The Uncensored Massage: Massage and Sex in America and Elsewhere [NOOK Book]

Overview

America is hotter than you think, suggests this one-of-a-kind book, which describes accidental sex in the massage parlors of New York, Russians administering Tantric Massage in the heart of Wall Street, why some masseuses regard penises as a blessing (while others regard them as a headache), the care and protection of balls (it may be the first ever literary Essay on Bollocks in world history), a philosophical approach to happy endings, what to do when your "guitar" weeps, and why anatomical innocence can be a ...

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The Uncensored Massage: Massage and Sex in America and Elsewhere

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Overview

America is hotter than you think, suggests this one-of-a-kind book, which describes accidental sex in the massage parlors of New York, Russians administering Tantric Massage in the heart of Wall Street, why some masseuses regard penises as a blessing (while others regard them as a headache), the care and protection of balls (it may be the first ever literary Essay on Bollocks in world history), a philosophical approach to happy endings, what to do when your "guitar" weeps, and why anatomical innocence can be a most delightful thing. A combination guide, meditation, and memoir of massage, this book tells all, with wit and non-p.c. honesty.

Its companion book, "The Uncensored Massage Book: Thailand, Indonesia, China, Vietnam" concentrates almost exclusively on massage in various Asian countries.

By an author who has traveled to over 40 countries and received massages in at least 20.

Around 28,000 words.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940045142083
  • Publisher: P.C. Anders
  • Publication date: 12/4/2012
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • File size: 153 KB

Meet the Author

P.C. Anders is a widely published author of more than twelve books of fiction, nonfiction, and humor, under other names. He is widely traveled and has been a resident of New York for more than 20 years. Freedom of expression, and a lack of embarrassment or apology when describing the human body or natural functions is a prominent feature of his writings. Among the writers who have influenced him, he credits Henry Miller, Mark Twain, Thomas Pynchon, Vladimir Nabokov, Joan Didion, Kurt Vonnegut, and Don De Lillo.A father of three children, he is a passionate advocate of peace, humanism, and freedom of expression.
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