The Monster Book of NSFW Jokes: The Most Hilarious, Outrageous and Raunchy Humor from Funny.com

The Monster Book of NSFW Jokes: The Most Hilarious, Outrageous and Raunchy Humor from Funny.com

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Hilariously Funny Off-Color Jokes That Are Absolutely NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Funny.com brings you the most raunchy, inappropriate and politically incorrect jokes to share with your coworkers when the boss isn’t around. From blondes and brunettes to politicians and proctologists, this collection of twisted jokes has something to offend everyone. So if you

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Hilariously Funny Off-Color Jokes That Are Absolutely NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Funny.com brings you the most raunchy, inappropriate and politically incorrect jokes to share with your coworkers when the boss isn’t around. From blondes and brunettes to politicians and proctologists, this collection of twisted jokes has something to offend everyone. So if you e-mail one to a friend, don’t forget to label it NSFW.

How do you break the nose of a blonde?
You place a dildo under a glass table.

What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
Forty-five pounds.

What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
Forty-five minutes.

Why is it so hard for a woman to find a sensitive, caring and good-looking boyfriend?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
Because when they come, they’re wild and wet, and when they go, you’ve lost your house and car.

What’s the difference between a New York zoo and an Alabama zoo?
The cages at the Alabama zoo have a description of the animal plus a recipe.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781569759783
Publisher:
Ulysses Press
Publication date:
10/11/2011
Pages:
400
Sales rank:
983,024
Product dimensions:
6.06(w) x 8.98(h) x 0.70(d)

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The Monster Book of NSFW Jokes: The Most Hilarious, Outrageous and Raunchy Humor from Funny.com 3.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 3 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ok, 1 fish can't drown. THEY'RE FISH. THEY BREATHE WATER. Two, if you replaced "drown" with "die", the answer would be 8. -_- not 10. Unless that was a joke. I just wanted to rant.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Ten fish. why do you ask?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
There were 10 fish 3 drowned and 2 came back to life and 5 more drowned and 4 more came back to life how many fish if you think you know the answer post a comment