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Overview

Every woman who's ever been involved with a man has harbored the thought: If only he would change. It's just the way we're wired, just the way we look at love. We're deliriously happy with him in the beginning of the romantic relationship but then, ever so gradually, ever so scarily, we decide he needs to be fixed. But what if we get our wish and we do fix him? And what if it turns out that we were better off with the guy he was before we fixed him?

Meet Elizabeth Baskin, who falls in love, gets married, and discovers six years into her union that the magic is gone - or, rather, fading. Her husband Roger has grown a paunch, lost interest in sex, and seems allergic to conversation. What's a disgruntled wife to do? She could go into denial. She could drag him into therapy. Or she could take her sister's advice and consult a certain Beverly Hills doctor who is spoken about in hushed, reverent tones - a doctor to Hollywood stars whose practice is, well, a bit unconventional. After scoring an appointment with the doc, Elizabeth is convinced that she's found the secret ingredient to saving her marriage. It seems so simple, so innocent. All she has to do is slip the prescribed packet of miracle herbs into Roger's orange juice and then - presto! - she'll have him back the way he was before he started coming home from work and falling asleep in front of the television set! Little does she know that her plan will go dramatically awry and that, instead of rekindling her romance with Roger, she will find herself stuck with a man she hardly recognizes and doesn't even like. Suddenly, Elizabeth is breaking into the doctor's office, running from the law, and teaming up with a transplanted southern belle - all in a desperate attempt to restore Roger to his old, imperfect self. What she learns is that perfection - especially when it comes to husbands - is highly overrated. The question is: does her revelation come too late? Filled with Jane Heller's keen observations about relationships and her trademark sense of humor, The Secret Ingredient is another delicious novel of romance, suspense, and laughter.


About the Author:
Jane Heller promoted dozens of bestselling novelists before becoming one herself. She is the author of Cha Cha Cha, The Club, Infernal Affairs, Princess Charming, Crystal Clear, Sis Boom Bah, Name Dropping, and Female Intelligence. She lives in Beverly Hills, California, where she is at work on her next book.

