From one of our most admired playwrights, "an ambitious, complicated and often laugh-out-loud religious debate" (Toby Zinman, The Philadelphia Inquirer)
Set in a time-bending, seriocomically imagined world between Heaven and Hell, The Last Days of Judas Iscariot is a philosophical meditation on the conflict between divine mercy and human free will that takes a close look at the eternal damnation of the Bible's most notorious sinner. This latest work from the author of Our Lady of 121st Street "shares many of the traits that have made Mr. Guirgis a playwright to reckon with in recent years: a fierce and questing mind that refuses to settle for glib answers, a gift for identifying with life's losers and an unforced eloquence that finds the poetry in lowdown street talk. [Guirgis brings to the play] a stirring sense of Christian existential pain, which wonders at the paradoxes of faith" (Ben Brantley, The New York Times).
From one of our most admired playwrights, "an ambitious, complicated and often laugh-out-loud religious debate" (Toby Zinman, The Philadelphia Inquirer)
Set in a time-bending, seriocomically imagined world between Heaven and Hell, The Last Days of Judas Iscariot is a philosophical meditation on the conflict between divine mercy and human free will that takes a close look at the eternal damnation of the Bible's most notorious sinner. This latest work from the author of Our Lady of 121st Street "shares many of the traits that have made Mr. Guirgis a playwright to reckon with in recent years: a fierce and questing mind that refuses to settle for glib answers, a gift for identifying with life's losers and an unforced eloquence that finds the poetry in lowdown street talk. [Guirgis brings to the play] a stirring sense of Christian existential pain, which wonders at the paradoxes of faith" (Ben Brantley, The New York Times).

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From one of our most admired playwrights, "an ambitious, complicated and often laugh-out-loud religious debate" (Toby Zinman, The Philadelphia Inquirer)
Set in a time-bending, seriocomically imagined world between Heaven and Hell, The Last Days of Judas Iscariot is a philosophical meditation on the conflict between divine mercy and human free will that takes a close look at the eternal damnation of the Bible's most notorious sinner. This latest work from the author of Our Lady of 121st Street "shares many of the traits that have made Mr. Guirgis a playwright to reckon with in recent years: a fierce and questing mind that refuses to settle for glib answers, a gift for identifying with life's losers and an unforced eloquence that finds the poetry in lowdown street talk. [Guirgis brings to the play] a stirring sense of Christian existential pain, which wonders at the paradoxes of faith" (Ben Brantley, The New York Times).
Product Details
ISBN-13: | 9781429921657 |
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Publisher: | Farrar, Straus and Giroux |
Publication date: | 12/27/2005 |
Sold by: | Macmillan |
Format: | eBook |
Pages: | 128 |
File size: | 257 KB |
About the Author
Stephen Adly Guirgis's previous plays—Our Lady of 121st Street, Jesus Hopped the A Train, and In Arabia, We'd All Be Kings—were published by Faber in an omnibus edition in 2003. He lives in New York City.
Stephen Adley Guirgis is an actor and playwright. A member of the LABrynth Theater Company and the MCC Playwrights Coalition, Guirgis is the recipient of new play commissions from South Coast Repertory and The Manhattan Theatre Club. He is the author of the plays Our Lady of 121st Street, Jesus Hopped the A Train, In Arabia, We’d All Be Kings, and The Last Days of Judas Iscariot, all published by Faber. He lives in New York City.
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The Last Days of Judas Iscariot
By Stephen Adly Guirgis
Farrar, Straus and Giroux
Copyright © 2006 Stephen Adly GuirgisAll rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-4299-2165-7
CHAPTER 1
ACT 1
Darkness. Rain. From nowhere, a woman emerges from her past.
HENRIETTA ISCARIOT: No parent should have to bury a child ... No mother should have to bury a son. Mothers are not meant to bury sons. It is not in the natural order of things.
I buried my son. In a potter's field. In a field of Blood. In empty, acrid silence. There was no funeral. There were no mourners. His friends all absent. His father dead. His sisters refusing to attend. I discovered his body alone, I dug his grave alone, I placed him in a hole, and covered him with dirt and rock alone. I was not able to finish burying him before sundown, and I'm not sure if that affected his fate ...
