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MY FATHER WAS A stuffy man.
That is not meant as criticism but rather to be the truth. It is the word that best fit him. Stuffy. He always wore dark suits and ugly ties, and was forever pursing his lips and wrinkling up his forehead before he said anything. "Is that you?" my mother would call when he came home. Then he'd purse his lips and there would go his forehead and after a while he'd say: "Yes, my dear." He always called her that—"my dear"; never her real name, which was Katherine. And I was always Raymond.
It's easiest to begin with my father rather than my mother or Grandmother Rae for the simple reason that I knew less about him than the others. We lived side by side in the same house for many years, but I never really got to know him. That again isn't meant to be criticism; it was just the way things worked out.
Because, in the first place, he was a lot older than I was, being forty when I was born. And he was not the kind who enjoyed walking along the beach or playing catch out in the back yard by the ravine. He was a scholar, and I guess a good one, for he was far and away the most famous person at Athens College in Athens, Illinois, which is where he taught all his life. He got famous because he was an important figure in the Euripides revival that took place in the earlier part of this, the twentieth century, which should go a long way toward explaining how I happened to get stuck with the middle name I unfortunately possess. I suppose he had visions of me becoming a Greek scholar like himself, and if that had happened, my name would have been a winner: Raymond Euripides Trevitt. But such did not turn out to be the case.
My father didn't have a sense of humor; he never laughed much, and there was hardly a thing about him you could call amusing. Except maybe the bedtime stories he used to tell me. Whereas most kids got Mother Goose or along those lines, I got the Greek tragedies. "Go to bed now, Raymond, and I'll tell you the story of Medea." Or Antigone. Or Hippolytus. Before I was seven, I knew the plots to all those Greek plays. And if you happen to, then you know that they're not for kiddies, being crammed full of sex, blood, murder, etc. Well, those were my bedtime stories, but the way my father told them, with his careful, very clipped way of speaking, they never came out dirty at all.
As I said, he was a scholar and so were his friends, also teachers from the college and nice enough, I suppose, in their own way. We never had big parties at our house, but only small gatherings of three or four couples who sat around, chatting softly and sipping dry wine. At the start, when I was very little, my father used to trot me down for a visit, which always ended with me telling the plot of one of the Greek plays. "'Gweat heavens,' dipus scweamed. 'My wife is my muvver.'" And I guess it was pretty cute at that, what with me being so young, because they'd always applaud before shipping me back upstairs.
All that ended, though, when I was six or seven, seeing as by that time they had heard me say all the plots and I hadn't advanced much in my studies. I never was a scholar, especially about Greek plays, and it was at this time that my father and I parted company. For he was wise enough to know that I could never follow in his footsteps, so he just let me try to make my own.
But, of course, the thing for which I'll always remember my father was what happened with the guppies.
Which isn't fair, I know, since it wasn't typical of him at all. I should think of him sitting in his study at his big brown desk, sucking on a pipe, his head almost lost behind the wall of books that was always piled up there. I should, but I don't. I think life works that way, though. We are not remembered for what we are, not for an action that portrays us truly, but more often for some little thing, some one-time wonder when we crossed, just for a minute, outside of the natural orbit of our lives.
And so, I always remember my father and the guppies.
They were his guppies. There was never any question about that. He bought them for himself and he kept them in his study along with all the books. He put them against the wall in front of his desk and many is the time I walked by his open study door and saw him, sitting quiet, just staring off at something I knew to be them.
A guppy, and I haven't seen one in fifteen years so therefore this is strictly from memory, is a fish. A little fish, I suppose tropical, and you keep them in a big rectangular bowl. They are beautiful, guppies are, being more than one color and sort of shiny when they happen to swim through a sunbeam.
And if my father loved those guppies, I know I did too. I loved them as much as I loved my first dog, Baxter—all my dogs I have named Baxter after that first one—but I couldn't tell you why. Because there's nothing you can do with a guppy but just sit there and watch it. Which is what I'd do on rainy afternoons when my father was away at the college. I'd go into his study, pull myself up in his big chair, rest my chin in my hands, and stare at them. And if they knew I was there, they made no show of it, for all they ever did was just swim around and around and around in their own little glass world.
In the years that have passed since it happened I have wondered and thought many times about why I loved them so much. The only answer I can come up with is this: they seemed so goddam happy just swimming around and around. I suppose a guppy knows what he is and never did one die of hubris which, by the way, is a Greek word that you can't translate into English except by saying that it sort of means pride. Wanting too much. It's the reason dipus got into all that trouble and why Antigone got hers. Hubris. That's why. You could put guppies in a huge pool or in a little dish and they'd still swim around and around, happy, I think, and never complaining. They'd found the handle. Which is more than most of us can say.
