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The author has written down all of the rules that a young child might hears during his early years. (No more playing with your food. Brush your teeth. Finish your dinner before your dessert.) These are rules that we've heard as children and also have uttered as parents. I particularly like "don't stick peanuts up your nose." I must confess it reminded me of the few occasions, which as a child, I stuffed a crayon up my nose. Oh, the memories this book stirs up. Marty's silly illustrations will make kids chuckle and if they are not careful they may enjoy the rules in spite of themselves. Either because of the silly ...
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The author has written down all of the rules that a young child might hears during his early years. (No more playing with your food. Brush your teeth. Finish your dinner before your dessert.) These are rules that we've heard as children and also have uttered as parents. I particularly like "don't stick peanuts up your nose." I must confess it reminded me of the few occasions, which as a child, I stuffed a crayon up my nose. Oh, the memories this book stirs up. Marty's silly illustrations will make kids chuckle and if they are not careful they may enjoy the rules in spite of themselves. Either because of the silly illustrations or because they will recognize some of their own mischievous deeds, adults too will enjoy this book. 2000, Zino Press Children's Books, Ages 5 to 8, $12.95. Reviewer: Leila Toledo
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K-Gr 3-Escalating the wry humor shown in his previous work, Fall Is Not Easy (Zino, 1998), Kelley's multiethnic cartoons will tickle kids' fancy while the rhyming text will remind them of grown-ups' directives regarding everything from clean underwear to rubber-band guns. "Eat your peas./Don't swear or curse./Don't scratch, you'll only make it worse." The colorful illustrations depict irreverent interpretations of children breaking those rules, which range from the universally comic (as a boy "enhances" his features while playing with food) to the base (plenty of toilet and runny-nose gags). This bouncy, quick read will be a great icebreaker when talking about safety or parent relationships.-Gay Lynn Van Vleck, Henrico County Library, Glen Allen, VA Copyright 2000 Cahners Business Information.

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  • ISBN-13: 9781559332842
  • Publisher: Zino Press Children's Books
  • Publication date: 9/1/2000
  • Pages: 32
  • Sales rank: 626,682
  • Age range: 2 - 9 Years
  • Product dimensions: 7.40 (w) x 9.39 (h) x 0.36 (d)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 3, 2000

    Another winner by Marty Kelley!!

    This book should strike a familiar chord with most people - it humorously pokes fun at the rules our parents made us follow as children, and that we make our own children follow now. Marty Kelley combines some screamingly funny illustrations (there is a great one referring to wiping your nose!) with clever poetry. The cover illustration alone makes the book worthwhile! The children love it, and don't seem to mind being reminded of the rules that they must follow! What a bonus! I look forward to seeing more work by Marty Kelley!

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