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The Orgasmic Awakening of Snow White [NOOK Book]

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Deep in the woods of the Enchanted Forest Snow White lies in-state in the cottage of the Seven Dwarves - dead by the spell cast upon her by the Ice Queen, the Wicked Witch who had always been jealous of Snow White's beauty.
Prince Charming Beefhammer arrives and kisses her frozen lips only to discover his true love has restored her life - or at least upon the area of her lips that he kissed. He kisses more of her face and then body only to discover that everywhere he places his ...
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The Orgasmic Awakening of Snow White

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Overview

Deep in the woods of the Enchanted Forest Snow White lies in-state in the cottage of the Seven Dwarves - dead by the spell cast upon her by the Ice Queen, the Wicked Witch who had always been jealous of Snow White's beauty.
Prince Charming Beefhammer arrives and kisses her frozen lips only to discover his true love has restored her life - or at least upon the area of her lips that he kissed. He kisses more of her face and then body only to discover that everywhere he places his lips - and then his tongue - the spell seems to be broken. "What if..?" he ponders even as his cock grows large and hard, he were to do more than lick her flesh with his tongue? What if he were to insert his hammer of beef and fuck her raw? Would that free her more easily from the Wicked Witch's spell?
He decides to give it his best shot, but where does that leave the dwarves - who have themselves lusted heavily after Snow White's charms - and ass - ever since they first laid eyes upon her?
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940013509016
  • Publisher: Crescent Suns eBooks
  • Publication date: 11/21/2011
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 638,660
  • File size: 153 KB

Meet the Author

Born on the mountaintops of Tennessee, greatest state in the land of the free, raised in the bars so he knew how to drink, had his first shot of whiskey when he was only three, Whiskey, Whiskey McNaughton, drinking his country dry.

(With apologies to Disney for butchering the words to The Ballad of Davey Crockett)

As old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth.

Old as dirt and twice as nasty.
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  • Posted December 14, 2011

    Fairy Tale Classic Improvement

    If hearing about Snow White and the Seven Dwarves bores you as much as it does me be sure to buy and read this book. It is nothing like the fairy tale it derives from and turns every worn out cliche on its *ss. In this remake everyone gets a piece of the action as Snow White lies waiting for the magic kiss to awaken her. Only she gets far more than a kiss - or a lick. She gets everything she's got cumming and more.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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