The Sex Swing Rental [NOOK Book]

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See Sheila, see how smart Sheila is at working her trade--the world's oldest.

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The Sex Swing Rental

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Overview

See Sheila, see how smart Sheila is at working her trade--the world's oldest.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940011196881
  • Publisher: Ernest Winchester
  • Publication date: 2/1/2011
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 51,322
  • File size: 181 KB

Meet the Author


I must in all honesty, update this entry, for I stumbled onto the magic key to post a story on Smashwords. It was operator error not one of the poltergeist that I’m sure came preloaded in my computer that prevents me from getting what I want from it. For those of you who didn’t read this bio before—which I’m sure includes the rest of the world’s population—I repeat: I am an old man who loves to write. I started decades ago—the exact number is irrelevant—on a cast iron framed manual typewriter that would now serve little purpose beyond a boat anchor. I love composing fiction on the computer, mainly because of the spell check feature. Why someone who can’t spell worth a damn wants to write, I’ll never be able to explain. I take solace in the knowledge that some well-known writers throughout history were so afflicted. However, I must confess, that is about as far as I can go into this—to me—frightening world of cyberspace. I don’t have accounts on face book (wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot pole. Almost nightly the news is filled with stories of people murdered by people they have contacted there.) I feel the same way about Myspace, a blog or personal web site. I don’t tweet or twit or what ever that is. That really seems silly--just call them and talk! So I’ll be contented to write and enjoy retirement until the final heartbeat or wayward city buss runs me over.


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Customer Reviews

Average Rating 2.5
( 136 )
Rating Distribution

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(29)

4 Star

(5)

3 Star

(24)

2 Star

(31)

1 Star

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  • Posted August 8, 2011

    Wow

    I thought there would be more action.

    3 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted April 27, 2011

    Bomb....

    This short story gave me five minutes of fun....then I was over it. If you have to pay for this book I'd say don't bother but since it's free...

    3 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 10, 2012

    Help

    Come to christ john 3-16 tim tebow

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 17, 2012

    Who wants

    Who want to cuddly up on the couch with my friend? She needs it!!!!!!!!

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 19, 2011

    Sex swing sucked.

    This was somewhat of soft core erotica. I was expecting something more and the experience was a complete letdown. Don't waste your time in reading this, not worth it.

    2 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 4, 2011

    Its stupid but.......

    Its stupidly funny

    2 out of 7 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 18, 2012

    Sex

    Who whats there penus up my virgania? I need sex boys adderess 344 wyoming 5 th street

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 3, 2012

    D

    Why read things like this Satan is gaining control sadly

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 4, 2012

    0

    Don.t bother

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted September 1, 2011

    just not good

    Not good, At least it was short

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted July 18, 2011

    Don't!!!

    There is no point in the story.. boring too..

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 19, 2014

    Good

    Good but i like it a little rougher

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  • Anonymous

    Posted October 29, 2012

    Why are 10 year olds reading this ?

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 26, 2012

    I GOT A BONER THE SIZE OF A BANNANA!!!!

    IM 10

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 22, 2012

    Nook sex

    How do u have nook sex

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 13, 2012

    Jonathon

    First of all who is the owner of the slave store

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 6, 2012

    Read

    I masturbated on my nook while reading this

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 31, 2012

    to TO ALL MALES URGENT

    I will be ur master

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 13, 2012

    To johnathon

    Slave result two. Im up for auction. I want you to be my master.

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 23, 2012

    From jade

    Nice name Nick

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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