And one hot, rainy afternoon I was sitting in my father's chair, watching them. Having just eaten lunch I was feeling pretty at peace with the world when, for some reason, I got to wondering if guppies ever were hungry. I clambered down from the chair, walked over, and stuck my nose against the glass, staring at them cross-eyed. Then I ran and asked my mother, who was sipping tea with Mrs. O'Brien, a neighbor from a couple of houses down. When I asked her, my mother smiled at me, and I'll never forget what she said: "Why of course they do, Raymond. Just like people, they have to be fed. Now run along."
So I ran along, back to the study. And a little later, when I saw that big jar sitting high on a bookshelf, I knew, just as sure as God made green apples, that it was guppy food. So I took it down, looked at it and, after a while, I sprinkled some on top of the water.
Those guppies went wild, swimming around, zooming up to the water top, opening their mouths, zooming down, then up again. They were so cute I almost wanted to cry. I sprinkled some more food. They ate that too. So I took the lid off the jar and poured the whole thing on top of the water where it lay like a roof. And even now, the idea of living in a house where the roof's made of food is pretty close to my idea of heaven. They were still eating away when I tossed the empty jar into the wastebasket, closed the study door, and left them.
Along about five that afternoon I was playing in my room when my father came home and a little later I heard him talking with my mother. After which I heard him coming upstairs, and then there he was, standing in the doorway, looking like he'd never looked before.
"Did you feed the guppies?" he asked, and he didn't purse his lips or do anything to his forehead. The words just shot right out.
"Yes," I answered. "Yes sir."
Then he had me by the arm, dragging me down the stairs while my mother stood at the top yelling: "Be careful! Be careful! Be careful!" and then we were in the study with my father yelling: "Look! Look!" and pointing. I looked.
The guppies were dead. Bloated, they lay motionless on top of the water.
"You see!" my father yelled. "You see! You did that! That's your work!"
I was about to answer, but I couldn't, because right then I started to cry as he grabbed my arm again, pulling me down to the basement.
Water was hanging in big drops from all the pipes down there, it was so hot. My father took off his coat, dropped it on the floor. Then his vest, and tie, and shirt. Then he stood up, pale as snow.
I was crying when he took me over his knee and gave me my first and only beating. He kept slapping down hard and at first it only stung, but then that gave way to pain. It hurt like hell but he kept on, and with each blow he swore at me: "Damn you. Damn you. Damn you. Damn you!" I couldn't twist away he was holding me so tight, but once I managed to turn and see him. He was wet all over. It was the only time I ever saw him perspire; even on the hottest summer day, his skin was dry.
The rest of it is pretty hazy. I suppose I got hysterical, and then it was over with me lying on the cold stone floor of the basement, not crying tears any more, because they were gone. Used up. My mother took me to my room, cared for me some, and after a few tense days, the status quo set in. Nothing was ever said of it again.
Except once, long after. I knocked at the door of his study, which was now always closed, and when he said to come in, I did.
"What is it, Raymond?" he asked me.
I blurted it out. "I just wanted you to know I loved those guppies too," I said.
He took the pipe from his mouth and stared at me for a long time. Then he pursed his lips; wrinkled up his forehead. "Guppies?" he said. "What guppies?"
My Grandmother Rae was my father's mother who was almost dead when she came to live with us, she was that old. Small and skinny, she was practically bald, so she always wore a black hairnet to disguise it, which did the trick about as well as an "I am bald" sign would have done. She came to our house when I was seven and went immediately to the maid's room, which was empty, seeing as we never had one. Once she got inside that room she never, never left it, except maybe for an occasional trip to the bathroom. But even that wasn't a sure thing.
I always saw her at mealtime. Since she never left her room, food had to be brought to her and, not surprisingly, I was elected. So, three times a day, I made the trek up from the kitchen with her meal and then, when she was done, I'd carry the empty tray down again. It all went smoothly the first few weeks. Then one night, after supper, she held out her hand.
"Here, boy," she said, handing me a dime. I asked her what for. She pointed to the tray. "I always pay my share," was her answer.
Which confused me, so I had a chat with my mother about it. Naturally, she told me it was just the old lady's way of being nice and I should be the same and accept it graciously. But it still didn't seem right; you just don't take money from an old woman living alone up in your maid's room. So the next morning I gave the dime back to my mother and told her to return it to Grandmother Rae. Which worked out fine, since I found out later that my mother had given her the money in the first place, because the old lady didn't have a penny in the world to her name.
And that was how the round robin was established.
Every evening my mother gave her a dime and the next night I'd get it back and give it to my mother. That was the way it went and it turned out to be one of the greatest games I ever played. We kept one dime—dated 1919—in circulation for over two months and the only reason it wasn't longer was because my mother slipped up one morning and gave the dime to the milkman. I was really sorry when it got away and even now I still think I'd give a lot more than ten cents to get it back.
