The Naked Truth about Hedonism II: A Totally Unauthorized, Naughty but Nice Guide to Jamaica's Very Adult Resort

The Naked Truth about Hedonism II: A Totally Unauthorized, Naughty but Nice Guide to Jamaica's Very Adult Resort

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by Chris Santilli
     
 

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Bob Carpinelli
Putting your clothes back on may be the hardest thing to do, but putting the book down is the second.
Claudia Gutierrez
The moment the booked arrived I dropped what I was doing. I had brought the 1st edition of the book before my first trip to Hedo and loved it. As for the 2nd edition-it's ***** (5 stars)-it tops the first.
Desiree (& Kevin)
My husband wouldn't stop laughing at all the stories. He'd break out into giggles every couple minutes. I have been unable to pry TNTAH2 out of my husband's hands so I can read it-it's not fair!
Corpus Christi, Texas

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780966268324
Publisher:
Scarlett, Oh! Publishing
Publication date:
08/28/2001
Edition description:
REVISED
Pages:
384
Product dimensions:
5.78(w) x 8.48(h) x 0.92(d)

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As Dorothy once said, There's no place like Hedo; there's no place like Hedo, as she clicked together the heels of her thigh-high red patent leather boots. But the resort is really a twisted Oz, with its cast of peculiar characters and colorful, fantastic happenings. Where else can an overweight middle-aged woman dress up like Peter Pan and squeeze her husband into a pink tutu as Tinkerbell-and be rewarded with cheers and a free week's stay? Where else can you go to eat dinner and be entertained by a tall blonde in leather, spanking a guy in a dog collar, as she says bark like a dog, you little monkey-boy!? Where else can a woman paint her husband's penis like an elephant trunk during body painting and have six women line up to help him wash off the paint after the competition? Hedo isn't for everyone. Not everyone appreciates the public noodle frontity or the sensual atmosphere where inhibitions melt away. Hedo is the best place to be on your worst behavior, where you might hear the cheer 2...4...6...8...Everybody masturbate! Back home guests may be high-level professionals, but at Hedo they like life a little less refined and civilized. A male friend can stare at a female friend's girl parts, lick his lips, and jiggle his package-and everyone thinks he's terribly funny. This behavior, considered boorish or lewd elsewhere, is normal at Hedo. Hedophiles will cheer on your husband as he attempts to attach a lasso nipple ring on another woman's breast.

