The Safety Dance [NOOK Book]

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The Safety Dance ... to some a forgotten pop hit from the 1980s ... to Crispin it signifies more: a whole lot more. In his quest to uncover the hidden secret of The Safety Dance he will encounter ridicule, despair, dwarves, and the psychotic denizens of an obscure English town. Read on if you dare...

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The Safety Dance

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Overview

The Safety Dance ... to some a forgotten pop hit from the 1980s ... to Crispin it signifies more: a whole lot more. In his quest to uncover the hidden secret of The Safety Dance he will encounter ridicule, despair, dwarves, and the psychotic denizens of an obscure English town. Read on if you dare...

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940033038862
  • Publisher: Justin Cawthorne
  • Publication date: 1/27/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 453,908
  • File size: 232 KB

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As a budding writer for far too long I'm hoping 2009 will be the year that I finally beat lack of time and discipline and get writing again. Screenplays and horror fiction are my chief areas of interest, but we'll see what else comes out.


As long as it's not poetry - I'm really rubbish at poetry.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 4, 2013

    Good book

    You people should just read this short novel yourselves and write your own review to this short story. Ienjoyed reading this novel .ShelleyMA


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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 1, 2013

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    funny as hell.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 3, 2012

    Don't bother!!! Jmm 44

    It's a really wierd story!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 19, 2012

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    Interesting. Short story, just not a fan of short stories. Not enough detail for me, unique concept though.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 6, 2012

    Hi im Crispin

    Different then what the author usually writes 101 pages and dificult to understand if you havnt seen and heard the song Safety Dance but good all in all
    btw im 13

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