The Mourning Woods [NOOK Book]

Overview

Three words: Vampires versus Sasquatch

Bill Ryder: undead geek, dateless dweeb, and legendary vampire is back in his wildest adventure yet.

A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be ...
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The Mourning Woods

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Overview

Three words: Vampires versus Sasquatch

Bill Ryder: undead geek, dateless dweeb, and legendary vampire is back in his wildest adventure yet.

A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have...Lord help us all!

The vampire nation dispatches Bill to a faraway land to broker peace, but it’s not going to be easy. His enemies want him dead. Hell, some of his allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn and in places where he least expects it.

Now Bill must rely on his friends, master his fledgling powers, and use every four-letter word in his arsenal to stop the war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.

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The Mourning Woods (the Tome of Bill, part 3) is 90,000 words of foul-mouthed horror hilarity by Rick Gualtieri, author of Bill the Vampire and Scary Dead Things.
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940014654227
  • Publisher: Wayman Publishing
  • Publication date: 7/1/2012
  • Series: The Tome of Bill , #3
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 446
  • Sales rank: 88,057
  • File size: 861 KB

Meet the Author

In the latter part of the 20th century, Rick Gualtieri was born. The world as a collective said 'meh' and thus he began his journey through a life filled with all sorts of quirks and oddness. What better thing to do than write about it? Rick Gualtieri is an adult comedy & horror writer. He is also the author of:

BIGFOOT HUNTERS - A horror adventure
BILL THE VAMPIRE - A horror comedy. Book one in the Tome of Bill Series
SCARY DEAD THINGS - A horror comedy. Book two in the Tome of Bill Series
THE POPTART MANIFESTO - A comedic selection of short stories

Rick currently lives in NJ, a good place to be for people like him.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 7, 2013

    A fun romp in the woods

    The twist and turns of the life of our hero, Bill, makes for one of the most enjoyable and hilarious reads I have had in a long time! I am thoughly entralled,*pun intended* and eagerly awaiting the 4th installment!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 24, 2012

    Wow!

    After Scary Dead Things I really couldn't see how see how this series could get better,but my goodness it did! Bigfoot vs Vampires! I haven't laughed this much in ages! I truely adore the characters and have added Bill to my list of finctional people I want to hang out with! Thank you Rick and I am going to keep bugging you till part 4 is done!!! ~River

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