The Lamb of God and Satan's Hairy Scrotum

The Lamb of God and Satan's Hairy Scrotum

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by Scott Crowder
     
 

You’ve heard the saying ‘Jesus is coming and, boy, is he pissed’. Well, you don’t know the half of it.
He’ll start Armageddon in the tiny town of Garrett’s Gap, North Carolina then take it into the world unless Sheriff’s Deputy Chuck Halsey and the stranger who came to help can stop him.
Jesus isn’t easily dealt

Overview

You’ve heard the saying ‘Jesus is coming and, boy, is he pissed’. Well, you don’t know the half of it.
He’ll start Armageddon in the tiny town of Garrett’s Gap, North Carolina then take it into the world unless Sheriff’s Deputy Chuck Halsey and the stranger who came to help can stop him.
Jesus isn’t easily dealt with, though, and he’s got something going for him that Chuck and his compatriot never saw coming, something best described with four words: spinning Ginsu dick sword.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
2940045349895
Publisher:
Scott Crowder
Publication date:
10/15/2013
Sold by:
Smashwords
Format:
NOOK Book
File size:
109 KB
Age Range:
18 Years

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Meet the Author

I live just outside Raleigh, North Carolina. I've only been professionally published once, in last fall's edition of Flashquake online magazine, but I hope it's the start of something long term. I'm happily married, and I'm the father to two beautiful little girls, ages five and two, who will never be allowed to date boys, drive cars that are transporting boys, nor ride in cars to places where boys are present, or wear non-Amish-spinster-approved clothing in front of boys. I love horror movies, rhythmic noise, peanut butter, and the Munsters, not necessarily in that order. Please feel free to contact me if you want; I'd love to hear what you thought of the book. My e-mail address is zombieapocalypse at earthlink.net. Thanks for reading.

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The Lamb of God and Satan's Hairy Scrotum 3.2 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 6 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Not for the faint of heart and not for believers either. Or for anyone who is not a legal adult. This was a pretty disgusting but deeply creative story. What various religious group have perpetrated in the name of their god is far worse. A bit of horror for your Sunday morning breakfast. Hey, I liked this one.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The violence is rough but necessary, ditto language, and the Lamb of God... isn't. Organized religion has let down God again. Author knows basic Bible facts, and there's even a couple jokes.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Goldylox
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ridiculous story
Redeemed-by-Grace More than 1 year ago
Seriously? Blasphemy.