The Monkey and the Dame [NOOK Book]

Overview

Tours gone wild! A cruise ship's shore excursion goes horribly wrong when a sticky-fingered British matron encounters a rambunctious monkey in the wilds of Panama. Throw in some ugly American tourists and you have a tour host's worst nightmare.

This short, from the best-selling author of the Cruise Confidential series, is a perfect addition to his award-winning blend of humor, education, and outrageous (but all too true!) life.

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The Monkey and the Dame

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Overview

Tours gone wild! A cruise ship's shore excursion goes horribly wrong when a sticky-fingered British matron encounters a rambunctious monkey in the wilds of Panama. Throw in some ugly American tourists and you have a tour host's worst nightmare.

This short, from the best-selling author of the Cruise Confidential series, is a perfect addition to his award-winning blend of humor, education, and outrageous (but all too true!) life.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940033260393
  • Publisher: B.D. Bruns
  • Publication date: 5/25/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 565,357
  • File size: 105 KB

Meet the Author

Adventuring in over 50 countries to gather material for his bestselling books, Brian David Bruns has won international awards for travel humor and thriller fiction. He contributes to Yahoo Travel, BBC, CNN, The Daily Beast, and The Travel Channel.  B.D. abandoned everything at age 30 to chase a woman who worked at sea, becoming the only American waiter in Carnival Cruise Line history to complete a full contract without quitting. His Cruise Confidential series chronicling the debacle has on two separate occasions been featured on ABC’s 20/20. After residing in Dracula’s hometown for several years (yes, really), Bruns moved to Las Vegas with his Romanian wife, where they live with two cats, Julius and Caesar. “I found it absolutely hysterical!” - Today Show “This man has seen it all!” - 20/20 “Cruise Confidential is a deliciously addictive read..." - Travel Channel “Witty and self-depracating [Bruns] has a flair for dialogue...” - Blogcritics Magazine

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