OMG: How I Created the Universe, Adam, and Steve (Excerpted from The Last Testament: A Memoir by God) [NOOK Book]

Overview


In the ultimate celebrity memoir, The Last Testament, the Lord our God, King of the Universe, is ready to telleth-all. In the meantime, enjoy this freebie from God: OMG: How I Created the Universe, Adam, and Steve, which contains the first five chapters on the Creation of Adam and Steve (you read correctly) excerpted from The Last Testament.
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OMG: How I Created the Universe, Adam, and Steve (Excerpted from The Last Testament: A Memoir by God)

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Overview


In the ultimate celebrity memoir, The Last Testament, the Lord our God, King of the Universe, is ready to telleth-all. In the meantime, enjoy this freebie from God: OMG: How I Created the Universe, Adam, and Steve, which contains the first five chapters on the Creation of Adam and Steve (you read correctly) excerpted from The Last Testament.
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781451673975
  • Publisher: Simon & Schuster
  • Publication date: 10/11/2011
  • Sold by: Simon & Schuster
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 13
  • File size: 2 MB

Meet the Author


God has been grabbing headlines ever since first creating the universe. Indeed, the multi-talented deity has been involved in the development of every single thing that has ever happened, including the Crusades, plate tectonics, and Seinfeld. His previous serious works as an author, The Old Testament, The New Testament, and The Koran, have sold an impressive 5 billion copies, with the first two in particular coming to be collectively regarded as something of a bible of their field.


David Javerbaum is a former head writer and executive producer of The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. He is the coauthor of that show’s bestsellers, America: The Book and Earth: The Book, and author of the pregnancy parody What to Expect When You’re Expected.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 2, 2012

    AMAZING!!!

    If you're looking for a good time and lots of laughter, this is the book for you. If you're an atheist like me (or just not sure what to believe) you'll have a blast.

    5 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted November 29, 2011

    Soso book, not as good as The Way It Really Happened

    I read both books and like the original way better. In fact, I only read about half this one. It's now on top of my toilet, underneath The Way It Really Happened by God (which I read every time I'm sitting on the can). I might go back to this one one day, but the language got real annoying and the trying to be clever stuff seems kind of played at this point. Like if Friends were on today trying to use the same kind of humor. It just wouldn't work. Maybe if this was written in the 90's...

    4 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 8, 2011

    Sounds familiar...

    Anyone else find this similar (read: exactly like) "The Way It Really Happened By God"? Even the product descriptions seem like they were written by the same person. Is this just a re-edited, new-covered version with better marketing, or a completely different book by someone else? And if so, did we need another book by a foul-mouthed, opinionated Judeo-Christian God?

    3 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted October 11, 2011

    Verily, I could put it down not!

    As one who hath no connection whatsoever to this divinely-ordained testament of glory, I found it so mirthful it left Me ROTCL (rolling on the clouds laughing)! And the story of the Creation of the Universe, and the tragedy of Adam and Steve, were wondrous sagas of such epic majesty they did jerketh many a tear. Lo, it is hard to believe such high-quality testamenting costeth not a single shekel to acquire. But it certainly whets My infinite appetite for the full book, THE LAST TESTAMENT, which shall be released on November 1, and which was also in no way written by Me. In the meantime, I highly recommend this book. In fact, let Me rephrase that: THOU SHALT BUY THIS BOOK.

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted December 17, 2011

    Funny!

    This is one of the funniest books I have read in years. Satire at it's best begins with the layout and continues through asides and footnotes. Be prepared to grab your friends, neighbors, mates and/or significant others and read passages outloud.

    Please also be aware that like any good satire this may offend some.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 15, 2011

    Absolutely hilarious

    The ratio is roughly one belly-laugh per page - excellent for the devout reader, the profane reader, and everyone in between. Highly recommended.

    1 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 24, 2013

    Moo cow

    Thats what she said

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 1, 2013

    Terrible

    Worst book ever!!!! Dont waste your time with this. And if it wasnt on my nook, i would burn the book. Terrible, just terrible...

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 24, 2013

    this is an amazing read! Check it out!

    this is an amazing read! Check it out!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 16, 2012

    0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 8, 2012

    Hmm

    Hmmm

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 14, 2011

    whats this?

    his

    0 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted October 19, 2011

    totally funny

    good read. very short, I don't usually buy short stories but glad I bought this one.

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