The Nicest Guy and His Lonely Penis [NOOK Book]

Overview

This isn't your average self-help book filled with good news and inspirational tales nudging you toward your soul mate. This is reality, folks, and it's funny as hell. Enjoy this collection of essays from Phil's numerous works detailing ...
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The Nicest Guy and His Lonely Penis

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Overview

This isn't your average self-help book filled with good news and inspirational tales nudging you toward your soul mate. This is reality, folks, and it's funny as hell. Enjoy this collection of essays from Phil's numerous works detailing the relationship disasters that have him considering a third cat.

WARNING: Adult language, themes, and sexual humor.



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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940014933650
  • Publisher: Tony Chen
  • Publication date: 8/1/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 28
  • File size: 281 KB

Customer Reviews

Average Rating 3.5
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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 6, 2012

    Stopped at page 17

    I got bored and the formatting and organization were atrocious. The best thing about this essay collection is most likely the title. I could be wrong, but I really don't want to waste any more time finding out. It wants to be funny, but it fails. Sorry.

    3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 23, 2012

    Dark

    No

    2 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 4, 2014

    To:2 my nun 2 : i am 10 to and i want a boyfriend but iam very tall too

    Hi

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 10, 2014

    PENISSS

    Yhyyayayaaaaaaa PENISSSSSSSSSS WEEEEEEEDN RIMMMMEEEE MAH DICK ILONG MY RBLOX USERBAME IS SSrepekjgf and youcandoarlemshake


    AS

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 2, 2014

    Awsome

    Very goog

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 8, 2014

    To the same

    Next youre gonna be asking what a penis is.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 29, 2013

    To below

    You f***ing idiot! Dont you know! It is a womans pee hole. Geez you jerks need to get a life! LEARN YOUR HOLES!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 17, 2013

    Question

    Whats a vagina

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 10, 2013

    To 2 my to num 2

    ? i like you im prety tall(5 3)my dick is 4inches and ill suk you hard ps im ten but nook sex plus np cumdums

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 31, 2013

    To #2 or3

    Sure

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 25, 2012

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    Posted December 5, 2012

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