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The Vampire's T.I.Ts (The Tits Trilogy #2) [NOOK Book]

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In this sequel to The Witch's Totally Inevitable Tragedies is a new small collection of poems on subjects that disturb. With subject matter such as Satanic Worship, murder, heartbreak, alcoholism, and rape these 16 poems show just how the human brain can snap, and are meant purely for adult readers and the stable minded.

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The Vampire's T.I.Ts (The Tits Trilogy #2)

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Overview

In this sequel to The Witch's Totally Inevitable Tragedies is a new small collection of poems on subjects that disturb. With subject matter such as Satanic Worship, murder, heartbreak, alcoholism, and rape these 16 poems show just how the human brain can snap, and are meant purely for adult readers and the stable minded.

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Product Details

  • BN ID: 2940011182761
  • Publisher: Alcala Publications
  • Publication date: 1/7/2011
  • Series: Totally Inevitable Tragedies , #2
  • Sold by: Smashwords
  • Format: eBook
  • Sales rank: 1,343,403
  • File size: 143 KB

Meet the Author

15 year old Boy Queen Poet. Crowned on May 17, 2010 (when I published my first eBook)Website: GermanAlcala.Tk"If... Liberace ate Lil Kim (circa 1996-2008) and then made a baby with Shakira after she had drunk Edgar Allan Poe's ashes you would pretty much get my clone... or the true story of my creation!!!"Twitter: @GermanAlcalaAnd On The Eighth Day (The Free Digital Album)is now out at my website!And On The Eighth Day & the Special Edition are out everywhere!-German Alcala
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    Posted February 17, 2013

    Anya

    Im locked out of first res

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    Posted February 18, 2013

    Ash

    Im working on it

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 22, 2012

    Melissa

    Hate this book makes me wonder if i can go to hell for reading this book

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  • Anonymous

    Posted September 14, 2011

    what a load of cr*p

    Sorry, but if this is an improvement over his first book then I'm glad I didn't read it. This is proof that anyone can write something and have it published, even if its full of misspellings and incorrect words ("trail" instead of "trial", "breathe" when it should say "breath", "posion" when it should say "poison", "then" when it should say "than", the list goes on and on). The author is in serious need of a spell checker, but even that won't help if the word is spelled right but is the wrong word. I'm assuming that English is his second language, so maybe I should cut him some slack, but this is just plain garbage, sorry. Not worth the time to download, even if it *is* free.

    So OK, I just read the authors bio. He's a 14 year old gay drag queen. That explains a lot. LOL!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 20, 2011

    Improvement... an extreme one.

    The Witch's T**s (the book before this one) had juvenile verses, and the poetry was badly written.
    BUT now I just finished reading the Vampire's T**s, and I can tell you that the writer took some serious writing lessons! The poetry is not forced anymore, and they don't all have the ABAB scheme which was a horrible thing in the witch's t**s. The author stopped trying so hard, and THIS can be considered great poetry. I think it even let the disturbed part of the writer truly shine. It really hit home when I related to the poems of heartbreak! Five stars: easily!

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