The Smart Aleck's Guide to Naughty Playground Songs and Children's Folklore [NOOK Book]

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"The folk process is how a song about making a violin out of a dead body evolves into a song about pooping your overalls over the course of 300 years."

The staff who brought you the acclaimed SMART ALECK'S GUIDE TO AMERICAN HISTORY (Random House 2009) is back with a look at the history of the songs and jokes you repeated when the teacher wasn't around, from Miss Suzy and her steam boat to the numerous songs about killing teachers, eating underwear, and coming down with the case of diarrhea, with an additional ...
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The Smart Aleck's Guide to Naughty Playground Songs and Children's Folklore

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Overview

"The folk process is how a song about making a violin out of a dead body evolves into a song about pooping your overalls over the course of 300 years."

The staff who brought you the acclaimed SMART ALECK'S GUIDE TO AMERICAN HISTORY (Random House 2009) is back with a look at the history of the songs and jokes you repeated when the teacher wasn't around, from Miss Suzy and her steam boat to the numerous songs about killing teachers, eating underwear, and coming down with the case of diarrhea, with an additional look at the dirty jokes, ghost stories, pranks and customs that have been passed from kid to kid for generations. Tracing many songs back hundreds of years (while debunking myths about the "origins" of others) using data from their popular PLAYGROUND JUNGLE blog, the guide is fascinating, hilarious, and will bring back memories for everyone. Those jokes are older than you thought!

With their usual "brainy but lighthearted" approach, theSmart Aleck Staff's latest guide includes fascinating looks at the history and mythology surrounding "Miss Mary Mack," "Miss Suzy Had a Steamboat," "Me Chinese, Me Play Joke," "A Boy's Occupation," "Ring Around the Rosie" (which was not about the plague, but may have been about a prostitute), and dozens more, examining their variations, evolution, and origins in soldier slang, 18th century tavern songs and ancient folk ballads.

In addition to rhymes, songs, and jokes, the staff delves into common ghost stories, as well as customs like "Jinx," "Light as a Feather Stiff as a Board," and "Cooties," with side trips along the way into the evolution of the word "poop," the various synonyms for "level" used by video game players in the '80s, and the history of fart jokes, plus the staff's trademark hilarious "assignments" and "experiments to try at home." A fascinating history lesson and a great nostalgia trip for children of the 80s, in particular, though it' will surely bring back memories for anyone who ever spent any time at a school or camp.

This full-length ebook (over 50,000 words) contains an active table of contents, active internal links, and a handy active index of first lines, as well as an appendix full of original songs such as "Drink Your Juice (or You'll Get Scurvy)" and "Glumpy, The Elf Who Sawed His Leg Off." A wonderful resource for writers - or anyone who wants to be the hit of their next party.

Praise for THE SMART ALECK'S GUIDE TO AMERICAN HISTORY:
"Speeding along on humor, Daily Show-style,…the irreverent, often laugh-out-loud approach should win over reluctant readers." - Publisher's Weekly

"In the style of acclaimed writers Jon Stewart (The Daily Show) and Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report), this witty, comedic and appealing volume is sure to appeal" - School Library Journal

"Pretty darn entertaining…valuable lessons about info-literacy…will enlighten, entertain, and might well motivate students to go on to check out in-depth books" - Richie's Picks

"Wacky, irreverent….Mark Twain would have loved it" - Florida Times Union

"This title makes history come alive by adding a little silliness and a lot of sarcasm and humor. Often witty and clever" - American Library Association
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940012993779
  • Publisher: Open Et
  • Publication date: 9/4/2011
  • Series: Smart Aleck's Guide , #3
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 802 KB

Meet the Author

Adam Selzer and the Smart Aleck Staff write kids books for a living, and also write text books. In a way. With this and THE SMART ALECK'S GUIDE TO GRAVE ROBBING, they inaugurate a series of ebooks to supplement the print titles.
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  • Posted September 18, 2011

    Miss Suzy had a steam boat...

    I really liked the original Smart Aleck's Guide to History. This isn't QUITE as good, but there's some really cool stuff in it! Left out a bunch that I remember. Maybe volume 2?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 5, 2011

    Memory Lane!

    Like a trip down memory lane. I'm a child of the 90's, not the 80's, but we did a lot of the same stuff. And if this book is right, so did the children of the 50's! And the children of the 1890s, too. Really neat and funny. Love the original blog.

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