The Penis Name Book: A Guide to Naming Man's Best Friend [NOOK Book]

Overview

Boy, oh, boy, it's a difficult decision when it comes to naming a guy's manhood. Does one go respectable with Peter O'Toole? Or hip with the Big Lebowski? Or choose one with a little more flavor, like Charleston Chew? With so many possibilities, it could really drive a person nuts!

Lucky for those looking to nail down the perfect name for their (partner's) favorite body part, there's this book. It's a long, hard process coming up with an original name for a man's member, so this...

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The Penis Name Book: A Guide to Naming Man's Best Friend

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Overview

Boy, oh, boy, it's a difficult decision when it comes to naming a guy's manhood. Does one go respectable with Peter O'Toole? Or hip with the Big Lebowski? Or choose one with a little more flavor, like Charleston Chew? With so many possibilities, it could really drive a person nuts!

Lucky for those looking to nail down the perfect name for their (partner's) favorite body part, there's this book. It's a long, hard process coming up with an original name for a man's member, so this book doesn't beat around the bush. It pulls together 500 options, sizes them up, and helps you get down to business and choose the perfect fit.

At the end of the naming process, you will think your choice is a stroke of genius--and be relieved you're not just calling it Harry or Dick.

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781440509209
  • Publisher: F+W Media
  • Publication date: 11/18/2010
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Pages: 256
  • Sales rank: 1,255,762
  • File size: 3 MB

Meet the Author

DAVID ROSENTHAL lives in L.A. and, before writing this book, spent his time representing actors, writers, and directors at a Beverly Hills talentmanagement firm. He's had a penis his entire life.

SARYN CHORNEY is a writer and editor whose work has appeared in publications like People, the New York Post, Paper Magazine, and LAX Magazine. After dicking around in New York City for the past few years, Chorney now resides in Los Angeles.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 30, 2012

    ?

    Ok so im only 12 looking for the book a man named dave the sequel to a chixld called it this is freaking perverted

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 3, 2012

    Seriously

    Seriously the things people come up with and this is one of them. What has america come to these days...

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 1, 2014

    I love puppies 123

    I have a small penis. Want to have sex? What is ur name? Respond to mario rules and i will tell u more

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 5, 2014

    It was funny well kinda

    I give it 4 stars because it had lots of information about penises but I would have given it 5 stars if it did not talk about cutting off a mans tresure. Or that someone collects things like penises and Aberham Lincons bloodstained coler. I am a girl and if i had to date someone I personly would go with a small penis because it does not matter. I just like boys want big boobed laides because they wat to squeeze them and lick them and bite them and suck them and other yucky things so please take my advice if you want more type in *i love puppies 123* and i will write more

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 14, 2014

    At first i didnt ....

    Understand Harry because im a girl. Then i got it. Was gross.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 10, 2013

    Disgusted person

    Horrible why in the world would there be a penis name book im only 12 looking for a man named dave these people are perverted

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 9, 2013

    Bitch

    Love penis'$

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 23, 2013

    L

    Penis lala land. 140 penis books?!?!?! WEIRD!!!!!!

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