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The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Slytherin in Your Life
     

The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks for the Slytherin in Your Life

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by Birdy Jones
 

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Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Has that frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she's the fourth Unforgiveable Curse. Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with "I can tell you didn't get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would've done

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Got a belligerent bully on your back? Next time your paths cross, say "Every time I see a Dementor, I'm forced to relive our every encounter." Has that frenemy reared her ugly head? Tell her she's the fourth Unforgiveable Curse. Is a know-it-all giving you trouble? Arm yourself with "I can tell you didn't get an O.W.L. in Transfiguration. Otherwise you would've done something about your face." Whether you're a N.E.W.T.-level wizard or a wide-eyed witch still awaiting your Hogwarts acceptance letter, you've probably encountered a merciless Malfoy or despicable Dursley who makes your magical blood boil. If you've ever stood speechless as someone called you a talentless squib, a worthless git or a filthy mudblood, this is the book for you!

Product Details

BN ID:
2940015924039
Publisher:
Jones & Moss, LLC
Publication date:
10/30/2012
Sold by:
Barnes & Noble
Format:
NOOK Book
Sales rank:
277,214
File size:
12 MB
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Age Range:
9 - 12 Years

Meet the Author

Birdy Jones, a Ravenclaw who represented her house in the Triwizard Tournament, is a video producer for the Mother Nature Network. She has a master's degree in video production from DePaul University and has used her magic to self-publish two children's books. She also writes middle-grade and young-adult novels, and she enjoys tricking her friends into eating the gross flavors of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.

Laura J. Moss, a Gryffindor who played Chaser for her house Quidditch team, is an editor for the Mother Nature Network. She has a master's degree in journalism from the University of South Carolina and her articles have appeared on CNN.com, The Huffington Post, Forbes.com and Yahoo.com. She also writes young adult novels and enjoys baking homemade Pumpkin Pasties.

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The Unofficial Harry Potter Insults Handbook: 101 Comebacks For The Slytherin In Your Life 4.7 out of 5 based on 0 ratings. 29 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The insults were really funny, but the pages took forever to turn, it kept glitching, and it kept closing me out. I think 2.99 is too much for this book, and I would only get it for free if I were any of you. And to those who aren't commenting on the book or asking serious questions, please do not even bother with saying something!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
MEWEHAHAHA!!!!!! ILL GET U SLYTHERINS! GO GRYFFINDOOR!!!!!! LOVE YA HARRY!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Everyone should stop argueing we are all Harry Potter fans
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Sounds AWESOME! Can't wait to try these babies out.... heh-heh-heh... LOOK OUT WORLD, HERE COMES THE HARRY POTTER INSULTS!
Anonymous 7 months ago
My favorite insult is: " you should go before i do something that allows me to see a thestral." And " the sorting hat sorted you into the trash" Hope it helped!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I havent read the book, dont want to spend my nonexistant money. Im going to give it five stars anyway cuz i know it will be good. Can someone who has bought and read this book please give me some of your favorite insults
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
There are 872 pages in the Order of the Phoenix. By the way, stop arguing because we all know that my BFFs and I are Harry Potter's #1 fans. We believe in magic! We're waiting for our Hogwarts letters! 4 out of 5 of us have finished the series and we READ IT AGAIN!!!!! I've read HP twelve times. I'm on my thirteenth. #nevergonnastopreading. I created my own HP character. It took me six months. Her name is Violet Scamander. So you can all say that I am the #1 fan. Bye,<br> ~V&iota &sigma &#12474 &epsilon &tau (Violet)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I can't say I'm the biggest Harry Potter fan- that would be self-indulgent- but so would using these insults on my enemy- formerly my best friend. Yes, she has turned to the Dark Side of the Force. And yes, I'm a geek. Totally.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
A WEAPON AGAINST MY DADS INSULTS!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Now I can get my brother to bothering me about being the #1 H.P. fan!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Which by the way is me) ;)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I haven't read it yet, or bought it for that matter, but hey people, here are some things I would like to point out... *We all like Harry Potter *Gryffindor is not the best of the best, they have faults too. *Hufflepuff isn't stupid and Slytherin isn't evil, so stop saying so! *IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S THE BIGGEST SUPER FAN PEOPLE!!!!! P.S. Are there swears or bad words?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This book was amazing after i read it i used it on the people eho bullied me and it worked nice use of your money 5/5 stars
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
cant wait til i get ths book!i will walk around town calling every- one one of the insults and they wont no what hit them :-)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I hate this book because it is an insult to Harry Potter and Lovers of the book series and movies
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I am emma watson hey fans
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
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Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Stop bragging its stupid i read all books and you guys or girls too so what dont say youre the best if you need to type to me its -125437$%*:
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Because i put more exclamation
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Haven't read the book yet, To the one who replied on mar. 9 2012. It's a Scottish or Brittish term for idiot only a little stronger.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Just so you know if you arw twelve now that means that you could not have watched all of the moies in first grade because they just came out a couple of years ago
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I hope i get this book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
The Order of the Phoenix has 870 pages. I have the paperback, so i don't know how many pages the hardback or the nook one have.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
What does git mean idont know:(