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Editorial Reviews

From The Critics
A charmingly improbable love story...a creamy éclair.
Dallas Morning News
The supremely talented Ms. Heller delivers snappy wit, lush romance, and plenty of surprises…just the thing to spark a romantic adventure of your own.
Woman's Own
Riotous… hilarious, but also ruefully dead-on in depicting the dangers of not appreciating one's mate—warts and all.
Publishers Weekly
Heller proves once again that she has breeziness down to an artful science…readers will come for the fast pace and the fun, of which there’s plenty.
Boston Globe
Jane Heller is feisty, funny, and fully in control in NAME DROPPING…a great story.
Dayton Daily News
Love and mystery are part of the tale, which is peppered with one-liners and the down-to-earth observations that have become Heller's trademark.
People
As much Sex and the City as I Love Lucy...saucy heroine and screwball plot add up to a romp.
USA Today
A charmingly improbable love story…a creamy éclair.
Journal Gazette
What makes Heller’s material engaging is her seemingly endless sense of humor, her knack for creating suspense that lures—rather than repels—readers, and her keen attention to character development. NAME DROPPING has all of those traits…a tale of adventure, intrigue, murder, and hilarity that is seamless from beginning to end.
Publishers Weekly - Publisher's Weekly
Frothy as a double latte with extra foam, Heller's latest romantic satire (after Female Intelligence) playfully follows the misadventures of Elizabeth Baskin, a dissatisfied wife searching for a magic potion to revitalize her husband, Roger, only to discover that quick fixes can be disastrous. She's a finicky hotel field inspector spy for AMLP, America's Most Luxurious Properties, who's almost ready to downgrade her own marriage as uninhabitable. Roger, an overworked real estate lawyer, has developed a paunch, a bald spot and a penchant for going to bed at 11 instead of making love till dawn. He drools and drops crumbs everywhere when he eats, and she yearns for the old romance of their first meeting when he rescued her from a breakdown on the "dreaded 405," a Southern California freeway. Brenda, who's Elizabeth's well-meaning sister and a celebrity-obsessed journalist, suggests Dr. Gordon Farkus, a Beverly Hills "specialist in life enhancement." Elizabeth buys into the trendy hocus-pocus and purchases a "stud stimulant" to drop into her hubby's fresh-squeezed orange juice, but in her eagerness to rev up Rog, she overdoses him and suddenly her sweet but dull husband becomes a sexy but terribly self-absorbed hunk no woman can resist. Mortified by the havoc she's wrought, Elizabeth decides to ask for the antidote, only to discover the notorious "life enhancer" has split town. Featuring fun-filled shenanigans played out against L.A. area and resort backdrops, not to mention some rugged adventures on nearby Mt. Baldy, the novel zips along like the latest issue of People and packs the punch of a big bite of pink cotton candy good for a sticky smile on a lazy afternoon. Agent, Ellen Levine. Author tour. (Feb. 11) Copyright 2001 Cahners Business Information.
Publishers Weekly
Sex in the morning, sex with tea and sex in the evening it's always well-scrubbed, perfumed and always engaged in at the snobbiest addresses, by beautiful people wearing Calvin Klein and Victoria's Secret skivvies beneath their glitzy couturier labels. This American debut by the author of four erotic bestsellers in the U.K. serves fair warning that there's a new sexy romance queen panting at the gates, with one difference: Bagshawe doesn't try to sugarcoat her characters' ruthless, selfish or venal behavior, giving her story a witty edge. Silly but rich British heiress Diana Verity marries a ruthless U.K. commoner and publishing enfant terrible, Ernie Foxton, dreaming of the adventure of moving to New York as the hostess with the mostest befitting her hubby's newfound position as CEO of the Blakely's publishing empire. Founder of Green Eggs Books, Michael Cicero is a chauvinistic, womanizing self-made publisher whose classic children's books, formerly out-of-print, are flying off the shelves. Finding her husband in bed with an Oriental dominatrix in her own bedroom, Diana walks out on him, only to be skewered in a vicious divorce. Michael also becomes a victim when he makes a deal with Foxton, who misleads him into thinking he is entering into a partnership. The wronged duo join up to deal in electronic games and after a few setbacks, lots of shopping and name dropping, and plenty of explicit, devilishly prurient sex manage to get back on their feet (pun intended). Designing Women meets The Wife of Bath's Tale in this blithely erotic name-dropping romp through Tiffany's, Cartier and an entire Yellow Pages of designer showrooms and posh eateries. (Apr.) Forecast: With a bit more push and flashier packaging (perhaps in paperback?), this title could hit the big time Jackie Collins, watch out! Copyright 2001 Cahners Business Information.
Kirkus Reviews
A Manhattan spree from British author Bagshawe, last spotted (Triple Feature, 1997) in Hollywood having a lot more fun. Diana Verity can stop pretending she works for a living and give up her pointless jobette with British Vogue. She's going to marry Ernie Foxton, who's been tapped to run Blakely's, an old-fashioned New York publishing house, and turn it into a lean, mean, international book machine. He's a cutthroat businessman with a bottom line where his heart ought to be, but guileless Diana hasn't figured that out yet and, with Ernie's millions, she plans to climb the social ladder. In Bagshawe's fantasy Manhattan, Fifth Avenue socialites actually cross the park to visit the newcomer on Central Park West and introduce her to the mad whirl of glamorous charity benefits. Too bad Ernie has a dirty secret that's going to ruin everything: he likes to be dominated by cruel little women in spike heels, office assistant Mira Chen being his favorite until Diana catches them in the act. Snubbed for her naivete by her so-called friends and forced to slum it in a small apartment, she finds a job and a hero: Michael Cicero, Bronx-born stud and publisher of classy children's books. When not dazzling various adoring women with his amazing sexual prowess, Michael makes a deal with the devil-Ernie Foxton, who plots a takeover of Michael's fledgling but highly profitable press. Even though Blakely's hasn't published any bestsellers since he took over, Ernie hopes to hang on to fabulous book-biz perks like his very own jet (another Bagshawe fantasy), and he's been altering sales figures and accounts to cover his tracks. Can anyone stop him? Yes! And honest, handsome, horny Michael throws Diana over hisshoulder and makes her wildest dreams come true while he's at it. Dated in tone, glitz galore-and innumerable plugs for luxury goodies.
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"The supremely talented Ms. Heller delivers snappy wit, lush romance, and plenty of surprises...just the thing to spark a romantic adventure of your own." -Dallas Morning News

"Riotous... hilarious, but also ruefully dead-on in depicting the dangers of not appreciating one's mate-warts and all." -Woman's Own

