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The Tour Bus of Doom
     

The Tour Bus of Doom

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by Elizabeth Ann Scarborough
 

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The Tour Bus of Doom rolls into a small coastal town, spewing zombies to rampage down the main street. To the beat of eerie drum music, they loot, kidnap, and zombie-fy innocent citizens. Spam the cat, self-appointed feline defender of the town, watches in horror from the rooftops. When the zombies abduct Spam's jeweler friend and take over the nursing home, Spam is

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The Tour Bus of Doom rolls into a small coastal town, spewing zombies to rampage down the main street. To the beat of eerie drum music, they loot, kidnap, and zombie-fy innocent citizens. Spam the cat, self-appointed feline defender of the town, watches in horror from the rooftops. When the zombies abduct Spam's jeweler friend and take over the nursing home, Spam is certain they are also responsible for the disappearance of his next-door neighbor Mr. Barker, partner of retired police dog, Officer Bubba. Then Marigold, Spam's half sister, reports that her human family, who went missing while on a mission of mercy to earthquake ravaged Haiti, has finally returned home, just long enough to take their valuables. And They. Don't. Even. Recognize. Her.

All of that is dire enough, but then the zombies go too far and take over the bodies of the owner and server at Spam's favorite fish'n'chips place. Searching for help from his vampire friend Maddog, Spam meets a new cat in town, the sinuous Havana Brown Erzullie, who arrived with the zombies. Aided (sort of) by her, Renfrew the raccoon, the urban deer cat taxi service, Rocky the vampcat, and his half-siblings Marigold and Mat, the heroic feline must investigate, before the zombie apocalyps-o destroys not only his town, but his home and his beloved Darcy.

Just when he thinks he may have the situation well in paw, the zombie hunters from Seattle arrive, responding to a bounty on the heads of the zombies. What they don't realize is that they have the wrong brand of zombies, the un-plagued un-dead, who could revive as long as they keep their heads.

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Kerry Greenwood
As usual, a wonderful Scarborough—vintage, witty, clever, profound, touching, vivid . . .

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781619501133
Publisher:
Gypsy Shadow Publishing Company
Publication date:
09/28/2012
Pages:
212
Product dimensions:
6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.48(d)

Meet the Author

K.B. Dundee, known to his friends as Kittibits, ruled the Scarborough household for 16 years as head cat and union steward. Now residing at the Rainbow Bridge, Dundee remains a feline activist dedicated to cats’ rights and making sure humans do as they are supposed to. This is not his first collaboration with his human, but is the first one where she gives him proper credit. He says that Spam is handling this situation exactly as he would have done, but Scarborough says no, Kittibits would have hidden under the bed.

Elizabeth Ann Scarborough is the author of 24 solo fantasy and science fiction novels, including the 1989 Nebula award winning HEALER’S WAR, loosely based on her service as an Army Nurse in Vietnam during the Vietnam War. She has collaborated thus far on 16 novels with Anne McCaffrey, six in the best selling Petaybee series and eight in the YA bestselling Acorna series, and most recently, the Tales of the Barque Cat series, Catalyst and Catacombs (from Del Rey). Recently she has converted all of her previously published solo novels to eBooks with the assistance of Gypsy Shadow Publishing, under her own Fortune imprint. Spam Vs. the Vampire was her first exclusive novel for eBook and print on demand publication, followed by (Spam and) Father Christmas (a Christmas novella) and The Tour Bus of Doom.

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