The Lawyer Joke Book

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Q. What's black and white and looks good on pinstripes?

A. A pit bull on a lawyer.

Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. How many can you afford?

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Overview

Q. What's black and white and looks good on pinstripes?

A. A pit bull on a lawyer.

Q. How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. How many can you afford?

Overheard in the supermarket checkout line:

"Her lawyer is honest, but not enough to hurt her case."

Two little girls were having a heated argument.

Said Mindy. "My dad's better. He's an important carpenter. He makes buildings."

Replied Carol. "Oh yeah? Well my dad's a lawyer. He makes loopholes."

Q. What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A. A good start.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780880297226
  • Publisher: Sterling Publishing
  • Publication date: 8/14/1991
  • Pages: 128

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