The Onion Platinum Prestige Encore Gold Premium Collector's Edition contains the first three paperback books by The Onion, America's Finest News Source: Our Dumb Century; The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Vol. 1; and Dispatches from the Tenth Circle.
This handsome gift package boasts many extraordinary and unique features, including:
Fully Turnable Pages
Easy-to-Read Black Type
Thousands of Commas
A One-of-a-Kind ISBN
Front-Wheel Drive, Dual Airbags, and Rich Leather Interior
Own the three paperback Onion classics, plus this beautiful box-three books for the price of three!