From the Publisher
“Fans of J.P. Donleavy-and newcomers to his antics-can rejoice at his latest, rich, ribald, and touching creation.” The New York Times Book Review
“A charming, irrelevant novella.” American Way
“Donleavy has created a character of enormous force and dignity...It cheers me up, this book. It is not conventional.” Los Angeles Times
“[A] marvelously sophisticated, scatological, acerbic, and entertaining novella.” The Washington Times
The famed author of "The Ginger Man" showsin this angst-and-arsenic-laced little bonbonthat there's plenty of wit and heart in the writer yet.
At 42, beautiful Mrs. Steve Jones lives a splendid life indeed in her fine mansion at number 17 Winnapoopoo Road in Scarsdaleor does, that is, until husband Steve leaves her for a bimbo: at which time Mrs. Jones, who's been born, bred (in a southern state), and educated always and only to be the finest and most tasteful and discriminating of ladies, washes her hands of him for keeps in exchange for the mansion itself and a cool hundred-sixty-five thousand. And? Well, a downward spiral follows, sadly, as inept and dishonest brokers lose huge gobs of Jocelyn's money (full name, if needed for reference: Jocelyn Guenevere Machantiere Jones), as classy neighbors begin to snub her, as she starts to drink more, and as she feels increasingly like the mad girl across the road who appears at the window from time to time, in handcuffs. Selling the mansion (after first shooting her TV set with a priceless shotgun) gives her money enough to survive by moving to an apartment in a lesser neighborhoodthen to another in a still lesser neighborhoodand to continue doing the only thing she really wants, which is to make train trips into the city to visit the art museums and find clean bathrooms to pee in. One clean bathroom she knows of happens to be in a funeral parlor andby now she's falling into true, suicidal despairher chancing to use it at just a certain moment will have a huge effect (and at the same time none at all) on her fate.
A brilliantly brief, gloriously irreverent, perfectly raunchy, wonderfully hilariousand sad, melancholy, tearful look at one woman's life.