Mother Superior introduces six of her nuns to the pleasure of Fathers Gordon and Ignatius and to each other in one wild evening in the Vestry.
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Sister Mary Immaculate and Mother Superior had finished tying Father Gordon and Father Ignatius to the rings that Sister Mary had screwed into the wooden floor of the Vestry earlier in the day. The men lay spread eagle and expectant as if they were holding their breaths in expectation of what was to come. The nuns could be heard coming down the hall. They were talking; their voices high with tension, wondering at the summons, wondering what would happen in the Vestry that had been such a secret.
This variation on the theme of a Surprise Party had been Mother Superiors idea. She had thought that it would be a good way to introduce the girls to the new purpose of their convent, while at the same time providing an outlet for Priests who needed to be relieved of the stress brought on by celibacy. She thought it would be easier if they followed each others lead, no one would have to be embarrassed if they were all participating.
When the door opened and the sisters began to straggle in she could hear the ohhhs and ahhhs as they saw the fathers, helpless before them; waiting for their ministrations.
"Sisters," Mother Superior had said, her Quebecois accent more pronounced than usual, "Fathers Gordon and Ignatius need relief from the impure thoughts that bedevil them. We are their release them from the stresses of their every day ministrations to the needs of others. It is God's work, our community service. We are providing a new service to the mother church that will solve all its recent problems."