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The Naked Truth about Hedonism II: A Totally Unauthorized, Naughty but Nice Guide to Jamaica's Very Adult Resort 5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 14 reviews.
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book is hilarious! Chris writes in a very conversational tone that makes you feel like she's a friend telling you about her favorite, but very naughty, vacation spot. My wife and I are going to Hedo for the very first time this year and we've both read the book. We feel almost like we've been there already! This book is definitely worth reading even if you don't plan to make the trip to Jamaica. But be warned, if you do read it you'll definitely want to go!!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book is an honest, funny, accurate and informative account of the resort I love. I sometimes read her book when I'm lonely for the place and can't get back to for awhile. A users guide to the most fun I have...clothes on or off!
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book is more than a fabulous and witty travel guide. It's a guide for everyone on how to party--and how to party naked! The photos are eye-opening and the stories (or Tales from the Naked City, as the author calls them) will make you laugh non-stop. The book is perfect for folks who've never been to Hedo and those, like me, who are 10-time repeat guests. The book is even perfect for voyeurs who will never go to Hedo. The author tells it like it is. Never have I read a more on-target report of Hedonism II. TV shows sensationalize Hedo. This book gives balance but will still amaze you. It tells the incredible (and true! I know some of the folks in the stories) stories that even the TV shows don't tell.
Guest More than 1 year ago
My husband and I toyed with the idea of going to Hedo II for years, but wanted to better understand the dynamics and ¿expectations¿ of this resort before we committed. ¿Naked Truth¿ offered tips on everything from nude beach photography protocol and resort security, to hot tub flirting and sex, or 'thanks but no thanks' etiquette. It¿s packed full of facts and fun stories that make you feel like you¿ve already been there. From the very first, this sexy book puts you right in the middle of the hot, hot, hottest (and most talked about) resort in Jamaica. You'll know you're experiencing it through the eyes of an 'insider' before you get to the second page. Full of facts, fun, and some wild, color photos, Santilli's book is a must-have for anyone considering a trip to Hedonism II. Or for the armchair traveler yearning for a glimpse of what really goes on inside this magical, wild world where fantasy eclipses reality and eroticism reigns supreme. All I can say is after reading this, we're confident this trip will be whatever WE make it. We¿re now booked and looking forward to our ¿virgin¿ trip!
Guest More than 1 year ago
My husband and I toyed with the idea of going to Hedo II for years, but wanted to better understand the dynamics and ¿expectations¿ of this resort before we committed. ¿Naked Truth¿ offered tips on everything from nude beach photography protocol and resort security, to hot tub flirting and sex, or 'thanks but no thanks' etiquette. It¿s packed full of facts and fun stories that make you feel like you¿ve already been there. From the very first, this sexy book puts you right in the middle of the hot, hot, hottest (and most talked about) resort in Jamaica. You'll know you're experiencing it through the eyes of an 'insider' before you get to the second page. Full of facts, fun, and some wild, color photos, Santilli's book is a must-have for anyone considering a trip to Hedonism II. Or for the armchair traveler yearning for a glimpse of what really goes on inside this magical, wild world where fantasy eclipses reality and eroticism reigns supreme. All I can say is after reading this, we're confident this trip will be whatever WE make it. We¿re now booked and looking forward to our ¿virgin¿ trip!
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book is not your usual, dry, reference tourist guide to what, where, and when. It is written in an easy to read, narrative format, loaded with quotes and stories from many, many guests. The wide range of contributors gives you a broad picture of the resort, as opposed to just one person's experience. Forget the hype you may have heard. It will clear up any misconceptions you may have and give a good head start to those going for the first time: what to bring, what to expect, and how not to get off on the wrong foot with the other guests. You'll get a better idea of whether Hedonism II is right for you before you spend big $$$ and find out afterwards. Regardless of whether you go or not, you'll laugh throughout at the pranks, misadventures, and goofy situations that guests get themselves into.
Guest More than 1 year ago
After reading this book, I moved my trip to Hedo up a couple of months. I was well prepared for the funnest week I've ever had and knew lots of things others didn't because of the book. It is well written and very easy to read. I found the book very accurate of the happenings of Hedo 11
Guest More than 1 year ago
This book is UNREAL!, with its 32 pages of wild color photos and detailed maps and games you can only play naked. What a constant gut-busting laugh throughout--with fabulous details and 'Tales from the Naked City' essential for newbies and repeat offenders alike. WAY better (and bigger) than the first edition. A must-read for anyone with a bawdy sense of humor, even if you don't want to go to Hedo2. Includes hilarious tips for getting naked and the real scoop on what goes on at this adult cult-like resort--certainly not the standard media's version.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Both the wife and I laughed and giggled throughout the book and have been in the lifestyle for years but have never been there. We are now lining up our next vacation there. It was a wonderfully funny book about some serious hang ups that this world faces around our own homes and communities. A must read for fun and adventurous people.
Guest More than 1 year ago
This is a wonderful, fun read! Once you pick it up you won't be putting it down until you're finished. The Author does a great job of covering everything Hedo from togas to twister and then some!! You'll find useful information like what to bring with you (and what not to) as well as fun facts and advice for places to visit in Jamaica (if you can drag yourself away from the resort!) The person travelling to Hedonism II for the first time gets an honest portrayal of the resort and what to expect when they get there. This book serves as a walk down memory lane for some and helps you get thru those in between times when you are not at the resort enjoying the sunshine and all of the fun! You will definitely laugh out loud at some of the tales from the 'naked city'. I often refer to both the earlier edition and now this one for advice on things to bring with me for the next trip - and I'm a repeat offender!! I always seem to find something new to enjoy in the book even though I have read it from cover to cover. Great job!! - BUY THE BOOK!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
This is a must read if you are going to visit Hedonism II. This book tells it the way it really is not like what you see on TV. I bought the first edition before I went last year and referred to it often. I am visiting the resort soon and plan on taking this one with me this year.
Guest More than 1 year ago
Being a 'repeat offender' to Hedonism II, I treasured the first edition as an often reread book. The tales of the zany antics of both guests and staff alike made this book hard to put down. If it is possible this second edition is far better than the first. The author describes it quite accurately, and I quote, 'Warning: Don't sip a soda pop while reading this book. The bubbles will burn your nostrils as the drink shoots out your nose'.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I gave an autographed copy of this book to my husband for our anniversary, along with a copy of the itinerary for our 5th trip to Hedo II (January 2002!). It's a great vacation memory book and the perfect warm-up for a repeat trip. I'll get to read the book some day...my husband is still looking at the pictures!!
Guest More than 1 year ago
I started reading Chris's new book about Hedonism II, and I was laughing out loud by the end of the first page. Chris has a way of giving the goods about this mysterious resort in a straight forward, no bull, tell it like it is, yet humorous fashion. It is an excellent reference guide to the best vacation you will ever take. You may even consider it a 'training manual'. Having been there before, it was easy for me to see that Chris knows exactly what she is talking about. She has captured the subtle nuance of the resort with class and ease.