Woman's Own - Woman's Own (May 2002)
Six years after saying, "I do," Elizabeth Baskin discovers that her sexy soulmate Roger has become a self-absorbed, pot-bellied, passionless slob. Her solution: slipping him a magic herbal potion guaranteed by a Beverly Hills doctor to turn Roger back into Prince Charming. The potion works too well: Roger not only wants her, but every other woman to cross his path. The Secret Ingredient is hilarious, but also ruefully dead-on in depicting the dangers of not appreciating one's mate-warts and all.
People Newspapers (Dallas) - People Newspapers (Dallas) (February 14, 2002)
The Secret Ingredient explores the critical time in a relationship when things get stale and a partner begins to look for some ingredient to re-ignite the passions. Heller's heroine finds a secret herb that guarantees her husband will be transformed into his previously sexy self; but the potion goes awry, leaving her with an over-the-top man she didn't plan for and leading her to the realization that she loved the flawed man she married.
The Dallas Morning News - The Dallas Morning News (February 11, 2002)
Romance would be so much easier if we could just fix our partners, now wouldn't it? That's the emotionally risky premise behind Jane Heller's latest romantic comedy, The Secret Ingredient. The supremely talented Ms. Heller delivers snappy wit, lush romance and plenty of surprises in the story of Elizabeth Baskin, an unhappy wife who calls on the "stud stimulant" offered by a Beverly Hills doctor to help save her stuck-in-a-rut marriage. The magic potion doesn't bring exactly the results that Eli
New and Used Books.Com - New and Used Books.Com (February 5, 2002)
When she married her spouse Roger six years ago, Elizabeth Baskin thought he was an eleven in a male ranking system that tops out at ten. As an undercover field agent for luxurious properties, she seeks perfection in the hotels she clandestinely canvases. Elizabeth expects the same in her personal life. Thus, she decides she must renovate her heavier and lazier real estate attorney spouse so that instead of him sleeping away the night....they make love.
Publishers Weekly - Publishers Weekly (December 10, 2001)
Frothy as a double latte with extra foam, Heller's latest romantic satire playfully follows the misadventures of Elizabeth Baskin, a dissatisfied wife searching for a magic potion to revitalize her husband, Roger, only to discover that quick fixes can be disastrous.... Featuring fun-filled shenanigans played out against L.A. area and resort backdrops, the novel zips along like the latest issue of People and packs the punch of a big bite of cotton candy-good for a sticky smile on a lazy afternoon
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780312261726
  • Publisher: St. Martin's Press
  • Publication date: 2/9/2002
  • Edition description: First Edition
  • Edition number: 1
  • Pages: 336
  • Product dimensions: 6.00 (w) x 9.40 (h) x 1.10 (d)

Meet the Author

Jane Heller promoted dozens of bestselling authors before becoming one herself. She is the author of Cha Cha Cha, The Club, Infernal Affairs, Princess Charming, Crystal Clear, Sis Boom Bah, Name Dropping, Female Intelligence, and the forthcoming Lucky Stars. She lives in Los Angeles, California, where she is at work on her next book.

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Chapter One


Bye, Roger. I'm off to the airport," I said to my husband one Tuesday morning in March. (I've decided to begin the story here because it's the morning I became aware that I wanted to kill Roger. Well, not kill him, exactly. Just slap him around a little.) "Roger?"

    There was no response from him. Not even the slightest flicker. It was as if he were alone in our three-bedroom house on the corner of fifteenth and Idaho in Santa Monica, as if he didn't have a wife of six years who was about to leave on a business trip, as if he had morphed from a husband who takes his marital responsibilities seriously into a husband who takes his marital responsibilities for granted. Such a shame, wasn't it? Especially after our dreamy start on that freeway?

    "Roger," I tried again. "I said goodbye."

    He was sitting at the kitchen counter, reading the L.A. Times, drinking coffee, and eating an English muffin. There were crumbs everywhere, including those pesky little seeds that regularly slough off the underside of English muffins. I was itching to grab the nearest Dustbuster, but there wasn't time. I was running late. The Town Car from Ascot Limo was picking me up any minute to take me to LAX.

    "Oh, are you going now, hon?" he said sweetly, innocently, turning his head in my direction at last, answering with a mouthful of food. His question sounded more like Ohyougonaha? I often thought of hiring a translator for those precious moments when Roger spoke while he ate.

    "Yes. I'm taking a nine o'clock flight, remember?" I had only told him that ten thousand times.

    "When will you be back?"

    "Thursday night," I replied impatiently. I had told him that too. I'd told him where I was going and what time I was going and when I would be home, but he hadn't been paying attention. Not for a long time. When we were first married, he hung on my every word, not to mention hung up his clothes, and now he did neither. He was always too busy, too tired, too something, and, as a result, I was always carping. "I really wish you'd listen to me when I talk to you, Roger."

