The Misadventures Of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude

Laugh Out Loud Funny

Guys and gals - if you want to laugh out loud, and learn something at the same time, this is the book for you. Series of books, actually; the first book in this great set that I received in the mail was titled The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude. Now, Sister Mary Olga dwells at the Have a Heart convent in Bucksnort, Wisconsin. She is a true spiritual guide for everyone, and it shouldn't matter that she also has two things she loves - Marlboros and bourbon. When I began the first book, I quickly and completely fell into it and could not put it down; I was so entranced with the people on Dinkledorf Drive that I, literally, fell in love with each adn every one of them. I also was impressed at the way the author addressed many issues pertinent to the world today including religion and gay rights.

I moved on to the second book almost immediately because I was, by then, so wrapped up in these characters that I was laughing at a time when I truly needed to laugh and I wanted my happiness (and stress-relief) to continue. In the second novel, Priscilla Bunhead is one of those people that every small town in America has; she is the righteous busy body who can't stand the fact that there are atrocities in her world such as gay people infiltrating her town. She goes on a crusade, with the help of her millionaire friend, to call forth the wise and righteous Reverend Billy-Bob Blunthead. This is the man who will clean up her town and force the gay people out of her neck of the woods. Not only do we have that storyline, but the author also introduces a character called Dimples Dufus who wants nothing more than to reclaim the fortune that Dimples left behind.

The spiritual wisdom that this author and his fantastic characters impart is truly a lesson in support, kindness, and love - things that some true Christians have forgotten over time. (Yes, that's my opinion so don't send horrible letters to the owner of this site). On a side-note, when characters are named Fartley and Dewdrop Dinkledorf, Ralphy Mayhem, Lilliliver Lipstick, and Father Cowberries, how exactly can a reader go wrong? I am so happy to have been introduced to this author and his series that I really can't wait for Book III: Have a Heart, to be released. Every once in a while a writer comes along who I believe should have more press and publicity, and Mr. Aujurd'hui is the newest one to make that list. Everyone go out and get these books and enjoy!

So funny!

This was really cute and a very quick read. The lead character is Sister Mary Olga Fortitude who is a whiskey lover and a Marlboro smoking nun. The author has her narrating the book in a radio broadcast format, Sister Mary speaks directly to you. I especially love the photo on the back cover, the nun reminds me of John Belushi! The book is filled with colorful characters that will have you cracking up out loud. I was fortunate enough to win a copy of this and the author autographed it as well.

Pray for Sister Olga

How can you not help loving Sister Mary Olga Fortitude? I think Davis might have known some of the same nuns I had in school while growing up. I can just imagine some of the characters, like Jewels, Diddles, Margarine, and Fartley living in my old neighborhood.

Reading the book made me feel like I was sitting across the table from an old aunt, who had just returned from a life's journey and is sharing stories of her adventures and the people she met along the way. Of course, like Sister Mary Olga, she is already through two thirds of her Jack Daniels and well on her way through her second pack of Marlboro 'prayer sticks'.

I felt like I was peeking through the curtains while reading of her frequent trips to the confessional for spiritual and spirits sharing with Father Cowberries and their sharing those tales-not-to-be-shared.

Each 'lesson in holiness' adventure is short enough to be consumed in one bite and told with a wink that the reader is being confided in and won't share with the rest of the world or might be sent to Remedial Holiness class.

Sister Olga's reminiscence of the Christmas Play and Manger scene had me laughing out loud, with no one else in the room.

This would make a wonderful play and has more mayhem than Nunsense. A true bonus is the good moral lesson seasoned in with the wacky humor.

I almost forgot how wonderful it is to read a book, close the cover, and feel like I just attended an Oscar winning performance.

Sassy, Fun Read

If you like sharp wit and tongue- in-cheek, more sophistacted humor, then you'll love this book. The characters are cleverly developed and their bizarre foibles are not unlike some of the little "quirks" we all see inside of ourselves from time to time. As an author("A Golden Tapestry"), I am very familiar with the dilemma of trying to appeal to a broad readership, in spite of being categorized as a genre of one kind or another. This book, I believe, transcends that challenge as it has diverse appeal. Whether you are interested in the humor, clever writing or subtle spirituality, you won't be disappointed. This book is very well constructed and a good read. Looking forward to more from this author in the future.

This book catches you from the very beginning with its humor.

In the last years before I'd made my escape to the sanctuary of the convent, I'd make quick friends with spirits other than the Holy Spirit.  I became especially fond of whiskey. 

Mary Olga Fortitude is like no nun you've ever met.  A chain-smoking, liquor-drinking nun she brings a little holiness and a lot of humor to everything she does.