I begrudge God none of this. I do not curse him or bemoan my lot. And though my heart keeps beating only to keep breaking — I do not question why.
I remember the morning my son was born as if it was yesterday. The moment the midwife placed him in my arms, I was infused with a love beyond all measure and understanding. I remember holding my son, and looking over at my own mother and saying, "Now I understand why the sun comes up at day and the stars come out at night. I understand why rain falls gently. Now I understand you, Mother" ...
I loved my son every day of his life, and I will love him ferociously long after I've stopped breathing. I am a simple woman. I am not bright or learn-ed. I do not read. I do not write. My opinions are not solicited. My voice is not important ... On the day of my son's birth I was infused with a love beyond all measure and understanding ... The world tells me that God is in Heaven and that my son is in Hell. I tell the world the one true thing I know: If my son is in Hell, then there is no Heaven — because if my son sits in Hell, there is no God.
JESUS, carrying a bucket, has approached the woman. He kisses her cheek. She does not notice. They vanish.
A courtroom. Court is in session. A woman with wings, GLORIA, rises.
GLORIA: Between Heaven and Hell — there is another place. This place: Hope. Hope — is located right over here in downtown Purgatory.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Next case!
GLORIA: Now, Purgatory, contrary to popular belief, has plumbing, and bodegas, and they even got a movie theater and a little park that people can walk their dogs at. Hope — well it ain't got none a that, and it definitely don't smell good.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Next case, Bailiff!
GLORIA: I worked here in Hope for two and a half years — thass how I got these wings. And I wouldn't trade nothing for these wings — I can fly with these wings! At night, I fly down to Earth, and I watch my littlest Babyboy sleep. He's seven, and he's got a picture of me on his wall — right in between Shaquille O'Neal and the Incredible Hulk. Then, I go fly uptown to the window of my oldest Babygirl's house and watch my granchild, Little Bit, sleep. Most nights I can see my oldest Babygirl, Tanya, with her feet in a pot of hot water, always studying books; and I'll stick around to see her man, Winston, come home late at night from work, always with a muffin or a hamburger for my Babygirl. Winston's love for my Babygirl is all over his face — I was wrong about him, I always thought he was shifty ... When I get back to Heaven, I tell my husband, DeLayne, all about it. DeLayne don't like to fly, but he likes to hear the stories, and he likes how I look like when I come home from Earth all "windblown" ... Now Hope, it changes with the times, but has stood always as God's gift to the last of his children. It is said that every civilization rearranges the cosmic furniture differently. In biblical times, Hope was an Oasis in the Desert. In medieval days, a shack free of Plague. Today, Hope is no longer a place for contemplation — litigation being the preferred new order of the day.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Where's my damn bailiff??!!
BAILIFF: Here, sir.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Then call the next damn case!!!
BAILIFF: Yes, sir. "God and the Kingdom of Heaven and Earth versus Thorseen the Implacable: Motion to appeal"!
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Denied — Next case!
BAILIFF: "God and the Kingdom of Heaven and Earth versus Henry Wayne Masters — "
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Nope!
BAILIFF: "God and the Kingdom of Heaven and Earth versus Benedict Arnold —"
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Aw, hell, no!
BAILIFF: "God and the Kingdom of Heaven and Earth versus Judas Iscariot —"
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: — "Judas Iscariot" ??!! Who brings this crap before me??!!
CUNNINGHAM: Your Honor, my name is Fabiana Aziza Cunningham —
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: — Never heard of you!
CUNNINGHAM: I live in Purgatory.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Well you shoulda kept your legs closed! Motion denied! Next case!
CUNNINGHAM: Your Honor, I have a writ signed by Saint Peter at the Gates of Heaven!
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Next Case!
CUNNINGHAM: But I have a writ!
BAILIFF: She has a writ, sir.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Excuse me?!
BAILIFF: Just saying: The lady, she's got a writ, so, I mean —
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: — Bailiff: let's set up a little signal between the two of us, okay?