    He took a sip of coffee. Slurped it, actually. A renegade drop dribbled down the side of his mug onto the counter. I hated how tempted I was to wipe it up.

    "And I really wish you wouldn't go off on a trip on such a harsh note," he countered. "Besides, I do listen to you when you talk to me. I'm allowed to forget the details, aren't I?"

    He honestly didn't get it, didn't get the disconnect that had occurred between us. Or if he did, he didn't want to face it—or, God forbid, have a conversation about it.

    "You never used to forget the details," I said wistfully.

    "Sorry, hon. You know how tied up with work I've been."

    Tied up with work. Ha! Roger had become a card-carrying workaholic. When we were first married, he couldn't wait to get away from the office so he could be with me. Now, the reverse was true, or at least it seemed that way.

    "Is it really work, Roger?" I said. "Is that what's distracting you? Or is it that the thrill is gone? That our marriage is in trouble?"

    "Elizabeth. Don't start that again."

    "Why not? You've changed. I can't help that I notice it."

    "I haven't changed. It's just ... just ... I don't know ... reality, I guess. People get bogged down by the routine of marriage, the everyday-ness of marriage, the blah-blah-blah of going to the office and dealing with the house and figuring out whether it's our turn to have the neighbors over. It can't be the way it was when we were first married. It never is."

    "That's not true. There are plenty of couples who've been married a long time but act like they're still on their honeymoon."

    "Name one."

    I thought for a minute, taking a quick inventory of all our friends, many of whom were no longer our friends because they'd gotten divorced, remarried, and moved on to other friends. "I can't. Not right this second. But that doesn't mean there aren't any."

    "Elizabeth." He said this with a patronizing tone. "I appreciate that you have high standards and demand the best of everything and everybody, but marriage isn't a honeymoon. It isn't supposed to be."

    "I don't believe that. I refuse to believe that. Maybe what's really going on between us is that you're having an affair."

    First, he did the jaw drop. Next, he did the eyebrow arch. Then, he did that thing people do with their neck where they sort of extend it forward and hold it there, to register their shock and disbelief—and buy time.

    "Nice stall," I said.

    "I'm not stalling," he said. "I'm just stunned by your question. I'm processing it."

    "What's to process? A yes or no will do."

    "Elizabeth. What's gotten into you?" He shook his head, so as to indicate that he thought I was emotionally unstable. "Of course I'm not."

    "Not what?"

    "Having an affair, for God's sake!"

    "Would you tell me if you were?"

    "Okay, stop this." He put his hand up, like a school crossing guard. His palm was smudged with newsprint. His fingertips were glistening with margarine. The cuff of his shirt revealed a small coffee stain. I had an impulse to haul him over to the sink and hose him down. I'm sorry I didn't remember what time your flight is leaving this morning. I'm sorry I didn't remember when you're scheduled to come home. I'm sorry if you feel I haven't been as attentive as I should be. But I am not having an affair. I am in love with my wife. And I would appreciate it if she would let me finish my breakfast."

    "Sure. Okay. Fine."

    The truth is, I didn't really suspect him of having an affair, despite my accusation. When men have affairs, they generally dress spiffier, log in more time at the gym, wear too much cologne. Roger, on the other hand, had slacked off in the area of his personal grooming. Remember the lean and rangy guy who'd rescued me on the 405? Well, sorry to report that he had sprouted baby jowls, not to mention an actual gut. Plus, the hair on his head was beginning to thin while the hair in his nose was beginning to grow, and don't even get me started on his hopelessly dated wardrobe. No, I didn't think he was cheating on me. I was just trying to be provocative in an effort to shake him up, get him juiced, snap him out of his coma, rekindle his old spark. I would have been devastated if he'd admitted he'd been sleeping around. He'd been acting like a clod lately, but he was my clod.

    "I love you too, you know," I said out loud, inching my way over to him. "That's why it hurts me so much that we've drifted apart."

    "We haven't drifted apart. I'm right here, hon." He smiled, showing off the dimpled grin that had made me weak-kneed at our first meeting.

    "If we haven't drifted apart, then why does it feel as if we're just going through the motions?" I said. "Can you deny that we don't even communicate?" Sure, I knew relationships went through stages, passages, whatever you want to call them; that the adrenaline rush didn't last forever. But I wasn't ready to forfeit excitement for contentment. Not yet, anyway.

