The Missing Dildo - Humor Erotica/Workplace Erotica
The Missing Dildo is a Humor Erotica/Workplace Erotica short story - M/F. This erotica short story contains explicit content, erotic situations, graphic language and is suitable for readers 18 and over.
Keith Peters, a private detective, is having a particularly frustrating time with a new case. Every lead he has suddenly dries up and he is unable to satisfy his fussy client. Then another mystery starts. He begins to receive odd gifts shipped to his office and wrapped in pornography. Finally, he receives a pen, strangely shaped like a dildo, as a gift. When it comes up missing, the detective suspects his secretary is hiding it on her person, so he performs a thorough investigation. He’s only doing his job, so the secretary has no real objection. He has the best investigative technique around. His secretary has also been hiding a lot of other things from him, namely her perfect and shapely body, plus an amazing sense of humor and the ability to tease and please her boss. Will they be able to solve the mystery?
Excerpt
The week had been difficult for Keith Peters, a detective in private practice in the big city of Los Angeles. The week started with the assignment on the Rutherford case. It seemed Mrs. Rutherford did not take a liking to her husband’s extramarital dalliances and was bound and determined to catch him at it. So she wanted photographic proof that would stand up in court.
However, every time Peters got a tip regarding a potential meet-up between Mr. Rutherford and one of his little whores, the tip proved to be a bust. He had stood outside fashionable restaurants, trolled throughout the hilly terrain of Griffith Park, and otherwise made a low-key fool of himself trying to squeeze juice from his leads.
Also, by the second day on the case, Peters began receiving anonymous gifts in the mail. They were addressed to him in nondescript handwriting printed in ballpoint on brown paper wrapping, always neatly taped shut around a thin white cardboard box. The box would be stuffed with clippings from porn magazines. The gift, whatever it might happen to be, was always tucked inside.
The first gift was a pair of handcuffs lined in pink silk; the second, a pair of champagne glasses; the third, a bottle of bubbly; and the fourth, a dildo.
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Keith Peters, a private detective, is having a particularly frustrating time with a new case. Every lead he has suddenly dries up and he is unable to satisfy his fussy client. Then another mystery starts. He begins to receive odd gifts shipped to his office and wrapped in pornography. Finally, he receives a pen, strangely shaped like a dildo, as a gift. When it comes up missing, the detective suspects his secretary is hiding it on her person, so he performs a thorough investigation. He’s only doing his job, so the secretary has no real objection. He has the best investigative technique around. His secretary has also been hiding a lot of other things from him, namely her perfect and shapely body, plus an amazing sense of humor and the ability to tease and please her boss. Will they be able to solve the mystery?
Excerpt
The week had been difficult for Keith Peters, a detective in private practice in the big city of Los Angeles. The week started with the assignment on the Rutherford case. It seemed Mrs. Rutherford did not take a liking to her husband’s extramarital dalliances and was bound and determined to catch him at it. So she wanted photographic proof that would stand up in court.
However, every time Peters got a tip regarding a potential meet-up between Mr. Rutherford and one of his little whores, the tip proved to be a bust. He had stood outside fashionable restaurants, trolled throughout the hilly terrain of Griffith Park, and otherwise made a low-key fool of himself trying to squeeze juice from his leads.
Also, by the second day on the case, Peters began receiving anonymous gifts in the mail. They were addressed to him in nondescript handwriting printed in ballpoint on brown paper wrapping, always neatly taped shut around a thin white cardboard box. The box would be stuffed with clippings from porn magazines. The gift, whatever it might happen to be, was always tucked inside.
The first gift was a pair of handcuffs lined in pink silk; the second, a pair of champagne glasses; the third, a bottle of bubbly; and the fourth, a dildo.
The Missing Dildo - Humor Erotica/Workplace Erotica
The Missing Dildo is a Humor Erotica/Workplace Erotica short story - M/F. This erotica short story contains explicit content, erotic situations, graphic language and is suitable for readers 18 and over.
Keith Peters, a private detective, is having a particularly frustrating time with a new case. Every lead he has suddenly dries up and he is unable to satisfy his fussy client. Then another mystery starts. He begins to receive odd gifts shipped to his office and wrapped in pornography. Finally, he receives a pen, strangely shaped like a dildo, as a gift. When it comes up missing, the detective suspects his secretary is hiding it on her person, so he performs a thorough investigation. He’s only doing his job, so the secretary has no real objection. He has the best investigative technique around. His secretary has also been hiding a lot of other things from him, namely her perfect and shapely body, plus an amazing sense of humor and the ability to tease and please her boss. Will they be able to solve the mystery?
Excerpt
The week had been difficult for Keith Peters, a detective in private practice in the big city of Los Angeles. The week started with the assignment on the Rutherford case. It seemed Mrs. Rutherford did not take a liking to her husband’s extramarital dalliances and was bound and determined to catch him at it. So she wanted photographic proof that would stand up in court.
However, every time Peters got a tip regarding a potential meet-up between Mr. Rutherford and one of his little whores, the tip proved to be a bust. He had stood outside fashionable restaurants, trolled throughout the hilly terrain of Griffith Park, and otherwise made a low-key fool of himself trying to squeeze juice from his leads.
Also, by the second day on the case, Peters began receiving anonymous gifts in the mail. They were addressed to him in nondescript handwriting printed in ballpoint on brown paper wrapping, always neatly taped shut around a thin white cardboard box. The box would be stuffed with clippings from porn magazines. The gift, whatever it might happen to be, was always tucked inside.
The first gift was a pair of handcuffs lined in pink silk; the second, a pair of champagne glasses; the third, a bottle of bubbly; and the fourth, a dildo.
Keith Peters, a private detective, is having a particularly frustrating time with a new case. Every lead he has suddenly dries up and he is unable to satisfy his fussy client. Then another mystery starts. He begins to receive odd gifts shipped to his office and wrapped in pornography. Finally, he receives a pen, strangely shaped like a dildo, as a gift. When it comes up missing, the detective suspects his secretary is hiding it on her person, so he performs a thorough investigation. He’s only doing his job, so the secretary has no real objection. He has the best investigative technique around. His secretary has also been hiding a lot of other things from him, namely her perfect and shapely body, plus an amazing sense of humor and the ability to tease and please her boss. Will they be able to solve the mystery?
Excerpt
The week had been difficult for Keith Peters, a detective in private practice in the big city of Los Angeles. The week started with the assignment on the Rutherford case. It seemed Mrs. Rutherford did not take a liking to her husband’s extramarital dalliances and was bound and determined to catch him at it. So she wanted photographic proof that would stand up in court.
However, every time Peters got a tip regarding a potential meet-up between Mr. Rutherford and one of his little whores, the tip proved to be a bust. He had stood outside fashionable restaurants, trolled throughout the hilly terrain of Griffith Park, and otherwise made a low-key fool of himself trying to squeeze juice from his leads.
Also, by the second day on the case, Peters began receiving anonymous gifts in the mail. They were addressed to him in nondescript handwriting printed in ballpoint on brown paper wrapping, always neatly taped shut around a thin white cardboard box. The box would be stuffed with clippings from porn magazines. The gift, whatever it might happen to be, was always tucked inside.
The first gift was a pair of handcuffs lined in pink silk; the second, a pair of champagne glasses; the third, a bottle of bubbly; and the fourth, a dildo.
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| BN ID: | 2940015688047 |
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| Publisher: | Xplicit Press |
| Publication date: | 09/15/2012 |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| File size: | 28 KB |
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