BAILIFF: Okay.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Good. Now, when I come to court dressed as Ethel Merman in a one-piece bathing suit, that'll be my signal to you that I want your opinion!
BAILIFF: Yes, sir.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Next case!!
BAILIFF: But what about the writ, sir?
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: What's your name, Bailiff?!
BAILIFF: Julius of Outer Mongolia.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: You're on work-release from Purgatory, Julius — correct?
BAILIFF: Yes, sir.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Wanna get to Heaven someday? Eat fried chicken and mashed potatoes, feel the sun on your face.
BAILIFF: Very much, sir.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Then call the next damn case!!!
BAILIFF: Yes, sir. Absolutely, sir.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Good. Have a lollipop.
BAILIFF: Thank you, sir.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Next case!
BAILIFF: But, like, the writ, sir —
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Bailiff!!!!!!!!
YUSEF AKBAR WAHID AL-NASSAR GAMEL EL-FAYOUMY rises dramatically from his seat in the courtroom.
EL-FAYOUMY: Your Honor, if I may?!
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Who speaks before me?!
EL-FAYOUMY: It is I, Yusef Akbar Wahid Al-Nassar Gamel El- Fayoumy!
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Who the hell are you?!
EL-FAYOUMY: An attorney, great sir! Willing and able to prosecute this sham of a case and defend the Gates of Heaven and the Kingdom of God against this big shenanigan of a so-called writ, great handsome sir! Look no further, Your Honor! Yusef Akbar Wahid Al-Nassar Gamel El-Fayoumy is a beacon for justice!
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: A "beacon," eh?
EL-FAYOUMY: May I approach you?
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: The bench, not me!
EL-FAYOUMY: The bench! Of course! YES! — And it is a lovely bench, splendid and sturdy like the great derrière that rests upon it!! Your Honor, I received wind of this so-called "writ" several weeks ago. I have been preparing night and day to refute the allegations it contains!
CUNNINGHAM: Your Honor, let the record reflect I have no opposition to Mr. El-Fayoumy here.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD (to CUNNINGHAM): Speak when spoken to!!!
EL-FAYOUMY: Do not bait this great man, lady! He presided over the appeal of Attila the Hun when you were nothing more than a cheap shot of whiskey on your great-great-grandfather's first unpaid bar tab!
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Well said!
EL-FAYOUMY: Forgive the outburst.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: ... You got a license to practice, Mr. El-Fajita?
EL-FAYOUMY: A license? A license! Yes. Absolutely!! Submitted for your most scrupulously discerning approval, eminently great sir!
EL-FAYOUMY crosses, fumbles, searching his pockets for the license.
BAILIFF (cautiously): Sir, his name's El-Fayoumy.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: What?
BAILIFF: You called him El-Fajita.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Just gimme my glasses!
BAILIFF: You're wearing them, sir.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD (exploding): My other glasses!!!!!!!!!
BAILIFF: Oh. Here.
EL-FAYOUMY: Most worshipful lord and master: very tiny problem. My license, I seem to have left it in my other suit. I could rush back to Hell and retrieve it —
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: From Hell are you?
EL-FAYOUMY: Temporarily detained — a problem with my papers.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: You sure about that?
EL-FAYOUMY: Quite sure, your grace. I attribute the mix-up to the Americanization of the afterlife — completely understandable in lieu of recent events.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: You're damn right.
EL-FAYOUMY: Yes, your eminence — as are you, great sir!
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Cunningham! Let me see this "writ."
CUNNINGHAM: Here, Your Honor.
JUDGE reads the writ.
EL-FAYOUMY (an aside): You have great legs, Fabiana. Free for dinner, perhaps?
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Cunningham! This writ is garbage! Next case!
CUNNINGHAM: Your Honor, my client —
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Your client is Judas Iscariot! Your client sold out the son of God, for Chrissakes!
CUNNINGHAM: Your Honor, that has no bearing —
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Cunningham — Judas Iscariot committed the one unforgivable sin. Everybody knows it —
EL-FAYOUMY: — The sin of despair!