    "We're not drifting apart and we're not going through the motions and we communicate as well as can be expected," said Roger.

    "As well as can be expected? What's that supposed to mean?" I said, my stomach twisting as it always did when we fought.

    He swatted the newspaper at some invisible bug. "Don't put me on the defensive, Elizabeth. I hate when you do that."

    "Then tell me what you meant by that last remark."

    "Nothing. Let's just forget I said it."

    I was about to argue that I couldn't forget it and why should I forget it and once people say something it's too late to take it back, but I heard the doorbell.

    "There's the car," I said. "I've got to go. I'll call you when I get to Seattle."

    "Right."

    "Right? Is that the best you can do? What if my plane crashes and 'right' turns out to be your final word to me? Is that your idea of communication, Roger? Is it? Because I remember a time when you said beautiful words to me—words full of poetry and depth and intimacy. What happened to them, huh? Tell me that, if you can." I had become unhinged and it was unattractive of me, but the guy was making me nuts.

    "Elizabeth." Roger extended his hand to me.

    "What?"

    "Come here."

    "Why?"

    "Because I don't think you should leave like this."

    "How should I leave then?"

    "By walking over here and letting me kiss you goodbye."

    Letting him—oh, well, why not, I figured, surprised and delighted that he was the one initiating the physical intimacy for a change. He had said "kiss," so my assumption was that our lips would make contact and that our tongues might even get involved. For a couple who hadn't had sex in months, that was pretty hot stuff.

    "Roger," I murmured, my voice softening, my body relaxing. I sidled up to him, rubbed his thigh, and puckered up.

    "Travel safely, hon," he said, then deposited a dry little peck on my cheek.

    Yeah, on my cheek. How about that for heat, huh? Now, do you see what I'm talking about?

    Where was the passion? The lust? The saliva? Where was the man who was so demonstrative when we were in the throes of our courtship? The man who claimed I turned him on, rang his chimes, lit his fire? The man who was so gallant, so chivalrous, so endearing the day he picked me up on that damn freeway? Was he still in there, still inside that body? Or had he been replaced by somebody's old-fart uncle? He was only forty at that point—just two years my senior and hardly ready to be carted off to an assisted living facility. So where was the guy I married? How was I going to save him? How was I going to save us?


Excerpted from THE SECRET INGREDIENT by Jane Heller. Copyright © 2002 by Jane Heller. Excerpted by permission. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.


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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 10, 2002

    Such a Fun Read to Pass on to Friends

    This was my first Jane Heller book. My Mom insisted that I read it and I have since passed it on. It is a laugh out loud fun read and I can't wait to read another book by Jane Heller. This book will make you appreciate your husband!!

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 17, 2008

    Great!!

    This book is so wonderful. Very hilarious. A true story of 'Be Careful of What You Wish For!'

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 9, 2008

    Hilarious

    Made me feel so great even in my down times. I was continuously laughing out loud and I was disappointed that it ended. It was my first Jane Heller book and it surely won't be my last. The woman is a genious!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 5, 2008

    A fascinating and captivating read!

    A wonderful new blend of a creative (and moral) plot, with her unique strokes of humor embellished through out. A masterful accomplishment, indeed. I've not considered myself an avid 'reader' - but rarely does any author cause me to root to the sofa and read (their) book from front to back in less than 24 hours. This capability alone - certainly speaks volumes. (pardon the pun) Many blessings to you, Ms Heller.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 4, 2007

    my first by Heller... she gets better

    This was a fun and cute plot got a few good laughs out of it and she had slight depth and charm with it. However, the plot is a little 'out there' so it's not her finest. I'm glad I continued to read her however because some of her other titles have been very enjoyable. I like her conversational tone of writing.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 8, 2005

    Not that good

    The plot is good. But the author's writing style was poor. It was way too predictable. I don't if it's intentional, but the author is actually feeding the readers cues of what is going to happen next, especially at the end of each chapter. It's a good thing I bought this at a bargain price.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 31, 2003

    Light Entertaining Read

    This book is a fun entertaining read. It is a great vacation book or to read when you don't want to read anything to serious and want to laugh. I really enjoyed it. I would recommend it. I've only read a couple other Jane Heller books but I am looking forward to reading them all.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 18, 2002

    Very good and different

    This is the first book that I've read from Jane Heller. It was very good and had a different story line. I had a hard time putting it down. I defiently recommend this book. I now will try more of her books.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 1, 2002

    Hilarious and fun all the way through!!!

    I loved this book--it was great--can't wait for her next one to some out!!!

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