror that thinks nihilist incoherence is the same thing as edgy. It's wrong. (Horror. 15-17)
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780763662110
  • Publisher: Candlewick Press
  • Publication date: 9/25/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 428,836
  • Age range: 14 - 17 Years
  • File size: 12 MB
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Meet the Author

Sean Beaudoin is the author of three cutting-edge young adult novels, including You Killed Wesley Payne. The Infects is his first novel with Candlewick Press. He lives in Seattle, Washington.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 11, 2012

    Best Zombie Book Ever!!!

    I got this library book from my mom two days ago, said that i might like it so i started to read it the next day when i just got it last night. Igot hooked to it and then i could not stop reading it. Finally when i finished the infects i loved it very much and i will say that the plot itself is awsome, but the end was a bit weird anyway i totally recommend it if you are a big zombie reader or your just looking for a good book to read if you don't have a book to read at all.

    12 out of 13 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 17, 2013

    Confused

    So either I got the wrong book or the description is totally effed up. I just read a 24 page short story about a kid named nick trying to support his family and come to grips with his feelings for a girl. Definitely not a story about a person named Nero at a rehab camp. The story was cute though, just short. I would give the story 5 stars if I had been properly informed

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 31, 2013

    Nooooo

    Ok i must have gotten somthing wrong. The whole story is diffrent that the description its just a waist of time that you cant get back

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 20, 2013

    ?

    So i read the description..really confused,it didnt really match up with the story. Cute story thougj

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 27, 2013

    Question

    Is it innapropiate?

    1 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 21, 2013

    .

    I thought it was fun, but it was strictly intro material.

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 11, 2014

    Books need more editorial reviews!

    Does anyone agree with me... of you do... state your reason... and your name (of course) and ill stay up all night writing thank you reveiws... in a matter of speaking... and if you hav a fun run account and are allowed to chat... i would like that as well... or since i friend everyone...my fun run account name is KeeganR7... please friend me because i just got into a fight with one of my friends on fun run and it sucks... an i want a friend i can talk to whenever i need a talj with someone other than... and note this sentence... Sukhsandhu79069... never become his friend... he will say stuff he knows you'll want to hear and then use it against you... one night he said i was only a "way" for him to pass time between his three jobs... and i was worried cause he was at the hospital a few days ago and i had told him that i was worried... cause i had felt like i had known him my whole life... but appearently i was wrong... Sukhsandhu79069 is a stupid backstabber... the stupid part comes from him... he says he is stupid... give him credit for coming up for the stupid part... not me... he is a stupid backstabber though... he helped me get through a difficult part of my life... and i freaking trusted the man... how ironic is that? I mean... he's my freaking brother... and if you see anything good about Sukhsandhu79069 that wouldve been me before i knew he was a backstabber... i want you to know that i take back every NICE thing ive written about him... and i mean EVERYTHING NICE IVE EVER SAID ABOUT sukhsandhu79069... i mean... i might even disown him... and im the only one he has right now... he wont like it... but... he is gonna lose me one day... like the rest of the family... why not make it now... Priscilla... if you ever read this... im sorry... i know yo two are dating... and i hope you can forgive me... but im not going back... he's in the past now... i have to move on... Priscilla... i hope we can still be friends... even though ive kinda spoke bad about your "kinda" boyfriend... Priscilla... he's lying to you... he's using you! He told me himself... he doesnt really love you... he is just using you... come on would i lie to you... even if i did hate your "boyfriend" for a few years... I still want you to tell him i am sorry... but a few more things i want you to tell him i said... he's a backstabber, a lier, and i no longer care about him... you do that... and I'll be your servant for as long as you need me... like on funrun... you want to win... ill let you... you want me to answer a certain way... i will...

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 25, 2014

    Love it

    I love the awkward romance in it while theres zombies all around them and the bady check XD

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 22, 2014

    Pink ipad

    Kiss your hand three times post on three other books then look under your pillow

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 26, 2014

    I love it so far

    Its actually a good book so vrar but the dickheads that are complaining dont seem to understand that this is a FREE THREE CHAPTER SAMPLE!!!!!!!!!!! ~Abby.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 15, 2014

    Read me

    Its start is slow the free sample dosent have the zombies since they popp up latter in story.the sample covers the backround of main charracter and events leading to the camp

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 7, 2014

    Marley

    Sounds like a great book

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 16, 2013

    Liseen to me..

    You should read it before you lisen to people......

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 17, 2013

    Hxsgadfvhstdf

    Ggshjcsrdigkxdywteug

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 15, 2013

    There wasnt even any zombies!

    Other than him and his sis playing a stupid game there was no real zombies!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 5, 2013

    WHAT!!!!!!

    I would give it 5 stats had it been the book i was told it was.


    My nickname is REBEL

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 26, 2013

    Terrible. A waste of time.

    Dont read

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 27, 2013

    No just no

    Really disapointed wanted to read book in discription. Instead i found a book about nick sole waste of time kind of a cute story but would rather the book from the description

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 17, 2013

    How many pages. How many pages ?

    I wana by it but I wana see how many pages beause it is for a project.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 2, 2013

    Directory

    Result 1. Main Camp <p>
    Result 2/3. Bios <p>
    Result 4. Healer's Den <p>
    Result 5. Crystalstar's Den <p>
    Result 6. Malumstar's Den <p>
    Result. 7. Directory (here) <p>
    Result 8. Rules <p>
    Result 9&up. Assassin's Den (Ask a leader for one of your personal dens)

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