The Naked Truth about Hedonism II: A Totally Unauthorized, Naughty but Nice Guide to Jamaica's Very Adult Resort

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Editorial Reviews

Bob Carpinelli
Putting your clothes back on may be the hardest thing to do, but putting the book down is the second.
Claudia Gutierrez
The moment the booked arrived I dropped what I was doing. I had brought the 1st edition of the book before my first trip to Hedo and loved it. As for the 2nd edition-it's ***** (5 stars)-it tops the first.
Desiree (& Kevin)
My husband wouldn't stop laughing at all the stories. He'd break out into giggles every couple minutes. I have been unable to pry TNTAH2 out of my husband's hands so I can read it-it's not fair!
Corpus Christi, Texas
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780966268324
  • Publisher: Scarlett, Oh! Publishing
  • Publication date: 8/28/2001
  • Edition description: REVISED
  • Edition number: 2
  • Pages: 384
  • Product dimensions: 5.78 (w) x 8.48 (h) x 0.92 (d)

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As Dorothy once said, There's no place like Hedo; there's no place like Hedo, as she clicked together the heels of her thigh-high red patent leather boots. But the resort is really a twisted Oz, with its cast of peculiar characters and colorful, fantastic happenings. Where else can an overweight middle-aged woman dress up like Peter Pan and squeeze her husband into a pink tutu as Tinkerbell-and be rewarded with cheers and a free week's stay? Where else can you go to eat dinner and be entertained by a tall blonde in leather, spanking a guy in a dog collar, as she says bark like a dog, you little monkey-boy!? Where else can a woman paint her husband's penis like an elephant trunk during body painting and have six women line up to help him wash off the paint after the competition? Hedo isn't for everyone. Not everyone appreciates the public noodle frontity or the sensual atmosphere where inhibitions melt away. Hedo is the best place to be on your worst behavior, where you might hear the cheer 2...4...6...8...Everybody masturbate! Back home guests may be high-level professionals, but at Hedo they like life a little less refined and civilized. A male friend can stare at a female friend's girl parts, lick his lips, and jiggle his package-and everyone thinks he's terribly funny. This behavior, considered boorish or lewd elsewhere, is normal at Hedo. Hedophiles will cheer on your husband as he attempts to attach a lasso nipple ring on another woman's breast.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 5, 2002

    what those wacky Hedo'ers do for fun...

    This book is not your usual, dry, reference tourist guide to what, where, and when. It is written in an easy to read, narrative format, loaded with quotes and stories from many, many guests. The wide range of contributors gives you a broad picture of the resort, as opposed to just one person's experience. Forget the hype you may have heard. It will clear up any misconceptions you may have and give a good head start to those going for the first time: what to bring, what to expect, and how not to get off on the wrong foot with the other guests. You'll get a better idea of whether Hedonism II is right for you before you spend big $$$ and find out afterwards. Regardless of whether you go or not, you'll laugh throughout at the pranks, misadventures, and goofy situations that guests get themselves into.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 26, 2001

    A laugh out loud book.

    Being a 'repeat offender' to Hedonism II, I treasured the first edition as an often reread book. The tales of the zany antics of both guests and staff alike made this book hard to put down. If it is possible this second edition is far better than the first. The author describes it quite accurately, and I quote, 'Warning: Don't sip a soda pop while reading this book. The bubbles will burn your nostrils as the drink shoots out your nose'.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 26, 2001

    Great for gift-giving!!

    I gave an autographed copy of this book to my husband for our anniversary, along with a copy of the itinerary for our 5th trip to Hedo II (January 2002!). It's a great vacation memory book and the perfect warm-up for a repeat trip. I'll get to read the book some day...my husband is still looking at the pictures!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 28, 2001

    Don't go without it

    After reading this book, I moved my trip to Hedo up a couple of months. I was well prepared for the funnest week I've ever had and knew lots of things others didn't because of the book. It is well written and very easy to read. I found the book very accurate of the happenings of Hedo 11

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 15, 2001

    Almost better than being at Hedonism II

    This book is UNREAL!, with its 32 pages of wild color photos and detailed maps and games you can only play naked. What a constant gut-busting laugh throughout--with fabulous details and 'Tales from the Naked City' essential for newbies and repeat offenders alike. WAY better (and bigger) than the first edition. A must-read for anyone with a bawdy sense of humor, even if you don't want to go to Hedo2. Includes hilarious tips for getting naked and the real scoop on what goes on at this adult cult-like resort--certainly not the standard media's version.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 2, 2001

    The Real Naked Truth

    Both the wife and I laughed and giggled throughout the book and have been in the lifestyle for years but have never been there. We are now lining up our next vacation there. It was a wonderfully funny book about some serious hang ups that this world faces around our own homes and communities. A must read for fun and adventurous people.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 25, 2001

    The Naked Truth

    I started reading Chris's new book about Hedonism II, and I was laughing out loud by the end of the first page. Chris has a way of giving the goods about this mysterious resort in a straight forward, no bull, tell it like it is, yet humorous fashion. It is an excellent reference guide to the best vacation you will ever take. You may even consider it a 'training manual'. Having been there before, it was easy for me to see that Chris knows exactly what she is talking about. She has captured the subtle nuance of the resort with class and ease.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 26, 2001

    The Honest Truth

    This is a must read if you are going to visit Hedonism II. This book tells it the way it really is not like what you see on TV. I bought the first edition before I went last year and referred to it often. I am visiting the resort soon and plan on taking this one with me this year.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 27, 2001

    Part Travel Guide, Part Hedo Bible - Mostly Lots of Fun!!

    This is a wonderful, fun read! Once you pick it up you won't be putting it down until you're finished. The Author does a great job of covering everything Hedo from togas to twister and then some!! You'll find useful information like what to bring with you (and what not to) as well as fun facts and advice for places to visit in Jamaica (if you can drag yourself away from the resort!) The person travelling to Hedonism II for the first time gets an honest portrayal of the resort and what to expect when they get there. This book serves as a walk down memory lane for some and helps you get thru those in between times when you are not at the resort enjoying the sunshine and all of the fun! You will definitely laugh out loud at some of the tales from the 'naked city'. I often refer to both the earlier edition and now this one for advice on things to bring with me for the next trip - and I'm a repeat offender!! I always seem to find something new to enjoy in the book even though I have read it from cover to cover. Great job!! - BUY THE BOOK!!

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