The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Slytherin in Your Life [NOOK Book]

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Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Has that frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she's the fourth Unforgiveable Curse. Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with "I can tell you didn't get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would've done something about your face." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've ...
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The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Slytherin in Your Life

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Overview

Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Has that frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she's the fourth Unforgiveable Curse. Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with "I can tell you didn't get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would've done something about your face." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you!
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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940015924039
  • Publisher: Jones & Moss, LLC
  • Publication date: 10/30/2012
  • Sold by: Barnes & Noble
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 145,635
  • Age range: 9 - 12 Years
  • File size: 12 MB
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Meet the Author

Birdy Jones, a Ravenclaw who represented her house in the Triwizard Tournament, is a video producer for the Mother Nature Network. She has a master's degree in video production from DePaul University and has used her magic to self-publish two children's books. She also writes middle-grade and young-adult novels, and she enjoys tricking her friends into eating the gross flavors of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.

Laura J. Moss, a Gryffindor who played Chaser for her house Quidditch team, is an editor for the Mother Nature Network. She has a master's degree in journalism from the University of South Carolina and her articles have appeared on CNN.com, The Huffington Post, Forbes.com and Yahoo.com. She also writes young adult novels and enjoys baking homemade Pumpkin Pasties.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 28, 2012

    Mmmm-hhm

    Sounds AWESOME! Can't wait to try these babies out.... heh-heh-heh... LOOK OUT WORLD, HERE COMES THE HARRY POTTER INSULTS!

    6 out of 10 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 22, 2013

    Mya B.

    MEWEHAHAHA!!!!!! ILL GET U SLYTHERINS! GO GRYFFINDOOR!!!!!!
    LOVE YA HARRY!

    3 out of 5 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 28, 2013

    NO U NO I AM THE #1 HARRY POTTER FAN!!!!!!

    I hope i get this book

    3 out of 8 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 24, 2013

    I SWEAR IM THE #1 HARRY POTTER FAN

    I cant wait to TRY these babies OUT!

    LOL
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    3 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 9, 2014

    Not that great

    The insults were really funny, but the pages took forever to turn, it kept glitching, and it kept closing me out. I think 2.99 is too much for this book, and I would only get it for free if I were any of you. And to those who aren't commenting on the book or asking serious questions, please do not even bother with saying something!

    2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 26, 2013

    #1 HP FAN!!!!!! WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    EXCUSE ME?!?! I AM THE NUMBER ONE HARRY POTTER FAN IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!! I FINISHED READING THE BOOKS WHEN I WAS IN KINDERGARTEN!!!!!!!! I WATCHED ALL THE MOVIES BY FIRST GRADE!!!!!!!!! I AM A VERY ADVANCED READER THANKS TO HP!!!!!!! NOW IM TWELVE!!!!!!! I HAVE A FULL HARRY POTTER GRYFFINDOR COSTUME AND WAND AND EVERYTHING!!!!! I HAVE SOOOOO MANY COLLECTIBLES LIKE A TIME TURNER SNITCH EVERYTHING!!!!! I HAVE ALL THE MOVIES AND DO A HP MARATHON EVERY WEEKEND WITH MY BFF!!!! I HAVE ALL THR BOOKS IN NOOK, CHILDRENS EDITION AND ADULT COPIES TOO!!!!!!!!! U GUYS CAN T EVEN COMPETE WITH ME!!!!!!!! IN POTTERMORE, I HAVE THE MOST WIZARDS DUEL POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!!!! OMG GUYS!!!!! SEE!!!!! ME, MYSELF, AND I ARE THE #1 HARRY POTTER FANS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!

    2 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 30, 2013

    HARRY POTTER#1

    The Order of the Phoenix has 870 pages. I have the paperback, so i don't know how many pages the hardback or the nook one have.

    2 out of 6 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 24, 2012

    To the wizards

    Sorry, thought it was the cook book LOlZ. Son of banshee I'm stupid

    2 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 27, 2014

    Fighting!

    Everyone should stop argueing we are all Harry Potter fans

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 25, 2014

    Horrible book

    I hate this book because it is an insult to Harry Potter and Lovers of the book series and movies

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 20, 2013

    Lykki

    Haven't read the book yet, To the one who replied on mar. 9 2012. It's a Scottish or Brittish term for idiot only a little stronger.

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 1, 2014

    To #1 harry potter fan in the world

    Just so you know if you arw twelve now that means that you could not have watched all of the moies in first grade because they just came out a couple of years ago

    1 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 4, 2014

    Ok

    I haven't read it yet, or bought it for that matter, but hey people, here are some things I would like to point out...
    *We all like Harry Potter
    *Gryffindor is not the best of the best, they have faults too.
    *Hufflepuff isn't stupid and Slytherin isn't evil, so stop saying so!
    *IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S THE BIGGEST SUPER FAN PEOPLE!!!!!


    P.S. Are there swears or bad words?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted August 9, 2014

    No more bullies

    This book was amazing after i read it i used it on the people eho bullied me and it worked nice use of your money 5/5 stars

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 26, 2014

    WATCH OUT WORLD ,HERE I COME :-)

    cant wait til i get ths book!i will walk around town calling every- one one of the insults and they wont no what hit them :-)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 5, 2014

    Actually imthe no.1 fan in the world because

    I am emma watson hey fans

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 30, 2013

    Chung

    !!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,! J,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,!!!!!!!!!!!!! Z,!!!!, M!!!!! A, a gun co Dahl cuckoo signal evil chunk chi echo studio stop ghost irregularities undefined width fifty such j Bethnal Gucci ure Euro 6 Wii hall culture Dahl balm drum graffiti

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 29, 2013

    To both # one harry potter fans

    Stop bragging its stupid i read all books and you guys or girls too so what dont say youre the best if you need to type to me its -125437$%*:

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 18, 2013

    NO I AM THE#1 HARRY POTTER FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Because i put more exclamation

    0 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 6, 2013

    I AM THE #1 HARRY POTTER FAN!!!!!!

    DO NOT CROSS ME SAYING YOU ARE THE #1 FAN!!!!!!!!! IF YOU THINK YOU ARE ANSWER THIS QUESTION:
    How many pages are in Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix??????
    ANSWER TO "HARRY POTTER #1"

    0 out of 4 people found this review helpful.

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