The Nude Blonde Near the Pond: A Collection of Crazy Poems, Definitions and Love

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The Nude Blonde Near the Pond is one of the craziest books published recently and can relieve tensions in all the media, Internet and television.

The basic aim of The Nude Blonde Near the Pond is to entertain the readers by presenting them with some very innovative and stupid ideas. As the society advances, people are becoming lonelier and miserable. Why is it so? Where are the smiles in their faces? If you look around, you can see a lot of people pretending to be happy from the...

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Overview

The Nude Blonde Near the Pond is one of the craziest books published recently and can relieve tensions in all the media, Internet and television.

The basic aim of The Nude Blonde Near the Pond is to entertain the readers by presenting them with some very innovative and stupid ideas. As the society advances, people are becoming lonelier and miserable. Why is it so? Where are the smiles in their faces? If you look around, you can see a lot of people pretending to be happy from the outside. But if you dissect the true psychology of most of them, you can find that many are unhappy from within. It is a mere show in the public, nothing more.

The Nude Blonde Near the Pond is an attempt on the part of Gijo Vijayan to provide some relief to those people who are in tension, through stupid poems, love letters, definitions etc. Also, I would like to assert that the contents given in this book are not aimed at hurting the sentiments of any individual or organization as such. If anybody is hurt because of the remarks I have made in this book, I do apologize. If more people in this world are able to laugh, there will be fewer problems in this world. Let me sincerely hope to bring a smile on your face through stupidity.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780595126712
  • Publisher: iUniverse, Incorporated
  • Publication date: 8/16/2000
  • Pages: 212
  • Product dimensions: 6.00 (w) x 9.00 (h) x 0.48 (d)

Table of Contents

Crazy poems 3
Wonderful definitions 49
Stupid laws 73
Wonderful love letters 97
Original matrimonial advertisements 109
Stupid definitions, questions & Answers 121
Additional stupid questions & Answers 187
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