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD. And then he did the world a favor and hung himself!
EL-FAYOUMY: From the olive branch, the coward!
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Next case!!
CUNNINGHAM: Your Honor, that writ you hold in your hand is signed by Saint Peter!
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: I know Peter, and he's prone to error, believe me. And he's rash —
EL-FAYOUMY: Rash! Absolutely! A little place called the Garden of Gethsemane ring a bell, Fabiana? When the authorities came to arrest Jesus — after your client sold him out with a kiss — what did Peter do?
CUNNINGHAM: I know what he did.
EL-FAYOUMY: Well, know it again!! Peter took out his sword and started chopping off the ears of the authority! Can you imagine?! Jesus had to correct him, put the ears back on — it was a big mess, really.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Next case!
CUNNINGHAM: But Your Honor —
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Next case!!
EL-FAYOUMY: Come Fabiana: dinner and a sensual massage — it will soothe you —
CUNNINGHAM: — Your Honor, I cite the Beatitudes, and Kierkegaard. I cite Christ on the Cross!
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: I cite my foot in your ass, Cunningham!
CUNNINGHAM: I cite Hegel: Within every idea — thesis — is contained its contradiction — antithesis — and out of that struggle is created — synthesis. Synthesis, Your Honor! The Union of Opposites — their interdependence and their inevitable clash producing what's next — what must be revealed: God's Perfect Love versus God's Rightful Justice equals what, Your Honor?
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Out of my courtroom!!!
CUNNINGHAM: The synthesis of Love and Justice can produce only Mercy and Forgiveness, Your Honor! If a just God sits in Heaven, it can fall no other way!
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Next case!
CUNNINGHAM: But Your Honor —
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD: Next case! NEXT CASE NEXT CASE NEXT CASE!!!!!
The gavel bangs. Blackout.
JUDGE LITTLEFIELD (sotto voce): Crazy Mick Bitch.
In darkness, we hear voices, noises, and portentous rumblings like an earthquake. Lights flash.
VOICE OF ASSISTANT STAGE MANAGER: All right now, people! — Cue them trumpets and the dancing camels!
The sounds of trumpets and dancing camels are heard. Music and wild lights.
SAINT MONICA: Thanks, boys!
Hey, y'all. Welcome to my world ... So this is the part of the story, where, if it wasn't for me, there wouldn't be no more parts to the fuckin' story, okay? My name is MONICA — better known to you mere mortals as SAINT Monica. Yeah, dass right, SAINT — as in "better not don't get up in my grill 'cuz I'll mess your shit up, 'cuz I'm a Saint and I got mad saintly connects," okay? You ever drove down Santa Monica Boulevard? You ever ate some sushis down the Santa Monica Pier? Well dass my boulevard and my pier, and dass all I gotta say about that — word to the wise, word is most definitely B-O-N-D bond ... Anyways (lemme catch my breaf). Anyways, up in Heaven, a lotta peoples don't wanna hang with me 'cuz they say I'm a Nag. It's true. And you know what I say about that? I say: "Fuck them bitches," 'cuz — you know what — I am a Nag, and if I wasn't a Nag, I wouldn't never made it to be no Saint, and the church wouldn't a had no Father of the Church named Saint Augustine — 'cuz I birthed the mothahfuckah, raised him, and when he started messin' up, like, all the time and constantly, I nagged God's ass to save him! I nagged and nagged and nagged and nagged till God got so tired of my shit that he did save my son, and my son — Saint Augustine — he stopped bangin' whores and sippin' on some wine and he became learn-ed, so fuckin' learn-ed that he's known as one of the Fathers of the Church, and you could look that shit up! Go ahead, look it up right now, I'll wait! ... Dass right: "Father Up In This Mothahfuckah"! "Father of the Church" — got a plaque and everything! So if I hadn't been a Nag, All a Y'all niggas woulda been a bastard church, so, sip on dat, bitches! ... Anyways (lemme catch my breaf), okay: As a result of my reputation of having God's ear, a lotta mothahfuckahs pray to me — I have three full-time assistants just to sift through it all. Long story short, I was axed to look into the case of Judas Iscariot by this Irish Gypsy lawyer bitch in Purgatory named Cunningham. She wanted me to do some naggin' to God on Judas's behalf, and, quite frankly, I was impressed by her nagging abilities — 'cuz that bitch nagged my ass day and night for forty days ... But I don't nag for juss any anybody, and I definitely don't nag for no mothahfuckah I don't know, so, I went down to check out Judas for my own self —
And now she is with JUDAS.