I always remember my Grandmother Rae as a cripple. She wasn't. She could walk as well as anyone. But I still remember her as such, a crotchety old crippled lady living out her days in the back room of my house. And she was crotchety. She didn't like anyone, including my father, who was her own son. Sometimes he'd go back to visit her, but not often, and my mother even less. I was her main connection with the world beyond the door, and I know she didn't like me. I know that because she was a mutterer. She kept up a steady stream of conversation all day long. It didn't matter if someone was in the room or not, she'd just talk away, about how dumb the boy was (being me), or how slow the boy was, or how the bathroom pipes leaked so she couldn't hear herself think, or whatever else came into her head. She was old and gray and full of sleep—Zock taught me that one—and I think only one thing in the world made her happy.
Reading to me.
She loved that. The only books she'd ever read were the Winnie-the-Pooh stories. After supper, after she'd given me the dime, I'd pull her chair over to the lamp, or the window if it was summer, and she'd read me a chapter from one of the books, which secretly I believe she knew by heart. And it's a shame there are only two of them, because if there'd been more, she probably would have lived awhile longer.
So I'd sit there on the floor, listening to the adventures of Pooh and Piglet and Christopher Robin and all the things that went on in the Hundred Acre Wood. And if Grandmother Rae couldn't do much else, she could read those books—her head bent over, her lips moving slowly, her voice full of excitement. It was beautiful. Because she believed in the Hundred Acre Wood. She had been there. It was real. So it wasn't that she was reading to me as much as she was telling me about what had happened to her. As if she had been present at Eeyore's birthday party, had sat up in the tree when Pooh rescued Piglet with the honey jar.
And I believed it too. I knew the Hundred Acre Wood like I knew the cracks in the ceiling over my own bed. And I'd think—as I listened to her reading, I'd think: "That's a nice place, that Hundred Acre Wood. That's a place for me. You can take me to that place any time."
Naturally, I never got there. And even my visiting stopped, because one day, the old lady died. I suppose I have known more than my share of death, but hers was the smallest. Nobody cried. Nobody said, "What a tragedy." She just was, and then one day, she wasn't any more. Like a pebble thrown far out in a pond when you're not looking. You hear the sound, but later, when you turn slowly to look, the ripples are gone and the top of the pond is smooth again....
As I remember my father for what he once did, I most remember my mother for what she once did not do. Again, this isn't fair, since she was a fine woman, loving wife, good mother, etc. But memories are often like that.
She was a pretty girl whose parents were religious missionaries in India. They died of some plague, both at the same time, which, although it shook her up when it happened, isn't half as bad as it might have been. Together is a good way to go. She attended Athens College and when she was a sophomore she had a class in Greek Literature taught by my father; when she was a junior they got married; the year she would have been a senior, I was born.
I have already said how my father was a famous scholar. Once I went to a speech he gave and heard him introduced as "America's leading expert on Euripides," a pretty silly way of introducing anyone, but still I believe it to have been the truth. And my mother, with the zeal probably inherited from her missionary parents, threw herself into the job of being the wife of America's leading expert on you-know-who. She was a pillar of society, my mother, and I say that without malice or scorn, because if you don't have pillars, then society would fall down on your head, and my mother just happened to be one.
And if it was my father who gave up on me, it was me, in turn, who gave up on my mother. There was never any clean break. We kept arguing about the usual things, such as would I or would I not wear long underwear in the wintertime or rubbers in the rain. We always spoke to each other, her trying to guide me as a mother should and me obeying, more often than not, as a son. But still, after what happened with Baxter, nothing was ever the same.
Giving credit where it's due, I freely admit that had it not been for my mother, I never would have gotten him in the first place, as my father was against it from the start, mainly because he didn't like dogs. You couldn't help liking Baxter though, since he was far and away the greatest animal ever to walk on four feet, a thoroughbred cocker spaniel, small and golden brown. Once I got Baxter—which happens to be my father's middle name, proving I was no moron even then—I was almost never home, but rather out in the ravine or running around the neighborhood or down at the beach.
Excerpted from The Temple of Gold by William Goldman. Copyright © 2001 William Goldman. Excerpted by permission of OPEN ROAD INTEGRATED MEDIA.
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Posted May 7, 2012
I reread this book every few years, and frequently give copies to friends.. Goldman captures the confusion and heartbreak of late adolescence, and, for me, the story is a reminder of one sad indicator of being a 'grown-up' --- the fact that we each must learn for ourselves, on our own schedule and in our own way, that nothing in life is fair.
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Posted July 6, 2005
Beautiful, endearing, heart-wrenching, moody, sorrowful, a triumph. Even after all this years this book is still very effective. It should be read by everybody.
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Posted June 18, 2003
Mr Goldman has brought the secret of the 'Holy Grail', 'Fountain of youth', and whether a comma goes ,' or ', to my life..I hope everyone gets the same message.
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Posted June 19, 2001
I read this book in 1964. In my opinion it rivals 'The Catcher In The Rye' as a study in the psychology of adolescence. After all these years, I am gratified to note that Mr. Goldman has acieved such long term popular success.Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.
Posted March 20, 2009
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