The United States vs. Santa Claus: The Untold Story of the Actual War on Christmas

The United States vs. Santa Claus: The Untold Story of the Actual War on Christmas

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by Brian Sack, Jack Helmuth
     
 

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The comedic minds behind TheBlaze TV’s hit show The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack bring you a hilarious illustrated account about the government’s never-ending war on Christmas.

'Twas right before Christmas

And in the White House

A dread plan was hatched

To make Santa a louse

Joe

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Overview

The comedic minds behind TheBlaze TV’s hit show The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack bring you a hilarious illustrated account about the government’s never-ending war on Christmas.

'Twas right before Christmas

And in the White House

A dread plan was hatched

To make Santa a louse

Joe Biden assisted, and Mike Bloomberg too

And before we all knew it, old Saint Nick was through.

The comedic minds behind TheBlaze TV’s hit show, The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack bring you their hilarious vision of Christmas Future—or possibly sooner.

What happens when the Scrooge-iest Washington politicians take on the jolliest soul of all time? Can a scandal-plagued administration distract the American public by bringing Santa to his knees? Can a bumbling bureaucracy destroy the reputation of the most popular man in the Northern Hemisphere? Spoiler alert: YES! And faster than you can say ho-ho-ho!

This is the sad story of the real war on Christmas—and how the NSA, IRS, OSHA and every other acronym in Washington came gunning for the man in red with everything they’ve got: two-thousand page reports on the environmental impact of reindeer farts...unionized elves...suspicious audits...character assassination...and all the other cruel and unusual tactics of an out-of-control government.

Yes Virginia, there was a Santa Claus. This is his story.

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Product Details

ISBN-13:
9781476764764
Publisher:
Mercury Ink
Publication date:
11/05/2013
Pages:
240
Sales rank:
1,241,670
Product dimensions:
6.00(w) x 8.90(h) x 0.80(d)

Meet the Author

Brian Sack is the host of The B.S. of A with Brian Sack on TheBlaze TV network. He is the author of In The Event of My Untimely Demise, a collection of sage advice for his children, and The B.S. of A.: A Primer in Politics for the Incredibly Disenchanted, a collection of sage advice for his countrymen. He lives in New York City with the best of intentions. Visit him on the web at BrianSack.com.

Jack Helmuth is a television writer and producer and is currently the executive producer of The B.S. of A. with Brian Sack, the number one Brian Sack-themed television show on TheBlaze television network. Jack has previously written jokes for the Weekend Update segment on Saturday Night Live, and was a writer on a wide array of shows, such as Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, the MTV Video Music Awards, and McEnroe, the ill-fated John McEnroe talk show that his manager angrily reminds him is a “non-credit” every time he brings it up in situations like this. He also co-wrote, produced, and appears in the film May The Best Man Win, which is currently available on iTunes. Jack lives in Brooklyn with his wife and two kids. Follow him on Twitter @JackHelmuth.

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The United States vs. Santa Claus: The Untold Story of the Actual War on Christmas 4.8 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 5 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Just finished the book. Breezy to read, fun and funny. What I like most is that it feels different than any other book out there. Finally a humor book for ME. At the end of the day, though, it was just really really funny from start to finish, and that's all I was hoping for.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Love this book. A lot of laughs. Read it on a road trip and kept my husband amused with all the funny bits. Glad I bought the paperback as the documents were the funniest. A must read.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I am 3 chapters in and this book is hilarious. However, I would buy a hardcopy of the book because there are "handwritten letters" and "newspaper clippings" you are supposed to read. They are part of the story and necessary to read, but a bit difficult to view on an e-reader.
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