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The Official Book of Mob Humor
     

The Official Book of Mob Humor

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by Malcolm Kushner
 

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MUCH MORE THAN A JOKE BOOK
Whether it’s the Mafia, Russian Mob, Mexican Mob, or Yakuza, organized criminals have one thing in common; they are no laughing matter— until now. The Official Book of Mob Humor is the first time all their wit, gaffes, and goof-ups have been organized into one place.

Forget about Omerta. You will be

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MUCH MORE THAN A JOKE BOOK
Whether it’s the Mafia, Russian Mob, Mexican Mob, or Yakuza, organized criminals have one thing in common; they are no laughing matter— until now. The Official Book of Mob Humor is the first time all their wit, gaffes, and goof-ups have been organized into one place.

Forget about Omerta. You will be squealing— with laughter.

Extensively researched,THE OFFICIAL BOOK OF MOB HUMOR is packed with hilarious, hard-to-believe-but-true stories of mobster activity around the world, jokes, puns, mob proverbs, mob pick-up lines, original New-Yorker-style cartoons, plus much more including:

Over 90 actual newspaper headlines making fun of mobsters,

Over 200 titles of mob-related comedy films from 1930 – 2011 with plot summaries and stars, and

Over 100 funny quotes from mob movies, mobsters,and comedians.

AS AUTHOR MALCOLM KUSHNER WROTE FOR THE HUFFINGTON POST:
New Mob Museum Opens: Should You Pay Admission or Break In?


"When the judge threw the book at me, I wish it had been The Official Book of Mob Humor."
— Louis Ferrante, former Gambino family associate and author of Mob Rules

"A book for all Mafia lovers. During my six years as anundercover FBI agent in the mob,
I had many a laugh at the humor of gangsters. A must read."
— Joe Pistone aka Donnie Brasco

"The Official Book of Mob Humor has hilarious true stories about wise-guys and gangsters,
plus lots of other funny stuff. I really got a kick out of it."
— Oscar Goodman, Las Vegas Mayor 1999-2011, former defense attorney for notorious U.S. crime figures

"The Official Book of Mob Humor will kill you with laughter.
It's a guaranteed hit—if you know what I mean."
— Frank Cullotta, Retired hit man with the Chicago Outfit, portrayed in the movie Casino

Editorial Reviews

Market Watch, The Wall Street Journal - Al Lewis
Mobster joke book leaves ’em dying laughing
At least one joke highlights a fundamental flaw that this book struggles to overcome: “What’s the problem with mobster jokes? Mobsters don’t think they’re funny, and everyone else thinks they’re not jokes.”
A few one-liners...
“How many mobsters does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell.”
“How come a mobster’s eyes water on a first date? Mace."
Seattle PI - Greg Barbrick
With a title like The Official Book of Mob Humor, how could a guy resist?
...is filled with classic dead-pan moments...
One of the funnier chapters is "Headline Hits," which shows how the New York papers vie to come up with the best Mob-pun headlines. A couple of examples are "Yule Be Sorry, Rat Squeals on Gotti Over $50 X-Mas Gift," and "Meat Shop Mob Guy Will Never Loin. Kushner even reproduces the little two or three paragraph articles that these witticisms were created for.
Santa Cruz Sentinel - Tim Simmers
The book is well researched, and also contains 100 actual newspaper headlines poking fun at mobsters. For example: In 1998, the New York Daily News carried the headline: "Mobster to Get Slice of Prison Life'' over the story of a wise guy who started a pizzeria so he could sell heroin with slices.
There's also a section on mob women, including some Q&A jokes, including one that goes like this: Q - What do you say to a mob thug with a good-looking girl on his arm? A - Nice tattoo.
Barnes and Noble 5-star review & Word Press - Richard Blake
Kushner's humor is guaranteed to tickle the funny bone of every law-abiding citizen, officer of the law, as well as the families and associates of Mafia members from every ethnic group.
I especially enjoyed the creative messages and imagination in the cartoon illustrations drawn by Kenny Durkins. Another of the features that kept me laughing was the chapter "Headline Hits" made up of humor found in actual newspaper headlines.
Amazon 5-star review - Isabel Somebody
WITTY
This book made me laugh out loud! I bought 4 copies and gave them out to my friends. A good read.

Product Details

BN ID:
2940015712476
Publisher:
Reed, Robert D. Publishers
Publication date:
09/17/2012
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Pages:
192
Sales rank:
1,032,599
File size:
2 MB

Meet the Author

About The Author: Malcolm Kushner, "America' Favorite Humor Consultant," is an internationally acclaimed expert on humor and communication. He is the author of The Light Touch: How to Use Humor for Business Success, Public Speaking For Dummies, Vintage Humor For Wine Lovers and California Squisine: Healthy Food That’s Fast Fun And Squeezable For Kids. He is also the co– creator of a humor exhibit that appeared at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library.

Kushner has been profiled in Time Magazine, USA Today, The New York Times and The Washington Post. His television and radio appearances include CNN, C– SPAN, Fox & Friends, National Public Radio, CNBC, "Voice of America" and "The Larry King Show." The Wall Street Journal has called him “irrepressible.”

A popular speaker at corporate and association meetings, Kushner has keynoted everywhere from The Smithsonian Institution to the Inc. 500 Conference. He is based in Menasha, Wisconsin.

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The Official Book of Mob Humor 4.5 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 2 reviews.
richardblake More than 1 year ago
Award winning author Malcolm Kushner, often recognized as “America’s Favorite Humor Consultant,” adds a new title to his repertoire of published collections of quips, quotes, jokes, and anecdotes. “The Official Book of Mob Humor” is packed with wit, wisdom, and headlines featuring quirks, oddities, and idiosyncrasies, of the mob. Kushner’s humor is guaranteed to tickle the funny bone every law abiding citizen, officer of the law, as well as the families and associates of Mafia members from every ethnic group. I especially enjoyed the creative message and imagination in the cartoon illustrations drawn by Kenny Durkins. Another of the featured that kept me laughing was the chapter “Headline Hits” made up of humor found in actual newspaper headlines. “The Interrogation Room” contains Mob Q & A, featuring hilarious one line riddle like questions with funny quip answers from “downright corny” to “brilliantly clever.” For movie fans Kushner includes a comprehensive list of “mob related comedies” with wild hilarious plots involving mobsters, racketeers, and criminals from every imaginable diversity. He also includes memorable quotes from these movies. In a day when the experts are touting “laughing” as a way for finding health and happiness, and doctors are prescribing “laughter” as a stress reliever, Malcolm Kushner’s humor is destined to establish this book as “The Official Book of Mob Humor.” Decidedly entertaining. Highly recommended. A complimentary copy of this book was provided for review purposes. The opinions expressed are my own.
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