(To audience): He looked fuckin' retarded, he wouldn't talk or nuthin'. He didn't seem to hear me, and I'm not someone who has a problem expressing myself. I figured he was fakin', so I did this:
(To JUDAS): Yo, Judas! ... Judas! ... Yo, You Deaf, mothahfuckah? ... Judas, yo! ...
(To audience): I smacked the bitch around a little.
MONICA slaps, kicks, shoves.
Yo, Helen Keller! Yo, wake up! ... Don't front — I know you could hear me ...
(To audience): Then I started snappin' on his ass.
(To JUDAS): Yo, Judas, you got change for thirty pieces of silver, muthahfuckah?! ... Yo, Judas, how much you pay for that haircut? — thirty pieces of silver?! Yo Judas, why you so "hung" up? C'mon, let's "hang" out. C'mon, bitch, go out on a "limb"! You want a "olive"? C'mon muthahfuckah, have a "olive." Wanna go to the "Olive Garden" restaurant? Day got good "Olive Oil" there ... Ah-aight, fine, come on, Judas, whaddya say you an' me go down to the bar and — betray some mothahfuckahs! Whaddya say?! I know you like betraying! What's up, you ain't in the mood to betray today?! Ah-aight, mothahfuckah, we can just "hang"?! Get it? Hang?! Get it?! Do you get it?! ... Wassamatter?! Hungry?! How 'bout some supper?! You want some supper, mothahfuckah?! C'on, one last supper, whaddya say?!
(To audience): I couldn't break him. So I sat down next to him.
She sits.
I sat with Judas Iscariot for three days. Then, on the night of the third day, sumpthin'happened. While I was restin' my vocal chords, I saw sumpthin' unexpected. I saw a single tear fall out Judas's eye. Just one. When the tear hit the ground, I saw it was red like a ruby. I looked into his eyes, like this:
She looks into JUDAS's eyes.
He couldn't look at me. Or he looked through me. I couldn't tell. His eyes was empty. He barely breathed. He was like a catatonic statue of a former human being. And I detected sadness in him. Paralyzing, immobilizing, overwhelming sadness. His sadness ran through him like a river that had frozen up and died and no one lived there no more. After a while, I didn't know what else to do, so I thought I'd just hold him in my arms for like a minute, warm him up before I left.
She cradles JUDAS in her arms. Beat.
I held him in my arms for four days. On the third day, I remembered how Jesus had said that God has the biggest love for the least of his creatures — and Judas was the leastest creature I had ever seen. On the fourth day, Judas dropped another single tear. It was clear-colored this time and it evaporated into the earth on impact. He trembled briefly, then froze up again ... I had seen enough. I took off my outer garments and left them for him so he could smell something human. I collected my tears in a bucket and poured it on his face so he could taste the salt. Then I went back home and got on the horn to God. I dialed direct, yo. Some people call it being a Nag, I call it doing my Job. I got a calling, y'all — you should try giving me a shout if ya ever need it, 'cuz my name is Saint Monica, I'm the mother of Saint Augustine, one of the Fathers of the Church, and ya know what? My ass gets results!
(Continues...)
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Table of Contents
Contents
Introduction,ACT 1,
ACT 2,
Characters,
Also by Stephen Adly Guirgis,
STEPHEN ADLY GUIRSIS - THE LAST,
DAYS OF JUDAS ISCARIOT,
PRAISE FOR THE LAST DAYS OF JUDAS,
ISCARIOT,
Acknowledgments,
Copyright Page,