This book was a breath of fresh air in my reading adventures. Mary Olga was born during Leap Year and her parents believed that she should only be able to celebrate her birthday every 4 years...seriously.  So, while the other children in her class get birthdays every year she waits patiently for her birthday every 4.  They even try to prevent her from drinking on her 21st birthday because she isn't truly of legal age.  This is when she decides it is time to escape and chooses the Have a Heart convent.

This book catches you from the very beginning with its humor. Mary Olga Fortitude, Sister Daniella Shakealot and Martha Mayhem are some of the characters that put a smile on my face.  Each of the characters you encounter are what conventional society would consider different, just like Sister Mary Olga. She enlightens us to be more accepting, being different is not necessarily a bad thing
The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude is a lighthearted read that carries a great message, I thoroughly enjoyed it.

"In the last years before I'd made my escape to the sanctuary of the convent, I'd make quick friends with spirits other than the Holy Spirit. I became especially fond of whiskey."

Mary Olga Fortitude is like no nun you've ever met. A chain-smoking, liquor-drinking nun, she brings a little holiness and a lot of humor to everything she does.

This book was a breath of fresh air in my reading adventures. Mary Olga was born during Leap Year, and her parents believed that she should only be able to celebrate her birthday every 4 years...seriously. So, while the other children in her class get birthdays every year, she waits patiently for her birthday every 4. They even try to prevent her from drinking on her 21st birthday, because she isn't truly of legal age. This is when she decides it is time to escape and chooses the Have a Heart convent.
This book catches you from the very beginning with it's humor. The characters' names are hilarious--Mary Olga Fortitude, Sister Daniella Shakealot, and Martha Mayhem are some of the characters. It puts a smile on my face just reading them. Each of the characters you encounter are what conventional society would consider different, just like Sister Mary Olga. She enlightens us to be more accepting; being different is not necessarily a bad thing
This was a light-hearted read that carried a great message. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Reviewed by Tracee Gleichner for ReviewYourBook.com

Hilarious Nun Teaches Lessons on Humanity and Kindness

When I reflect on the fictional nuns who have found their way into our collective consciousness through television and movies over the last fifty years, there seems to be the common thread of a dichotomous personality. These pious women are portrayed as kind-hearted servants of God and their communities, but also mischievous humans who are quite capable of less-than-holy behavior. Maria from The Sound of Music cared about those VonTrapp children, but she was known to be late to afternoon prayers. Sally Field was charming as The Flying Nun, but her unorthodox methods often had the Reverend Mother up in arms. Davis Aujourd¿hui adds another Sister to the roll call of memorable nuns in his new book The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude. With her alcohol-filled crucifix and Marlboro smoke signals sent straight to heaven as prayers, this sister will undoubtedly captivate your attention and have you turning the pages.

Sister Mary Olga speaks to the readers directly, with each of the chapters reading like the script from a classic radio broadcast. I doubt that many of the nun¿s stories would have passed FCC scrutiny, however! She draws us in with opening remarks which immediately command our attention, like ¿T.L.I.A.M.G, my dears!¿ (the acronym standing for The Lord is a Mighty God) or ¿Now!¿ Then, she proceeds to share important lessons in Advanced Holiness using some of the residents of Bucksnort, Wisconsin, home of the Have a Heart convent, as the fodder for her tales. Readers of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude¿s wise and unique perspective will quickly learn that no one is without a fascinating story to his or her name. I know that you will be able to relate to the flaws discussed by Sister Mary, albeit exaggerated, that are common to the human condition. Mr. Aujourd¿hui¿s inspired storytelling and fun use of words make each of these revelations all the more memorable.

Even while creating a hilarious cast of characters and series of events in which they are players, Aujourd¿hui presents his readers with a serious commentary on the importance of tolerance and refraining from judgment. He introduces us to people who are often considered outcasts in society, from transgendered nuns and prostitutes to gay cowboys and morbidly obese women. While sharing their stories and secrets, Sister reminds us not to be critical of the unusual personalities we meet as the book unfolds. And, as reinforcement, she repeatedly confesses to her own shortcomings in terms of lust, gossip, and alcohol. The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude is a laugh-out-loud interpretation of the Golden Rule.

The Misadventures of Sister Mary Olga Fortitude is a new release by Davis Aujourd¿hui that presents a sharp and irreverent look at humanity. Offered through the lens of an unforgettable nun who knows everybody¿s business but refrains from placing judgments (well, most of the time!), this novel is wonderful in its personality development and colorful language. And, as is promised on the book jacket, I am thrilled that more ¿misadventures¿ await those who quickly will become loyal readers. I have no doubt that Sister Mary Olga Fortitude has many more secrets to share and life lessons to teach, and I plan to be sitting in the front row.

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