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Anonymous
Posted December 27, 2011
If you prefer vampires that sparkle and dont like laughing i dont suggest you read it no matter what. But if you enjoy poking fun at the ruin of books that ruined themselves the moment they drove away from the real myths.......youll love this.
3 out of 4 people found this review helpful.
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Posted December 26, 2011
This book does pretty much what it says on the tin. It tells you everything you need to know about living life as a vampire (or zombie, or were-thing). It's definitely a laugh-out loud read.
A fun, short story continuing the Twilight parody of Jones's Romance Novel goodness.
3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.
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Posted February 2, 2012
How did this mortal find this stuff he is officially on the EAT list
2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.
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Posted January 30, 2012
My 13yr old twilight fan and I both read this book. It's Gr8, funny so worth the time. If you don't like to laugh don't read it. I think it's good for all ages.
2 out of 2 people found this review helpful.
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Posted December 31, 2011
I loved it, it has made me laugh more times then i can count and i also love how it relates to now a days
2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.
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Posted September 18, 2011
This short story made me chuckle a few times so, mission accomplished. I like how it made fun of various famous people and certain "other books". I'd like to read more along this line. Everyone needs to laugh or chuckle once in awhile.
2 out of 3 people found this review helpful.
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Posted March 7, 2012
Not sure what I was thinking. Wanted a story to read and ended up with a manual.
It's exactly what the title says "Handbook"
1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful? Yes NoThank you for your feedback. Report this reviewThank you, this review has been flagged.This book was hilarious! P.J. Jones has packed a lot of crucial information into this handbook! It is in MY opinion that EVERY mortal should read The Vampire Handbook if they are going to seriously consider becoming a vampire, a were-changing thing or a zombie ;) There is vital information to be taken into account before taking that final leap into this lifestyle. Things that I am sure, we are ALL unaware of.
P.J. Jones's sharp and witty sense of humor had me laughing out loud several times. My husband *who usually doesn't even bother to ask what I'm reading* kept wanting to know what in the world I was laughing at ;) The Vampire Handbook is a quick but entertaining guide into the immortal life. A MUST read for those who just want to sit down and have a few good laughs. You're sure to put this book away with a smile on your face ;)
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.
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Posted January 15, 2012
I love to laugh and this book is just what i was looking for with 104 pagez its a great funny read.
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.
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Posted January 3, 2012
Honest funny moments but some jokes were just reaching to hard. Romance at the end felt like the author was trying to hard to be funny.
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.
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Posted September 15, 2011
I liked this short story/handbook because I enjoy authors that aren't afraid to poke fun of other authors and stories. This handbook is full of sarcasm and includes Bonus handbooks for Shifters and Zombies... Check it out!
1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.
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Posted May 8, 2012
"The Vampire Handbook" is a compilation book that includes four short stories. The handbooks for vampires/werewolves/zombies read like training manuals in a comical, but structured manner. They are rather repetitive when read in one sitting. As a bonus, there is an excerpt from the author's Twilight parody short story. It gets old quickly, too. Although, for 99¿, it is a pretty good deal.
Be warned. This is strictly basic tongue-in-cheek humor. There are a lot of Twilight references and criticisms throughout. It is a good one time book, but does not rank highly for re-readabilty. I will probably archive it.
-AvidReader
Anonymous
Posted April 12, 2012
To use your own words.... mundane stupid crap!
0 out of 4 people found this review helpful.
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Posted March 29, 2012
I need a vampire who wont drain me please help-gummy bears
0 out of 2 people found this review helpful.
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Posted March 26, 2012
I need a vampire to bite me and not drain all my blood-almost a vampire
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Posted March 20, 2012
For who ever put 5 stars must be a book lover
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Posted March 16, 2012
This book is so crazy and funny and only 5 pints of blood each day
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Posted January 27, 2012
This was one of the few books that I would not encourage reading even for fun.
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Posted January 21, 2012
Hope it is good
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Posted February 23, 2012
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Overview
Warning: Adult humorSo, after a painstakingly long soul-searching (at least five minutes) and after grappling with the possible fate of your immortal soul (who cares if you’re not going to die, anyway), you’ve decided to become a vampire.
Congratulations!
But before beginning that dark and shadowed journey into a life of eternal damnation, every vampire is required to read THE VAMPIRE HANDBOOK, a short step-by-step guide to becoming a vampire and then adjusting to the ...