The Superheroes Union: Dynama [NOOK Book]

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What if your evil ex really was evil?

TJ Gutierrez used to be a superhero. But after the birth of her twins seven years ago, she hung up the yellow spandex. Until the day her archenemy and ex-husband, Singularity, breaks out of prison. When it becomes clear he's after the kids, she's forced to call the nanny helpline—and once again become...Dynama!

Annmarie Smith doesn't have a superpower. She saves the world...

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Overview


What if your evil ex really was evil?

TJ Gutierrez used to be a superhero. But after the birth of her twins seven years ago, she hung up the yellow spandex. Until the day her archenemy and ex-husband, Singularity, breaks out of prison. When it becomes clear he's after the kids, she's forced to call the nanny helpline—and once again become...Dynama!

Annmarie Smith doesn't have a superpower. She saves the world by keeping kids safe while their parents fight evil.

She temporarily moves in with TJ, and the way the magnetic mama puts family first captures Annmarie's respect, and maybe her heart—even though she knows better than to fall for a superhero. Still, it's hard to resist their wicked chemistry. Kapow!

But they can only hide from the world for so long. When Singularity's quest for custody puts the kids' lives in danger, can the two women conquer the evil villain and save TJ's family—all before their first date?

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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9781426894251
  • Publisher: Carina Press
  • Publication date: 8/20/2012
  • Series: Superheroes Union
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Edition description: Original
  • Sales rank: 593,857
  • File size: 347 KB

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TJ and the Invincible Woman were headed down the skyscraper-lined street when TJ's phone rang. They were supposed to lure a giant bipedal shark on legs—one of the Iron Fist Guild's pet projects, according to Control—toward the pier, but the ringtone was "Conjunction Junction," which she really couldn't ignore.

"I've got to take a call, Vincy," she said, her collar-mic automatically transmitting the words to her partner in the air. "How you doing up there?"

The cops had diverted the early-afternoon traffic from State Street, but plenty of pedestrians remained gawking at the monster, which was to TJ's advantage. Her modest jog—pacing the creature's ponderous steps—made her look like any of a dozen rubberneckers doing the same thing.

Hiding in plain sight was her MO as the Hidden Hand, no matter how many superhero groupies insisted she must have the power of invisibility. Who needed invisibility? The ability to move things with her mind had always been far more useful, from sneaking out of her bedroom window as a teenager to flying.

She carefully kept the Invincible Woman floating out in front of the land shark while she fished her phone out of her pocket. Vincy was being the carrot, staying mostly out of reach until TJ brought her darting in to attack. It didn't matter that punching, kicking, tearing or even full-body blows wouldn't do significant damage to the creature. They still hurt it, so it kept going after her, while Vincy didn't even bruise her knuckles.

Her voice was slightly tinny through TJ's earpiece. "I'm good—nothing really changes till we hit the bay. I'll shout if things get out of hand." Thank God Vincy wasn't one of those prima donnas who believed that if you didn't wear spandex and take the limelight, you weren't really a superhero.

And of course, since you aren't really a superhero, you should shut up and take orders from your betters. Bullshit. Genes might make you a metahuman, but using those metahuman powers for good, that made you a superhero.

And if you were an asshole, all wearing a costume did was make you an asshole in a costume.

TJ answered the phone on the last ring while doing an awkward skip-step around some soup cans and other potential ankle-breakers littering the sidewalk. Somebody must have dropped their groceries in shock. "This is TJ Gutierrez, what can I do for you?"

"Hello, Mrs. Gutierrez. This is Lindsay Santos, the school nurse."

Of course it was. The nurse was the only person at the school who couldn't seem to remember that she was Ms. Gutierrez, thank you. TJ had finally given up.

"I'm afraid I have Marisol sitting in my office with a fever of 102. We'll need you to come pick her up."

TJ flung the Invincible Woman's blue-costumed form at the shark's sensitive gill slits. From the ground, she couldn't see exactly how Vincy used the opportunity—she just dragged her out of the way again a few seconds later. Impressive teeth snapped at Vincy, but TJ kept her out of range and continued moving her partner steadily toward the pier. "Of course. I'll be right there."

"She'll be waiting in my office. Just give the front desk your name, and be sure to have your ID with you."

TJ resisted the urge to grind her teeth. She appreciated the school's caution with her kids, but it wasn't like she didn't know the drill by now, and she was falling behind while her attention was split.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 5, 2014

    Bearclaws bio aka emma

    I am wolverines daughter with jean so i am one of the most powerful mutants ever but my mom abandonned me so Magnio the younger one took me in amdhelped me grow up till i was 26 but when i was 26i lokked like i was 14 cause wolverine and i heal quickly but the cost is developing slowly so i have the healing power an the claws but i dont have the adamantium so i have straight brown hair and blue eyes and im normal heightand skinny but also very muscular not as jacked as wolverine i have the super strength cause th more we heal the stronger we get but it doesnt sow as much as i does on logan nicely tanned and i have a best freind witb superspeed named dakota and he code name is triple s long story shes short has long blonde hair very skinny but long legs we are both timed in the younger time with micheafassbender and james mcavoys characters not ian mckellen and sir patrick stewart

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 11, 2014

    Blaze's bio

    Name: Blaze. Secret identity: Nick parker. Special fact: Spider-man's cousin. Powers: Can control fire. Likes: Heat, mustard, curry, ice. Dislikes: Water, ketchup, meatballs. Backstory: Slipped into radioactive sponge burning. Got powers.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 11, 2014

    Quistion

    Are we allowed to make up r own superheros???

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 8, 2014

    Aquaman bio

    Name: Arthur Joseph Curry/Orin. King of Atlantis. Hair color: Blonde. Eye color: blue. Powers: superhuman strength,endurance, durability,reflexes,agility,dexterity,healing and senses. Superhuman swimming. Can talk to marine life. Can speak any language. Can breath underwater. Married to Mera queen of atlantis. Suit: orange atlantean chainmail. Green tights. Gold belt with atlantean symbol. Weapon: Trident

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 8, 2014

    Bat girl

    Name bat girl. Looks gold eyes with a mask a cape and suit black hair with gold streaks. Prrsonality nice strong can stand up gor her self

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 10, 2014

    Slade wilson bio

    Slade wilson. Uses swords dual pistols. Part of the A.S.I.S. Has aproblem with people who are annoying and slow at learning.

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