The Most Boring Book Ever Written (An Interactive Novella) [NOOK Book]

Overview

This likely leads you to an obvious question: why pay for something so terribly boring? Well, this book (novella, really--but that sounds a little too exotic... almost European) only costs 99 cents, and most of what you can purchase for such a nominal price generally consists of low-grade fast food menu items.

A child-size burger with enough sodium for an adult male's entire day.

Some sort of deep-fried taco ...

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The Most Boring Book Ever Written (An Interactive Novella)

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Overview

This likely leads you to an obvious question: why pay for something so terribly boring? Well, this book (novella, really--but that sounds a little too exotic... almost European) only costs 99 cents, and most of what you can purchase for such a nominal price generally consists of low-grade fast food menu items.

A child-size burger with enough sodium for an adult male's entire day.

Some sort of deep-fried taco that sticks to the wrapper it's served in.

This book may be the most boring book ever written, but after consuming this item you won't feel the need to go to the gym, vomit, or eat a tossed salad for dinner. You'll just be bored. Very bored. You might fall asleep, but people pay pharmacists a lot more than 99 cents for such medications, so really, this is much better for you.

Come to think of it, you can't afford not to buy this book.

This book is not at all affiliated with the original Choose-Your-Own-Adventure series of children's books. Say what you will about them, but they're not mundane. Those books have very large and imposing snowmen, or caves that allow you to travel through time. Although outlandish, they are not boring.

This book is just boring. Do no expect anything interesting to happen in this book.

It is the most boring book ever written.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940044725232
  • Publisher: Rudolf Kerkhoven
  • Publication date: 3/16/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 267 KB

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 6, 2013

    BAD

    This time you can juge a book by a cover

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  • Posted July 9, 2013

    Well the title and the blurb warned me. I thought it was using r

    Well the title and the blurb warned me. I thought it was using reverse psychology. I was prepared for all sorts of craziness to unfold. Read the title again and understand the author is not joking.  

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 20, 2013

    If you have nothing better to do

    It's cute. A lot of the endings are funny. You should read this but dont expect some good story. It's just fun.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 16, 2012

    Nobody

    This book is totally awesome you get to choose.what happens and what you choose to do and the author makes you the main person so i enjoyed it and thought that it was very personalized to the reader and fun

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 6, 2012

    ???

    Weird buyOk I guess

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